Would You Mod A Legend?

[TolerancEJ]

We really shouldn't be posting or even thinking about the Mothman, since we are upon the holiday season. That's what the Mothman wants and we are being tested.

[Ewo]

Originally Posted by TolerancEJ

We really shouldn't be posting or even thinking about the Mothman, since we are upon the holiday season. That's what the Mothman wants and we are being tested.

1. What's the Mothman?

2. Get me the Mothman.

3. Get me a bass that sounds like the Mothman.

4. Get me a brand new bass, just like the Mothman.

5. What's the Mothman?

[TolerancEJ]

Originally Posted by Ewo

1. What's the Mothman?

2. Get me the Mothman.

3. Get me a bass that sounds like the Mothman.

4. Get me a brand new bass, just like the Mothman.

5. What's the Mothman?

There is only one. You do not own the Mothman; it owns you. (In case your question is serious, just do a TalkBass search on the Mothman. It has been discussed, debated, psalms written in great length.)

[ffutterman]

Originally Posted by TolerancEJ

There is only one. You do not own the Mothman; it owns you. (In case your question is serious, just do a TalkBass search on the Mothman. It has been discussed, debated, psalms written in great length.)

Our Mothman,
Who art a bass,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy metal strummed,
Thy weight be tons,
In the hands of the underwear chick.

[Ewo]

Originally Posted by TolerancEJ

There is only one. You do not own the Mothman; it owns you. (In case your question is serious, just do a TalkBass search on the Mothman. It has been discussed, debated, psalms written in great length.)

Eh, thought you'd recognize the famous Five Stages of a Musician's Life joke, there...

http://www.overdrivehorns.com/jokes.htm#musician

[jim777]

Originally Posted by ffutterman

Our Mothman,
Who art a bass,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy metal strummed,
Thy weight be tons,
In the hands of the underwear chick.

LOL, oh man, my eyes are tearing

[TolerancEJ]

Originally Posted by Ewo

Eh, thought you'd recognize the famous Five Stages of a Musician's Life joke, there...

http://www.overdrivehorns.com/jokes.htm#musician

I did miss that. Sorry.

[3234718]

Originally Posted by mjac28

No sir I would not nor would I stab a unicorn in the heart if I saw one in the forest.

Well obviously, that's because it is a monstrous thing, to slay a unicorn. Only one who has nothing to lose, and everything to gain, would commit such a crime. The blood of a unicorn will keep you alive, even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price. You have slain something pure and defenseless to save yourself, and you will have but a half-life, a cursed life, from the moment the blood touches your lips. So.......yeah.
Having said that, I'd probably take a thumb rest of some kind of awesome legendary Fender if it had one.

[Ewo]

Originally Posted by ffutterman

In the hands of the underwear chick.

Where'd that pic go? It was spank bank material, def...

[awilkie84]

Originally Posted by Ewo

Where'd that pic go? It was spank bank material, def...

You grew up in the deep south, didn't you?

[Ewo]

Originally Posted by awilkie84

You grew up in the deep south, didn't you?

IIRC, her name was Mistress Dahlia...