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  1. Blisters!
  2. Failures to communicate
  3. Last Nights Gig
  4. Worst Acoustics At A Gig?
  5. Kool-Aid???
  6. First Blues Jam!
  7. I Popped My Musical Cherry Tonight!
  8. Riffs you absolutely REFUSED to learn, and still learned by accident anyways
  9. Packed House but....
  10. Bass player fail (may be old)
  11. possibly the worst cover ever?
  12. You know it's time to leave the band when......
  13. What gear makes you look old?
  14. The "spends more time on TalkBass than actually playing" club
  15. Hand Washing Before Playing
  16. more craigslist humor
  17. Arrogant ( and downright rude ) Bass Players
  18. "Not your songs, not your decisions"
  19. two years this month
  20. Playin in the rain
  21. Worst jam session ever...
  22. The curse of GAS...
  23. Whaddaya know, Craigslist: 1 for 1
  24. I forgot Geezer's name! :(
  25. Tales from the Open Jam Sessions
  26. Pic of a protest we played in Canada mid winter
  27. Roller Coaster Gig
  28. Can't find a bass player? Offer a reward
  29. I don't know what to do on stage.
  30. Good bass quotes
  31. Anyone Played at a Nudie Bar (Strip Club)?
  32. My band, and my problem...
  33. This is pure class!
  34. Anyone else seen this craigslist scam?
  35. PLAYING AT BATTLE OF THE BANDS FOR THE FIRST TIME.
  36. It was 35 years ago today ...
  37. Portrait of a guitard thread
  38. Flying high...my story so far
  39. What are some Kiss products that need to be made?
  40. Gear Prices
  41. Playing in a band is a lark!
  42. Good and bad drummer haiku
  43. Leaving a big band. For the right reasons?
  44. Am I Missing something here?
  45. Another Audition Rant (long)
  46. Party on stage at Zun Zun Gig
  47. Dressing up for gigs
  48. I just gave you $2000!
  49. Rolling stones "What's up Makeup"
  50. Muse goofing around...
  51. Why can't I have a hollowbody ...
  52. What Is The oddest gig you've ever played?
  53. What's the SMALLEST "crowd" you ever played to?
  54. Sick of looking for picks?
  55. Recording Bass
  56. Vader on bass
  57. My Schism trainwreck live
  58. Are you inexperienced?
  59. Wow look what Tay can do!
  60. Groupie or Roadie
  61. Lead guitarist's buying bass guitars?
  62. "All Rock is Local Rock" - A Comic
  63. Acrimony Photos
  64. Go Kanye
  65. New Pearl Jam album
  66. My Band's First Show - Victory dance!
  67. TROUBLE
  68. What's your favorite "I QUIT!" story?
  69. 5 best bassists
  70. Help! I love and HATE my band (long)
  71. What's the biggest crowd you've ever played for?
  72. New Music Video From My Rap/Comedy Band Hallucinokids - Teabag
  73. Colorado Springs Clist fight...ongoing..
  74. Finally found a solution for our drummers problem.
  75. Sampler Bands: THE REAL END TO LIVE MUSIC!
  76. So I decided to video my band...
  77. rockin' on a wednesday night (gig #1)
  78. joe cocker translated - woodstock
  79. My visit to Mt. Rushmore...nice picture!
  80. An illustration of the truth or failed marketing 101?
  81. A picture that will make you cringe.
  82. Vocalist is Learning Guitar!
  83. Horrible medical condition... What's the name of it?
  84. A great article from BP Magazine(bit of a read)
  85. I think we angered Mayor Bloomberg
  86. The Right Thing?
  87. Things You Never Want Recording Engineers To Say...
  88. Apparel Help!
  89. Finally found musical happiness
  90. Who Loves Their Drummer?
  91. Playing for the Circus
  92. Funny Bass Shirts
  93. The Rockin Chair
  94. Tips for your death metal band
  95. How time flies.
  96. Are bassists / basses becoming more mainstream / fashionable?
  97. "You mean you don't know '_____'? And you call yourself a musician?"
  98. the redneck gig
  99. Whats Wrong With Modern Teenagers?
  100. Look! i made a video with my band!
  101. Ebay Fail
  102. I like my basses......
  103. Just finished my first gigs in 3 years.
  104. Sound war
  105. Baked, mashed, boiled and Kissed
  106. I split my finger open!!
  107. Guitar Center advertising how freaking annoying it is to go there
  108. The Thread of Musical Fails!
  109. GUITAREST LOOKING FOR DRUMMER
  110. The bandmates - Gahhh
  111. STILL need a bass player!
  112. So today was Guitar Club..
  113. BASS PLAYER MAG HAS FAILED ME!!
  114. Autographed P Bass Auction to benefit Deftones bassist Chi Cheng
  115. Single 55+ Guys, How & Which Chics Can We Approach
  116. Guess who I saw at school today?
  117. aaarggghhh!
  118. Sad Faces :(
  119. My "band" won a local scramble contest ...
  120. GC experience.
  121. Our Holiday Gigs this Year... (some few Pics inside)
  122. I played my first arena gig this weekend
  123. Transporting gear to gigs in London, Paris, NYC, etc.?
  124. Stolen instrument, maybe?
  125. Sadowskys Can't Fly!!
  126. Had a nasty fall at last nights gig set up. Crocs content.
  127. I'm always the last to know....
  128. Got a rough gig coming up....
  129. Good Deal
  130. Loudest Bands
  131. Chicks at Shows (Part 4) Cuz 3 wasn't nearly enough.. !
  132. weirdest/strangest/funniest thing you've ever witnessed in a gig as audience
  133. My band went crazy last night!
  134. Drummer BS/rant
  135. Singer RANT
  136. Who is my band opening for?
  137. No fat guys allowed.
  138. What's the Strangest Musical Experience You've Had?
  139. You know you're a mature musician when...
  140. So my band made an album!
  141. PDX Jam Session
  142. craiglist facepalm
  143. Subtely funny CL
  144. You might be in a heavy metal band if...
  145. Weirdest name of a band you've ACTUALLY BEEN IN
  146. Audition Story
  147. So what's the most severe/fun injury you have caused when playing live?
  148. Tips for going on tour
  149. My Wife is Awesome - Music vs. Family
  150. Do you split tips?
  151. Here's an interesting craigslist ad....
  152. Things you can't do and play bass at the same time
  153. Is anyone selling one of these??
  154. My first ever reading gig
  155. "YOU'RE TOO LOUD!!!"
  156. Funny, we were just wondering about your opinion...
  157. Ad response - you can't but love it :)
  158. What is your Favorite "Bad" Instructional Video
  159. Embarassing (performance) video
  160. Total Film: How to Form a Movie Band
  161. Unlikely Club Names!
  162. The Awesome Club
  163. We need this guy on TB!
  164. CL ad: Did he rob a pawn shop?
  165. By the way stories.
  166. I think I need to buy a clue.
  167. A new twist on CL stupidity???
  168. Bargain on a Squier VM Fretless
  169. Why does this anger me?
  170. Why ESPN is Great
  171. New Bass Hero
  172. Bass Player Wanted?
  173. Comment Off of Tal Wilkenfeld youtube...
  174. "I will buy it for 50% of the price because I have CASH!!!"
  175. Hope you guys haven't seen this yet
  176. Bad gig gone great!
  177. Regular Jams?
  178. Somebody doesn't want me to have a new amp
  179. Why does Guitar center want to record my life's history?
  180. Am I wrong or right? Advice?
  181. So I'm 40 today...
  182. First Set Blues
  183. The lazy bassist manifesto
  184. Bad studio experience
  185. I ate it last night
  186. now you're talking my language (CL content)
  187. When Nordic Black Metal meets So-Cal Longboarding
  188. dam i'm loosing my bass mojo :/
  189. a gripe if you will
  190. Gig story (not mine)
  191. Gettin' rich through CL
  192. Had to post this YouTube link
  193. CL ad for drum set
  194. Working definition of "guitard"
  195. You must watch this.
  196. My Girlfriends lack of musical knowledge is disturbing.
  197. Bass lessons? Oh, sure!
  198. What's after B?
  199. The rest of this year is looking busy...
  200. Vocalist Audition Idea: Rockband?
  201. Pet-names for you gear?
  202. Band (sort of) try out gone wrong
  203. what's that bass line ?
  204. Going through my HS portfolio from Graphic design...
  205. Hottest metal chick!
  206. another CL ad that made me laugh
  207. the funniest thing
  208. Bas(s)tard or Bass Guitard
  209. little craigslist
  210. Has this ever happened to you?
  211. Writing in Crazy Signatures
  212. Thinking about getting a Daisy Rock bass.
  213. I failed it up live...
  214. roscoe beck - leonard cohen
  215. Response from a Singer who wantes to auditon for my gig
  216. Another stupid CL ad
  217. How Much to Charge for a gig
  218. The Best "My Life is Average"!!
  219. My bout with Bass Face
  220. Oh my God
  221. Ending G.A.S.: here is my 12-step program
  222. jammed with BB King and Buddy Guy and others last night!
  223. So You Left The BAnd
  224. Confessions of a stupid bassist
  225. Coincidence or Just Been Around Too Long?
  226. The "you snooze, you lose!" thread
  227. Back in bass lessons......
  228. A TBer came to our jam!
  229. Why I use $20 tuners
  230. Reasons bassists are cool, #476.
  231. GC ripoff rant
  232. Finally playing in a cover band
  233. FINALLY- A REALLY GOOD C-LIST AD
  234. Stalked by a band leader!!!
  235. Finally getting paid to play
  236. Even camcorders don't like bass solos
  237. Apparently plenty of room for everyone
  238. The Dangers of Talk Bass!!!
  239. Don't make this mistake!
  240. Dumb replies to Craigslist ad
  241. Your favorite TalkBass fails.
  242. Where's the thread with the old bass/amp ads?
  243. Tell me about gear snobbery/prejudice in your present band
  244. 5 string prejudice applies to 4 as well.
  245. Guitarists tone
  246. Another Orchestral Story
  247. A must read for Bassists
  248. Worlds Best Guitardist?
  249. Careful Who You Put Down
  250. Another CL ad.