OK, anyone who has checked out the Bass Northwest website knows that
every instrument they sell has a "fast & sleek feel"
... This thread is for weird or just plain silly online or catalog descriptions of an instrument. I just read this one this evening from the new Sweetwater Pro Gear catalog.
Describing the new Ibanez Grooveline G105 basses:
"It also features a smooth finish, so you won't have to worry about hurting your hands just because you play tough."
I know there are more.. who's got one?
Catalog & Online Descriptions - "Fast & Sleek feel" 
