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  1. Try to top this : Singer leaves between sets, without a word
  2. Just Got Mad Props!
  3. Who here misses touring?
  4. CL hack job - yikes!
  5. My old Schecter became a radio...
  6. Am I the only one to lift all the licks from the Bas Whisperer videos ?
  7. So I'm having a terrible experience with my first gig with this band
  8. A Gig Milestone - Growth As A Musician.
  9. Jammed with Bill Kreutzmann (Grateful Dead) last nite!!!
  10. lenny kravitz 4 string policy..
  11. Drummer "impaled his bass drum" at a gig
  12. My latest facepalm moment
  13. Sound Guy Complaint
  14. Oh Craigslist...
  15. Pranking other Bands Thread
  16. A little craig's list treat from a (guitard?) that will make your hair stand on end
  17. Bassists without a Bass?
  18. At The Crossroads
  19. Tell Dr Burkowitz to Stop Glaring at Me!
  20. Performance anxiety?
  21. my tuner pedal rescued me!
  22. Selling guitar, need money for cat food...
  23. whats the dumbest thing a guitarist has ever said to you?
  24. You Guys will think I'm a Jerk
  25. Left hand from hell (keyboard player)
  26. GAS run out of control (sort of)
  27. Terrible Teachers
  28. T shirt reaction
  29. One Chord (Tonality) Jam, you pick the key.
  30. Ever meet or play with someone, Then Find out they are in a big band?
  31. And with great honour to "so what, I am a bass player"
  32. Tank You CL!
  33. Drunk People Hitting on YOU at the Gig.
  34. Don't Gig If You're Suffering From Diarrhoea!!
  35. Is being a bassist a sign of genius?
  36. Yet Another (bizarre) CL Post
  37. CL+cheating wife=cheap gear
  38. Last band I played for.......dissapointing experience
  39. Craigslist Humor
  40. Easiest gigs ever
  41. Playing With Siblings
  42. Things other band members say or do that piss you off...
  43. Tempered?
  44. Rare Four String Guitar!!!
  45. You Know You Should Quit the Band When
  46. "Don't bring anything but your bass....we have a backline for you"
  47. Why I Love "Mustang Sally"
  48. $245 Strap!?
  49. First Jazz Gig
  50. define "bass solo"
  51. Urgent Help Needed
  52. First open jam in 15 years
  53. Doo Wop / Oldies Quiz
  54. For all you Kevin Grantt / Brad Paisley fans..
  55. You're in the band???
  56. A case of mistaken identity...
  57. CL ad. Enjoy
  58. First gig w/the new band went really well!
  59. TAKE IT BACK!!!!
  60. I see there's an Ohio Bassist Club.
  61. Awesome For Sale Ad On Craigslist (Really...... Not Spam)
  62. The Worst Gig Ever
  63. Oh man, this hits close to home..
  64. We won!
  65. Sound Guy woes!
  66. tried out for a death metal band
  67. The "Dave" factor
  68. A Gig Gone Weird...
  69. I haven't posted on here in years, but this video made me think of you guys...
  70. caught a lizard with my bass!
  71. Outdoor gig today...maybe...
  72. I intentionally started a volume war
  73. Shred vids
  74. What do you play when someone asks you to play some bass?
  75. Bass or sex?
  76. 1st gig
  77. UPDATE: I played the Music as a Weapon tour...
  78. Craigs List of the Future
  79. Play guitar, get laid. Play bass, be celibate.
  80. Pretty funny.... especially the end!
  81. Songs You Love Playing But Won't Admit It
  82. Wedding gigs - gotta love them
  83. jaco pastorius joke...
  84. I guess this is why you shouldn't play a gig without treating your allergies...
  85. one of the funnier Craigslist musicians rants
  86. I PUKE
  87. Total Blues Brothers moment
  88. Entire Lineup needed for Established Working Band
  89. I want this shirt...
  90. The "So What, I'm a Bass Player" Game
  91. Anyone doing any Easter Gigs?/Worst Easter gig experience
  92. awesome gig
  93. I thougt this was pretty funny
  94. First gig ever on Sunday
  95. Cool things to say between songs
  96. Passing the Musical Torch to your kid......
  97. Help a fellow Tb'ers Band Out!?!
  98. Only $500??!? WHAT A DEAL!!!
  99. stupid gigs
  100. Playing my own daughter's wedding - ettiquitte questions
  101. Mystic Mermaid Music - the hot new thing!
  102. Great Looking Amps!
  103. Spinal Tap Moments
  104. My son's first gig.
  105. I WON THE LOTTERY!
  106. No more gigs. See ya.
  107. Help me with a 500 word essay to get audition!
  108. CL- Bandmates with Intellegence Required
  109. CL - Awesome
  110. Injecting new life into a marriage... or an old joke...
  111. Good Jokes or Stories for April Fools
  112. Sadowsky's April Fools.
  113. UGH. Nickelback.
  114. The Best Gig You Never Played?
  115. I just don't understand the musician's life. Does anybody have a full time career?
  116. Doubling
  117. rare bass 1966 - $9000
  118. CL - Don't Waist My Time
  119. Guest Guitarist @ Sunday's Gig
  120. Road Worn Mint...
  121. real expirience
  122. International Flight question
  123. So, what all is in YOUR case right now?
  124. A Sexy TBer?
  125. Apparently, the real reason I spend so much money on my gear is....
  126. The Tour from Hell pt2-cleaning up the mess.
  127. Payback - Revenge is sweet!
  128. Nervous about first "Gig"
  129. Very Frustrating. Rant.
  130. Good Vibes from a Good Gig.
  131. Wasted Years?
  132. Experiences playing music festivals?
  133. Lady Radiator
  134. I want to join this band but I don't have the right bass!
  135. Urrghh....yuck. Stupid open-mike night (drumming related)
  136. Musician Jokes
  137. The biggest Gig epic fail(s) of all time
  138. Would you leave your bass or amp at a gig you are playing the next eveing.
  139. Am I an Enabler?
  140. I'm playing the Music As A Weapon tour...
  141. Craigslist Bass player wanted ad
  142. What do you think of my leavers jacket?
  143. I feel down.
  144. 50 pound pedal board!!!!
  145. Chicks at Church
  146. The bass I never owned.
  147. Bass is the base
  148. passing the band drink costs on to the customers
  149. satellite navigation
  150. "I carefully removed the glass on each [vacuum] tube to clean both sides"
  151. GOOD Guitar Center experiences?
  152. World's greatest bass player
  153. Pleasant surprise for my band... and you can help!
  154. Ebay, um... oddity
  155. CHURCH GIGS FROM HELL STORIES
  156. Name that singer
  157. Stage Spice
  158. The Worst or Best Gig Yet....Last Night
  159. Missing the Downbeat - Not Enjoying it Anymore
  160. Gig story -- good and bad (with rant)
  161. Craigslist: One misspelled word...out of one
  162. Famous musician in a restaurant...
  163. Not so much a story, just a video.
  164. Jaco Movie...
  165. The Wizard of Id and Bass Players
  166. Wouldn't you love to have her as your singer?
  167. we are auditioning singers
  168. the 5-string of the future
  169. bass in comics.
  170. I might be opening for Victor Wooten
  171. What is that high pitched sound?!?!
  172. The Continuing Adventures of Sir Rodney
  173. 'Rickenbacker bassist wanted"
  174. Coolest Cop Ever
  175. First Gig in 23 years! Sort of.....
  176. Head banging band,...too funny!
  177. Wow
  178. Ah, the good ole' days...
  179. a WEEK and a HALF...
  180. i guess all those trombone player jokes aren't about me.
  181. Girls of Bass Discussion
  182. Look at this racist POS bass item on eBay
  183. Guitar Players from Hell True Stories
  184. Last minute gig offer
  185. Had a gig on Tuesday...
  186. Funny flame war on craigslist (DC)
  187. RFLMAO Craiglist......
  188. One more reason that guitarists suck...
  189. The most appropriate drink for BASS players???
  190. craigslist math
  191. Drummers from Hell..True Stories
  192. What are the four steps to rocking?
  193. Rules for playing jazz
  194. Anyone knowingly take a "bad" sub gig - and why?
  195. Which Instrument Should I Play?
  196. I just can't stand a thief!
  197. Hooked On Bass!
  198. Great bass and bass face!
  199. a piece of bass history
  200. But, does it have a bar? (CL content)
  201. So, I'm a little pissed (Quitting the band that I put together)
  202. My sub's sub showed up with a 6 string frettless
  203. Band Drama - long
  204. Anyone coming down to Austin for SXSW?
  205. Gig Story - My weekend in Germany....should've been uneventful...
  206. Not JUST the Bass Player?!
  207. Ah craigslist...
  208. The Stench of Smoke Has Funked Up my Equipment
  209. The perfect metaphor on Bass vs. Guitar....
  210. this has some nasty bass face going on
  211. Getting the most from your amp head
  212. Some Craigslist honesty
  213. Got on stage for the first time for a blues jam Sunday.
  214. My new gig.
  215. "Check In" here before and after your gigs, Set #2, the sequel!
  216. Oddest injuries, had mine last night
  217. what do guitards call US
  218. Christian Rock Hard
  219. First gig tomorrow!
  220. Scintillating Craigslist Ad from my City
  221. Be a great bass player
  222. wow, amazing pic...
  223. People who play bass and shouldn't?
  224. why we love the who
  225. borrowed an amp 3 hours before the show..
  226. Opening for Jessica Simpson next week!..
  227. Ebay: Mothman bass
  228. Yogi Berra explains jazz bass.
  229. Gibson P Bass
  230. craigslist awesome
  231. Bass Face 2009
  232. Stories from the road!
  233. Just a bad night
  234. You gotta love this one
  235. I need stories from the road!
  236. last nights gig
  237. 'COMPLETE?'
  238. Who needs a rhythm section...
  239. My music in a burlesque show number!
  240. First Gig w/ new band tomorrow
  241. Are You There Jah? It's Me Ras Trent - For the Reggae Lovers
  242. Really? Serious?
  243. CL Fail...
  244. I finally have a bad audition story!! Woohoo!
  245. How to read a craigslist ad
  246. Would You Drive 6+ hours for $300?!
  247. PsychoJealousCrazyScary SO's at gigs
  248. Drummers Fiancé flipped out
  249. If bands looking for members were honest
  250. Worst Preperation Ever?