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Old 08-28-2009, 03:04 PM
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Chicks at Shows (Part 4) Cuz 3 wasn't nearly enough.. !

Let's keep it going.. Part 4 starts NOW!








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Ok.. here's one to start this thread off.

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green dress girl from pt 3:

and again:

one for the ladies:
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Old 08-28-2009, 03:46 PM
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In on this one early. Noonan's got us kicked off nice but let's see tons of pics please.



I dig the shorter chick on the Right Noonan.

EDIT, Yeti I like green dress girl much better in the black top. NICE!

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green dress girl from pt 3:

What a beautiful woman.
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What beautiful women.
Fixed it for ya. I don't see a bad one in the bunch.

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Fixed it for ya. I don't see a bad one in the bunch.

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Absolutely.

The one woman though, she's glowing, and her smile is stunning.
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First gig with new chick singer tonight, and a bunch of her cute friends are supposed to be there. I'll bring my camera just in case. Once again, here she is, to give you an idea...

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I'll bring my camera just in case.

Oh, I think there will be a case!



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First gig with new chick singer tonight, and a bunch of her cute friends are supposed to be there. I'll bring my camera just in case. Once again, here she is, to give you an idea...
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What do you mean "Just In Case"? You plan on holding out on us.
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Old 08-28-2009, 05:05 PM
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Heck no... especially not on you, 'cause you may be building something for me at some point... hopefully... but really, I'm gonna' try to get some. Just depends on how well things go and who shows up. This particular bar is kind of a hard nut to crack... lots of good bands have gone in and only done "ok". Very strange crowd there, but hopefully tonight we'll have a bunch of friends as a quorum, so we should be ok.
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This particular bar is kind of a hard nut to crack...
If it wont crack, then bust it

Either way get some pics of your singer. Use your cell phone, do whatever, but get some pics of her at least.

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our singer likes to play bass on "beverly hills":

my mission- find a girl for the "gimmee gimmee" part. here's the gimmee girl from last week.:
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