mmmmuuuuueeehhh...(staggers from a darkened corner, liquor reeking upon his breath)
"cold the dark the dank the night, anguish upon me tongue,
for folly's afoot in TBer land, th...the m..m..Monster this way comes...
hundreds, thousands quake in fright, paid and registered alike,
the incomprehensible, the astonishing effrontery of the madmen twenty five!!!
have ye lost all sense, all reason all fear???,
know ye not what ye have done??!!
Thou thinkest ye snag a big 'un aye?
But MOTHMAN consumes ye as chum!!!!"
(collapses in merciful drunken stupor)