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Old 11-01-2009, 10:44 PM
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The lord said let there be bass, and there was bass, and it was good!



The lord said let there be bass, and there was bass, and it was good!
A dear friend made this for me, becasue she is great
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Old 11-01-2009, 10:46 PM
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Nice.
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Old 11-01-2009, 10:51 PM
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that is so shopped.

everybody knows the bass God created was had sunburst w/ tort pickguard.
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Old 11-02-2009, 01:08 AM
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...had sunburst w/ tort pickguard.
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Old 11-02-2009, 08:24 PM
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Great picture - thanks for posting it. Kudos to your friend for making it.
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:26 PM
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I'm thinking more like a blonde '51 P with no guard.
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:29 PM
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Hello new desktop image.
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:50 PM
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Hello new desktop image.
i can get a non watermarked image to anyone for 1 dollar,
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Old 11-02-2009, 09:59 PM
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if it's gonna have a black body i would've at least expected a maple board..
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Old 11-02-2009, 10:00 PM
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if it's gonna have a black body i would've at least expected a maple board..
she can do that
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Old 11-02-2009, 11:53 PM
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if it's gonna have a maple board then it might as well be a stingray
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Old 11-03-2009, 02:44 AM
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i'm tempted to recreate this without the watermark. to shove it to the system.

only i'll use a 51'
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Old 11-03-2009, 02:54 AM
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:43 AM
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nice!
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:47 AM
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Hello new desktop image.
I'm not into naked dudes on my desktop...

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Old 11-03-2009, 11:02 AM
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:05 AM
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i can get a non watermarked image to anyone for 1 dollar,
A dollar?!?! Most of us can do that for free!

Edit: ...as you are now witnessing. LOL So God is actually spaghetti and meatballs?
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:08 AM
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That this the flying spaghetti monster.

May his noodly appendage touch us all.

Ramen.
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:10 AM
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Flying Spaghetti Monster FTW!!!

"in the beginning he created a mountain, a tree, and a midget."
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:38 AM
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Dang!
I knew I shoulda copyrighted that image 3 years ago.
Y'all owe me money!!!!
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