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  1. Didn't get the job because I didn't...(VINDICATION CONTENT)
  2. amusing craigslist post
  3. Story Time
  4. simple is as simple does.
  5. Guitard pride...
  6. TalkBass song!!
  7. You vs. your predecessor
  8. Doom(ed) Set
  9. Cockrock!
  10. Band Wagon!
  11. Get Bassed!
  12. FML.
  13. Help! I love playing old stuff
  14. My Stupid Lucky Brother: A Paul McCartney Tale
  15. favorite transition/band intro songs
  16. The biggest or best Venue you've ever played ?
  17. The ol' instrument switcheroo
  18. CraigsList STRIKES AGAIN -
  19. Chasing the Dream
  20. Present for your favorite Guitard.
  21. I think my rig just put a Crack in my wall.
  22. Made in Holland
  23. Ever forget to plug your bass in?
  24. How to find a funk band
  25. That magical "duh!" moment
  26. A comic I did in dedication to everybody who has teenage daughters
  27. If you play with a pick at a gig, do chicks still think you're playing a guitar??
  28. Ahhh...to be young again
  29. Guitard Stories
  30. Show Stopped by Gunfire Outside
  31. Sitting in on my first "real" gig!
  32. Drummer audition nightmares
  33. Gig with Phil Woods tomorrow
  34. really cool.
  35. Craigslist posting
  36. Relaxing day on the deck with a small practice rig
  37. Anyone here play Greenfield Rock Fest?
  38. Bass broken during airtrip? well...
  39. Sold my rig..freaking out {vent}
  40. My own wedding gig, and I was dressed accordingly...
  41. Had amazing tone tonight at practice!
  42. Mothman Has Been Topped....
  43. United Broke My Taylor Guitar
  44. "Tour" Went Alright!
  45. United Breaks Guitars
  46. My teacher/ Bass dealer tried to make me happy =(
  47. Only on talkbass
  48. A Proper Drum Kit!
  49. Guitar Center Stage Fright!!!
  50. Video - 'United Breaks Guitars'
  51. Another Craigslist seller fiacso
  52. Hell hath no fury like a songwriter scorned...
  53. o boy
  54. the long and short of it
  55. Too Much to Ask?
  56. PreCussion Bass for sale on CL!
  57. I MISSED THE DEAL OF THE CENTURY!!!
  58. First gig this weekend....testing the waters
  59. Wow im so p*ssed now, all bassist must read..
  60. 4th of July Gigs?
  61. How old is too old to rock? Dazed and confused.
  62. Have You Been Harassed By A Music Dealer?
  63. Totally humiliated last night
  64. The keyboardist...
  65. I Hate EBAY.
  66. This is not a tribute band, this is only a tribute
  67. Just landed an awesome gig!
  68. Tour in Yapan, they can not pronounce L!
  69. Practice times?
  70. Have you ever waited seven months for the nod?
  71. New CL looniness
  72. Check out this epic drummer!!!one!111
  73. The worst thing ever
  74. REAL musicians wanted (CL content)
  75. Anyone out there who tunes his bass this way?
  76. Yet another Guitard Craigslist Ad
  77. big show
  78. Drummer problems? These guys have their solution.
  79. Arent You The Bass Player? Murderface Video!
  80. You can use any bass for any style of music!!! I almost went off on the guy...
  81. Jools gets a severe case of the green eyed jealousy monster
  82. Tour advice...
  83. First gig with my current band tonight! AH!
  84. First Real Gig tomorrow night... and im sick as a dog
  85. Drummer uses me as a metronome
  86. Amazing eBay find!
  87. first gig in a few years now with a BAD sit in drummer
  88. So I just finished loading up for the gig tonight
  89. What's one of the dumbest/most embarrassing bass moments you've had or witnessed?
  90. Hell hath no fury like a bass player spurned.
  91. So i got fired from a band for the first time
  92. Learning the play well enough to get laid
  93. How Did You Join/Form Your First Band?
  94. Gigs You Never Knew About?
  95. Favorite Bassist Quote
  96. Dumb Craig's List Ads thread
  97. "Gotta Know" Songs for Corp./Cover Gigs
  98. Craigslist....it doesn't get much better then this
  99. Guitarist jokes
  100. Dumb Heavy Metal Bass Player
  101. Bass(ist) prejudice?
  102. The Club
  103. The Ghetto Bass Stand
  104. You thought you had a rough gig...
  105. Drinking Before Playing?
  106. Gig cancelled tonight...
  107. New LowEnd LEJ "Slap ya Mama" Pickups!
  108. G.A.S.
  109. What really bugs me about forums sometimes...
  110. Blasting my ears after Jaco is done playing Donna Lee?
  111. Bad Night/Great Set?
  112. First ever gig tonight
  113. Older Drummer
  114. Craigslist Humor-Philly
  115. tips for someone going to a gig with poor chops and no exp?
  116. Funny story about rural neighbors
  117. What's your local music scene like?
  118. Too Loud Guitarists
  119. Another Lame Craigslist Bassist Wanted
  120. Conan & Slash Buy a Guitar on Craigslist
  121. THIS IS THE GIG! (CL content)
  122. craigslist humor - Denver
  123. Critique my comedy rap band
  124. Won battle of the bands
  125. I Am So Bloody Proud
  126. I found the embodiment of every drummer I know!
  127. Jesus Bass
  128. More Craigslist!
  129. Scored a Couple of Fenders
  130. I Apologise
  131. Craigslist Ad... Pretty Funny
  132. I'm drinking the wrong kool-aid!
  133. How to... Road Worn
  134. Another Ebay Gem
  135. Slap Jar
  136. Please judge my craigslist ad ...
  137. Big break on Craigslist
  138. guitards strike again in Kansas City
  139. Check out this myspace page
  140. CL poster on Guitar Center
  141. It came in a dream.
  142. You might be too old to gig if .....
  143. More CL funnies!!
  144. sad, but true. :(
  145. Gig FTL
  146. Ad at top of TB...
  147. Bela Fleck's new band?
  148. Too Loud?
  149. Whats with guitarists?
  150. Bass Faces pt. 2
  151. Pairing a Markbass LM II with a Cuban Montecristo #4
  152. So, tell me again why bass is more fun than G**tar??
  153. Hot Female Bass Player Wanted (18-25 y/o)
  154. Government launches scheme to help drummers find jobs
  155. Craigslist ad- AWESOME bass player... 3 string
  156. Well... My rig fell over at my gig tonight.
  157. Gas attack... logs?
  158. Studio Recording
  159. Stereotype The Person Above You---Part 7
  160. Adventures on Craigslist
  161. Getting a live version to learn a song from - not so good.
  162. Karma to Burn
  163. Jigsaws
  164. Out of sabbatical straight into the fire!
  165. Gig last
  166. MAJOR FAIL
  167. I'm using MOTOWN to settle my gas...
  168. Never thought I'd find this on Craigslist...
  169. First live bass solo!
  170. Music Appreciation rant.
  171. Cover Band Rant.
  172. First gig, !
  173. Funny line read in a book last night
  174. Any gig almost kill you?
  175. Fun with band members.
  176. First gig
  177. Theme parks
  178. I've got some awesome BASS FACE for you guys
  179. help crafting a "boycott 'free exposure' gigs" posting
  180. How long to learn songs for audition?
  181. How to deal with this?
  182. Everyone earplugged at practice: how retarded is that?
  183. A Happy Accident
  184. Hecklers anyone?
  185. Magical Performances *OUTDOOR SHOW*
  186. Won Battle of the Bands!
  187. First show ever
  188. Had our first gig today
  189. What Do I Do?
  190. Best. Week. Ever.
  191. Interesting developement.......
  192. Guitar Center + Craigslist = Win
  193. It happens in every bar.
  194. for a good laugh...
  195. The dad guitar
  196. Manditory Story (LONG)
  197. so i'm starting college in August and i'm allowed to get two instrument lessons
  198. You might have already seen this... (CL Content)
  199. Playing for nobody?
  200. Now No Minimum Age - Old Basstards Club
  201. Funny airport/tour stories-armadillo stickbag content!
  202. Dumbest thing I've ever been told at a gig. Ever.
  203. Old Basstards Club
  204. Super Pro Bass Player (craigslist content)
  205. does your wife come to every show and you end up with no money?
  206. The tables have turned! Bassists on guitar...
  207. First gig with the new band.
  208. are all guitards bad slappers?
  209. Drawing a Crowd in a Different State
  210. Guitard Joke Of The Day
  211. Italian and classical vocabulary
  212. When there's little choice...
  213. What's the dumbest thing a non-musician has ever said to you?
  214. My show tonight...
  215. My gift is my curse!! A vent!!!
  216. Music teacher's compliment
  217. Weird stuff at a gig...
  218. Greatest setlist to fill the dance floor with naughty sexytime?
  219. So My Band Auditioned a Drummer Last Night...
  220. Stereotype the person above you! Part 6!! - The REALLY REALLY REAL ONE.
  221. My own little session story
  222. Ouch! (For the bass' sexiness level not Pete Wentz) NSFW Language!
  223. Another funny CL post
  224. Being the Wingman
  225. For those busy drummers
  226. Officially the worst gig ever. Hands down.
  227. Pics from an Open Jam a couple weeks back.
  228. Most important tip for Bass Players
  229. First public performance ever at age 49
  230. Why slap shouldn't exist
  231. No Cover Song Policy???
  232. You think you have seen odd gigs? Heres one.
  233. played an arena last night...wow!
  234. CL post... lol
  235. Chicks at Shows (Part 3) Subscription = mandatory !
  236. Making Drummers Obsolete... ENTER TRACTOR
  237. a sad tale
  238. First gig stories
  239. Guitarists=Guitards.....Keyboardists=??
  240. LOL another Great Craigslist Add
  241. Favorite Quotes from 7 years of touring and recording:
  242. Being bassist... is the right choice!
  243. A FIRST FOR ME: A Bass-Playing Dream
  244. Rare CL find!
  245. Guitards and Cables.......
  246. Injury at Work! Noo!!
  247. My New Gig
  248. This is what we deal with... (vid)
  249. forgot the plug in my D.I. last night... thank god for avatar.
  250. Can I get some opinions on this?