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Old 11-07-2009, 12:25 AM
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Cute and funny = win

Spelling = fail
yeah, I couldn't find a big enough one that was spelled correctly... (I didn't make that pic in case ya didn't know)
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Old 11-07-2009, 12:51 AM
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Suicide City! That's Jennifer Arroyo (ex-Kittie) on bass and vocals! She definitely rocks! Awesome!

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The chick on the right scares me. Last time I saw an expression like that on a girl was 5 minutes before she tried to cut off my berries with a pairing knife.

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Old 11-07-2009, 07:57 AM
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Here are some more girls. My band is very lucky, always seems to be some VERY cute girls at our shows. make sure to check out the first 2 pics. It is a band who opened up for us that had a girl bassist and she rocked!!


OMG! she is effin' beautiful!
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:00 AM
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she does nothing for me.....
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:02 AM
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she does nothing for me.....
Nor me. However, the lady on the left in the post above....
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:12 AM
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The chick on the right scares me. Last time I saw an expression like that on a girl was 5 minutes before she tried to cut off my berries with a pairing knife.
Did she succeed?
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Here's some non-performance pictures of Jennifer. I like.


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Old 11-07-2009, 10:26 AM
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OMG! she is effin' beautiful!
Well, maybe in a 'diseased' kinda way
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Well, maybe in a 'diseased' kinda way
nah, in an AWESOME kinda way!
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i like the ebony babe. looks like she's down. tattoo chick is too "look at me". and too many strings on her bass...
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I just wanted one more look, don't mind me
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Just needed one more look at these before the thread runs out.
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What happened to "Chicks at shows" parts 1, 2 and 3? There was some good content there, too.
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a couple pics.....

couple pics...first one is at a party with an old cover band. second is a couple fans with my 3/4 of my new band Spred The Dub.
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played bass in her band for a little while. One is us playing for The Jimi Hendrix Art Experience and the other is from a Halloween show.
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Well, maybe in a 'diseased' kinda way
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Lots of nice ladies in this thread, but I still like the one on the right the most, and she's not even trying.
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OMG! she is effin' beautiful!
Tats on a chick=major turnoff.
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OMG! she is effin' beautiful!

She scares the hell out of me
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