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03-05-2013, 07:59 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Salt Lake City | | | This thread is awesome | 
03-05-2013, 08:04 PM
|  | Groove farmer | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: the 5th dimension | | | Nothing. I don't let my basses talk to strangers. | 
03-05-2013, 08:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Jacksonville, Florida | | Quote:
Originally Posted by austentaciousC Keyboard bass: "haha, i took your gigs" | xD That's fantastic! You made my day, thank you!  | 
03-05-2013, 08:05 PM
|  | Registered Aging Hipster Spector User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Charleston, SC | | | sukop: I give up.
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03-05-2013, 08:06 PM
| | Registered User Endorsing Artist: Fender Basses, Ampeg, Curt Mangan Strings | | Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: South Shore, Massachusetts | | Quote:
Originally Posted by FourtyOneHz I think we should just lock this thread (or simply delete it) and call it a day... No good can come from this. | +1
What does your bass say about you?
Simple. It says that I play whatever I want regardless of what anyone else thinks.
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"If you don't want the truth don't ask. Make up your own like everyone else does". (Michael Pare as Eddie Wilson/Joe West in Eddie and The Cruisers II).
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03-05-2013, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Kmonk What does your bass say about you?
Simple. It says that I play whatever I want regardless of what anyone else thinks. | +1, and that's rock n roll! | 
03-05-2013, 08:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Valencia, Venezuela. | | | Show some love for a Tele Bass. I'd love a description for it too.
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"People say you're eccentric. Which is a polite way to say you're f****** mad"
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03-05-2013, 08:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Sydney Australia | | Guys, this is a joke!  Don't take it seriously.
BC rich = "I thought the 'P' stood for 'pointy' and Jacksons aren't pointy enough"
Tele bass = "I want to play brad paisley songs but 6 strings confuse me"
P bass with a J pickup = "what the heck? I thought I ticked the 'cruise control' option."
Epiphone = "Jack Casady didn't need no dang P bass!"
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9pm; in the shed; thicknesser fired up; 8yo Daughter banging on the door... Quote: |
"DAD! I can't sleep coz you're making too much noise!"
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03-05-2013, 08:35 PM
|  | 6 String Nut | | Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Santa Barbara, CA | | | EBMM Bongo = "I like BMWs and toilets"
Sounds about right.
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I bongo, you bongo, he she me....bongo?
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03-05-2013, 08:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tucson,AZ | | *chuckle* 
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"Nothing is what it seems, but everything is exactly what it is." - (B. Banzai) Lefty Union-#72
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03-05-2013, 08:42 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Below Ground, Detroit area | | | P. Bass player who told bassy keyboardist at Saturday's gig: "GET OFF MY LAWN!"
Compliance was forthcoming & we rocked it!
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Don't act your disease, defy it.
Fender Precision club member #63. LDS Cabinet Owner #17, Hartke Club Member #86
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03-05-2013, 08:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sioux Falls, SD | | I've actually heard G&L players say that... And I think they're at least somewhat right.  | 
03-05-2013, 09:04 PM
|  | Unregistered existentialist | | Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Denver, Colorado | | | Mine says, "you're great, but I think we should see other people." | 
03-05-2013, 09:14 PM
| | | | Original period three-string upright: "Hot damn, I'm gifted."
(I do not play a three-string upright)
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...Gonna play jazz now. -C. Wolstenholme
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03-05-2013, 09:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Australia | | | This is hilarious
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03-05-2013, 09:42 PM
|  | Dangerous User | | Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Fort Wayne, IN | | | My bass told a lady I was staring at her ass.
__________________ Fender Jazz Bass Club #762 Black N Maple Club #438 There Will Never be a Venue that Charges ME to Play Club #1 What song is it you wanna hear? | 
03-05-2013, 09:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: cochrane wi | | Quote:
Originally Posted by two fingers My Fender Roscoe Beck Signature V simply says "I caught Dr.Cheese on a good day when he felt like letting it go." | Same thing my ATK305 says. | 
03-05-2013, 09:54 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SE Wisconsin | | | Hilarious. I literally own my p-bass because I wanted something that could cover any gig and wouldn't offend anyone. So yeah I didn't know what else to get.
My next addition will be a modern active 5er to cover the gigs the p-bass falls just shy on.
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03-05-2013, 10:00 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Anchorage, Alaska | | Quote:
Originally Posted by 90dphillips Natural finish P bass... What's that say? | I like Amish furniture. 
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Originally Posted by Gopherbassist I'd laugh, but you can get really sick from that. | | 
03-05-2013, 10:04 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Anchorage, Alaska | | Quote:
Originally Posted by j.kernodle ...So My two main basses are a p bass and Spector. does that mean I am a self loathing sociopath? | Well, we weren't going to mention the elephant in the room but since you brought it up... 
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Originally Posted by Gopherbassist I'd laugh, but you can get really sick from that. | | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | |
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