Hilton to try?

[Samophlange]

Anyone out there near Burlington, VT area that has a Pete Hilton bass I could check out? I'd head into NYC, but its a 6+ hour trip. Bleh.
I'd get one sight unseen, but the Mrs. wants me to try it before I buy it.
Sound thinking, but goes against my inherent impulse buying.

[Samophlange]

Wha? No one wants a random person to try out their extremely pricey bass?
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