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  1. When Auditioning For A Bear---------
  2. Things only WE notice
  3. He IS the most interesting bass player in the world...
  4. God spoke to me onstage!
  5. Hilarious Whammy Pedal Demo
  6. Model names for cheap clones
  7. HAPPY 2112 Everyone!!!!!
  8. Your first Dance /Talent show / Battle gig memories
  9. Lead Singer= Lots of Chicks. Guitarist= Lots of Chicks. Drummer= Lots of Chicks....
  10. Gotye/WOTE Parody featuring double bass
  11. First time for everything...
  12. Most Intelligent Things You've Been Told At A Gig
  13. In the middle: Promoter/venue competition
  14. Hard Rock Rising 2012 - VOTE HERE!
  15. Drummers
  16. bass jokes?
  17. first gig on Bass (Making the jump from Drums to Bass)
  18. My bass came back damaged!!! What to do?
  19. Every concert invitation ever.
  20. Cover Band Bass Players, Dont you hate it when.........
  21. Sklar the Gray
  22. Re-Post Your First-Ever TB Post Here...
  23. Bass joke
  24. And this is why I am *still* tantrum quitting talk bass!!!
  25. what's your "Blues Name?"
  26. Bela fleck at the christmas jam
  27. DBAG tuning
  28. Who here has had a stage trick go wrong? (Vid link)
  29. Relative Minor
  30. Odd payment forms
  31. Gigs, Gigs, Gigs...
  32. Lights, fret dots and 'The Force'...
  33. No real rockstars anymore...
  34. Took my bass out for a little visit this morning
  35. MY AMP IS TALKING TO ME!
  36. say Wha?
  37. Dumb Craig's List Ads pt.4: Dumber and Dumbest
  38. How the hell do I cope with this
  39. CWB 11: Exactly. One Louder.
  40. ever just brain farted on a song?
  41. Howl at the Moon sit ins
  42. Stage Presence tips
  43. Yo buddy, straplocks are only $15 (Jay Leno content)
  44. [Gig] i think i got shortchange
  45. Ladies' Boxes
  46. How to Get Chicks At Parties With the Bass Guitar
  47. The Gig from Hell
  48. Thicker! Heavier! Lower!
  49. Weird Gig with W-T-F? Outcome
  50. Weird Gig with W-T-F? Outcome
  51. Did I ask too many questions (1 question!)
  52. Things Bar Staff has called you.
  53. Top 3 reasons you're a decent player?
  54. Ain't it the truth?
  55. Watch my next gig live!
  56. Best CL ad
  57. Think we need a club! Bass Player Couples.....
  58. Our Guitarist
  59. CL jam sessions...
  60. CL fun of the day
  61. Watch out Ed Friedland
  62. What is the best bass for...
  63. Can YOU play bass in a KISSING BOOTH?
  64. Precision pickups
  65. HiFi Superstar on WGN.
  66. Need the Bass Community's Oppinion
  67. I fail at pop culture.
  68. ah . . ., drummers
  69. purchses that your significant other must not know about.
  70. CL Lead Singer Ad
  71. Should you quit your band?
  72. Most awkward gig(s)
  73. The bass player "profile" :)
  74. How sweet is this
  75. Craigslist Dumbash-of-the-Week
  76. Superstitious rituals?
  77. How to be a successful bandleader
  78. That's alot of frets....
  79. Things you can say about your bass, but not your girlfriend.
  80. The tip jar
  81. You know you're playing a high-class place when.....
  82. Anyone have a Chicago gig for me to check out this weekend?
  83. Finally answered- the perfect punk bass!
  84. Rock and pop stars blundering on stage.
  85. Did You Play or Plaaay?
  86. How was the NYE gig?
  87. Craigslist Post---Girl: I Play Bass Like a Beginner
  88. Anybody playing out for New Year's?
  89. CWB: Big 10 Inch
  90. Band new promo video
  91. LEAVE MY BASS ALONE!!
  92. More Kijiji fun
  93. Funny Kijiji ad...
  94. oh those silly Drummers
  95. our guitarist plays a POS guitar
  96. The True Meaning of 190db : Lowering The Volume of Humor in "Amps"
  97. Post your 'bass face'
  98. Fave gift this year
  99. Unique Tip Jars
  100. A Funny Story...you cant make this stuff up.
  101. Anyone else trying to help Ed Friedland thrive?
  102. FOR ALL OF YOU BASS PLAYERS WITH A WEIGHT PROBLEM
  103. No loudness , no sad clowns ,flammable ,no vacationing
  104. cool Rush pics
  105. I hope this isn't a sign of things to come.
  106. ahhh craigslist
  107. I could be angry, right?
  108. 25th Anniversary and the blues jam...
  109. My bass shocked me!
  110. When a girl and boy bass player get together
  111. Crazy Girl at Show
  112. "Check In" here before and after your gigs, set 3 - everyone's drunk now!
  113. stupid things club owners say
  114. Looks like it's over
  115. New Band
  116. Motivational Pictures
  117. The Marvelous Wonderfuls
  118. Guitarist...
  119. A NEW POLL!!!
  120. I once seen one of them...!
  121. My new cab project has begun
  122. Most ridiculous song ever written?
  123. Post-Show Comment
  124. Just in time for the holidays, it's the return of... Amazing Bass.
  125. Epic Drumming Fail
  126. Finding A Band.
  127. Joke at the drummer's expense
  128. Can you play piranha girl for me?
  129. Requirements for a jazz band
  130. share a set list
  131. Chick vs. Chick w/Bass: Cat O' Nine Tails
  132. Sexiest instrument ?
  133. Hardest load-in.
  134. oh yeah groupie for hire.
  135. Bassist Available in Toronto... Consider yourself warned! :P
  136. Is this a good idea for a gig?
  137. Post Your Gig Pics For Us To Caption 4!!!!
  138. "Relicing" Your Bass - Just Stop It Already
  139. Online piano apps for transcribing songs?
  140. BIG disappointment at COB show in Uruguay
  141. Good craigs list ad
  142. How long did it take you to get started?
  143. Dang! UPS, Take it easy!!
  144. "Where Bacon Wants to be When Dies and Goes to Heaven"
  145. Lego Bass
  146. How we gained and lost our number #1 fan in one night!!
  147. A Jazz Musician's Christmas
  148. Bass + Guitar Center =
  149. Home from gig...
  150. Modern technology weirdness.
  151. Volunteer Church Bassist Pt. 2
  152. Need some help with this email.
  153. Music Genres defined for Older Bass Players
  154. Over 40 Disclaimer..
  155. YOUR tryout from hell
  156. Cool gig tonight.
  157. Skate Park Show - word of warning
  158. Santa claus is coming to town
  159. Drummer did not listen to instructions!
  160. Ok Superstar, what's on YOUR Rider list?
  161. Which bass tonight?
  162. 2 gigs in 1 night at 2 different venues...
  163. C'List...think this is spam?
  164. Chick vs Chick w/Bass: Eight Days a Week
  165. National Association for the Abolishment of Bass Prejudice
  166. playing bass with a drum circle?
  167. 2k12 bass fashion trends
  168. Cover band vs. original band?
  169. Watch out, we got a bassist over here!
  170. You should take up the bass because it's ****ing COOL
  171. Well...broke the "no Mustang Sally" rule last night
  172. Played at the Queen Bee San Diego CA
  173. Use of Humor in the Amps Forum
  174. My First Gig Trilogy: Music; Stage presence; and Finger Cramp.
  175. The amazing one handed bassist......sort of
  176. Eagles and Turkeys (not The Eagles, though).
  177. Bass Jokes!!
  178. People who have no idea what they are talking about
  179. Bands are exactly like girlfriends...
  180. a Kid funny for you
  181. What's the best Metal for Metal?
  182. An Open Letter to Club Owner
  183. December Tour
  184. IS your band a cover?
  185. Pet peeve: bass players who write "BASE"?!?!?!?
  186. SPINAL TAP MOMENT
  187. First live gig!
  188. Chick vs Chick w/Bass: Seven Minutes in Heaven
  189. What on earth happened there?
  190. Turns out i was born a few hours after Geddy Lee's birthday
  191. Drummers , sigh!
  192. Turn it around ... stupid customer stories.
  193. 5-string questions
  194. A 13 year old kid wanted to learn to play bass
  195. Any stupid shop attendant stories?
  196. upright basses do not fly
  197. Mewh, JPJ is easy...it just comes naturally to me.
  198. Do You Let Technical Issues Ruin The Gig?
  199. Interesting Observation from Weekend's Gig
  200. Advice needed about Unprofessional moment(s) from Guitar player
  201. Got a Gig at A Casino
  202. nervous
  203. First audition in 20 years
  204. I need new knobs for my amp.
  205. Seeking Bassist who thinks like a Guitarist (craigslist content)
  206. So Who Else Posted an Audition For Queen Extravaganza?
  207. funny audition story
  208. i have the strangest bandmates...
  209. How Many Lead Singers...
  210. 2011 DeLand Original Music Festival
  211. The Lamplighter Experience.
  212. Battery fail!
  213. My first show ever was tonight
  214. F#**er Headstock Logo (warning swear word inside)
  215. Yay!
  216. Halloween Gig Photo's
  217. New Gig
  218. fun and excitement on gig night!
  219. "A Charlie Foxtrot of Biblical Proportions"
  220. Where's the Bassist?
  221. Kicked out ...
  222. East Coast Snow Gig Cancellation Comiseration
  223. Fanned vs. unfanned
  224. Is it weird to not want a solo?
  225. Chick VS Chick w/Bass: Six Shooter
  226. My guitarist stinks!!
  227. Guitar envy
  228. looking for a Badass II bridge in the mail...
  229. Let's make an "Alphabet Rig."
  230. Songs you've shown people that have blown them away
  231. The No Mustang Sally Rule
  232. don't mess with the bass player
  233. The worst thing about playing music is...
  234. First Gigs
  235. The Perfect Stomp Box
  236. Forgot my head...now get this...
  237. Complaints about bass gear weight
  238. Ever have to use the restroom during a gig?
  239. Massive smoldering Craigslist FAIL.
  240. Halloween costume ideas
  241. Post your gig pics for us to caption #5
  242. The best Solo bass
  243. "The General" Car Insurance commercial
  244. Amazing promotional idea
  245. First gig tonight
  246. I suddenly feel like a real bass player!
  247. My Band Had A Lot Of Fun With Cocaine Last Weekend
  248. In the event of a zombie apocolypse...
  249. Tip jar encouragement
  250. Good for a bass, or a rifle