Crotch Bass ... a modern classic all yours for only $1800
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/msg/1812627344.html 
Introducing the "CROTCH BASS"
One-Of-A-Kind!
Possibly the sexiest bass alive ??
Definitely a collectors item !!!
Body: Ash *
Neck: Rock Maple w. Walnut Skunk Sripe
Bridge: BADASS
Pickup: MAXXON Vintage Single Coil
Strings: Heavy Gage ELIXIR Nano-Web Coated
Controls: Stacked Concentric Volume - Tone
Hand made in Toronto, Canada
Sounds and plays great with an exellent sustain and a deep rumble bassy tone.
Won 1st Price at the 'Six String Garage' instrument competition in Toronto, Canada!
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* And here is also a little joke for you: A tree grows up in the forest and doesn't know what kind of tree it is. So it decidedes to ask the Maple tree: 'Hey, Mr. Maple, I am trying to figure out what tree I am!' So Mr. Maple looks at him and says: 'I am not too sure, why don't you ask Mr. Pine over there?'
Ok so the young tree goes: ''Hey, Mr. Pine, I am trying to figure out what tree I am, can you help me out!' And Mr. Pine says: 'You kow I can't really tell from where I'm standing, why don't you ask Mr. Oak, he's been around the longest.'
So the little tree goes: 'Hey, Mr. Pine, I am trying to figure out what tree I am, any ideas?' Mr. Pine looks at him and says:'You know, I am not too sure whether you are a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch, but your mother was definitely the best piece of Ash in the forest ...'
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Don't ask me, I'm still trying to find the #@$#& "trust rod" on a bass! 
