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05-23-2007, 09:53 AM
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As master of the "Bad Band Names" thread, my next order of business is to see what peoples' bands are naming their songs. My band has incredibly silly ones, and I hope we're not the only ones.
I'll answer after interest is stirred 
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05-23-2007, 09:59 AM
|  | Wasn't thinking clearly on screen name picking day | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Martin County, Florida, USA | | | We had one called "Send in the Llamas"
Also, these didn't seem goofy at the time, but maybe they are
- forkboy muses
- servant3
- eustace takes a nap
- eyes for sale
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05-23-2007, 10:01 AM
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05-23-2007, 10:02 AM
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05-23-2007, 10:14 AM
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Freely Endorsing Hartke, DR, Subaru, and Nintendo | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Marietta, GA | | | Here's almost all of ours:
W.A.S.P. (White Angsty Suburban Punx)
Broccoli [awesome]
Poopsmith
Cut Your Hair, Not Your Wrists
Puns About Cars (Because You're a B***h)
Kanye West
Wait Loss
Pants Illusion
What the F***!? [will probably never be heard by anyone, since it was just a recording of us messing up at practice then making a song out of it]
Drop-KoRn
Tipper Gore
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05-23-2007, 10:21 AM
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Hedna Box
Gallows Fruit
Heavy
Supreme Being
Bitchpile
Slowmotion Genocide
X
Black
The New One (dont have a set name for it yet)
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05-23-2007, 10:30 AM
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Freely Endorsing Hartke, DR, Subaru, and Nintendo | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Marietta, GA | | | ...are we allowed to say B***h in here?
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05-23-2007, 10:31 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Springfield, MA | | | Brad's Puke-athon
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05-23-2007, 12:59 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota | | | Stewart's Rod
Wakeman's Cape
Greedo Shoots First
Battle of the Network Stars
Goes Great With Sandwitches
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05-23-2007, 01:01 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Tulsa, Ok | | | "Stewart's Rod" could be a band name... Great! |
05-23-2007, 01:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Rockville, MD | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Fat.Mike  "Stewart's Rod" could be a band name... Great! | the weird thing is that im at work right now and rod stewart is playing in the background just as i read that
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05-23-2007, 11:19 PM
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Well it's not goofy except that it doesn't make much sense.
Plus one of the lines is "perpetual motion, they say it never stops", and somehow it kinda works don't ask me how I didn't write it. |
05-23-2007, 11:30 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada | | | The Pissing Song... the lyrics have NOTHING to do with pissing... |
05-24-2007, 12:38 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Perth, Western Australia | | A friend wrote a poem about a carbunkle and sent it to us on World Intellectual Property Day, encouraging us all to come up with something original and send it on.
I stole his poem and made them into lyrics for "I stole this song on World Intellectual Property Day", and sent that to them as a joke.
He loves the idea so much he endorses it, and can't wait for a recording! 
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05-24-2007, 04:10 AM
| | | | From my joke band " The Angry Anals "
Get Angry In My Anal
Teabag party
Bestiality
Why Don't You Ever Pound Me?
Stick It In My Yeah
Anal Seepage
Night of 1,000 Balls
Crawling In My Butthole
Why Did You Leave Me ( F****** G** B****** )
Fudge packer
Oh and whoever posted " Constipated Turtles on Heroin ". That was cool. I liked how creepy it sounded. |
05-24-2007, 06:12 AM
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05-24-2007, 06:57 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: NET | | | A small sample of our original repertoire:
The Knee Joints
The Clock Has A Limp
The Undoing Of The Germans
She Who Was Drowned In The Canal
On With The Hair And Out The Door
My Maternal Uncle And His Conscience
Greetings From The World Of Aquatics
None of those are jokey songs, though.
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05-24-2007, 03:23 PM
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Freely Endorsing Hartke, DR, Subaru, and Nintendo | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Marietta, GA | | | Yeah, HORSE the Band has a lot of serious songs with goofy names.
For example, "Stabbers of the Knife, by Kenny Pelts"
"The Immense Defecation of the Buntaluffigus"
"The Hammer of Optirominiliukus"
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"I Believe You and I Are Suffering From The Same Crushing Metaphysical Crisis"
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05-24-2007, 03:26 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | | well the working title for one of our new songs is "why does my penis not cast a shadow?" |
05-24-2007, 03:28 PM
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