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  1. Is it all right to do this?
  2. Amusing song requests
  3. Horrible Lineups
  4. First Gig This Friday!
  5. Funny Ad
  6. How old were you on your first gig?
  7. what do you do to keep easy charts interesting?
  8. Singer has bad and consistant gas!
  9. Bay Area - any experience with Redwood City Blues Jam?
  10. First blues jam in years
  11. Hello, my name is Mike, the unluckiest guy at Talkbass
  12. Chicken on fire.
  13. Prison Gig
  14. I just recieved the best compliment I've ever gotten. Last night.
  15. Another Craigslist ad.
  16. Warmoth ebony
  17. So I was watching "Bird", the film about Charlie Parker.
  18. My orchestra is backing Kansas
  19. Lucky Escape
  20. Another Craigslist gem...
  21. Who was the most famous cat you played with
  22. wow! craigslist super mega deal!
  23. Bootsy Cartoon
  24. Translations for Craigslist
  25. Dumbest/most embarrassing bass moments
  26. :D a once in a lifetime oppurtunity
  27. ***?! lol
  28. Yet another Craigslist gem.
  29. Worst gig disasters?
  30. Sex with Bass
  31. The History of Bass
  32. We should stop trying to be cool
  33. For your viewing and giggling pleasure...
  34. The things you hate they say about your playing
  35. Craigslist bass humor du jour !!
  36. Anyone else have a sound guy do this?
  37. Strongly need advice
  38. Don't you hate it when this happens...
  39. FIRST SHOW!!!!!!!!!
  40. I found the cure for GAS!!!
  41. Band Promote... scam?
  42. New Mark King Parody
  43. Awesome gig flyers!
  44. Do you agree??
  45. Great CL ad. I responded to this one.
  46. Umbilical Chords...
  47. Superstitions & rituals
  48. I found him on CL!
  49. old geezer control freak
  50. The "Get Mad at Local Acts/Venues" Thread
  51. Worse places you evere gigged at!
  52. The true story of funk!
  53. CL Laugh of the Day
  54. All Good Basses Go to Heaven
  55. So I was just on the radio
  56. Clashing Basses
  57. Ebay Add ,,Genius
  58. Don't You Just Love Playing Bass?
  59. Is Kinky right about us being a buch of sad bastards?
  60. First paid gig
  61. McCartney & Stern
  62. bassist recruitments ads and equipment specs.... rant
  63. Battle of the Bands : Disqualified but with a twist
  64. Strangest gig I have ever done or seen
  65. THE END of bar/cover bands
  66. Terrible Practice!!!!
  67. Something up with TalkBass?
  68. 101 ways to kill boredom on the road
  69. Band needed...
  70. A CRAIGLIST AD
  71. British Bassist Club!
  72. The Bass Player (You Tube content)
  73. Funk coat of arms
  74. Who Doesn't Love a good Stage Invasion?
  75. First "Gig"
  76. A bass player we all should aspire to be like
  77. Try to watch this , if you can.....
  78. Sarcastic Bassists Club
  79. Tales from working "security"
  80. Kids in the Hall -- The Bass Player
  81. Girlfriends or wives getting hit-on at gigs?
  82. If My Nose....Very Romantic
  83. nevermind
  84. world's top bassbuilders sit down together
  85. Laptop callous troubles!
  86. Short story
  87. The Backstage Lounge in Gainesville Florida
  88. Bass solos: really?
  89. favorite stage moves!
  90. ...Embarrising Moments At a Gig?
  91. Balloon Bass
  92. Save a bass....
  93. Peanuts - Goodfellas
  94. Great CL add!
  95. Billie Jean
  96. Gigged the warwick head last night
  97. Show your pet
  98. Oooohhh, this burned me...
  99. Interesting switch...
  100. Hipsters in Space - too funny
  101. Craigslist Post of the DAY
  102. You know you don't have cash for G.A.S when...
  103. Musical Basses
  104. "uncle mikes" bar in NYC (rant.)
  105. Rock and comic strips
  106. Should have kept my mouth shut
  107. AMPEG SUT-PRO?!
  108. hilarious but terrible
  109. Finally, my first gig!
  110. First gig ever tonight
  111. Make sure you always protect yourself.
  112. favorite stage props..
  113. Who was a full-time road pro, and ended up hating it?
  114. What is the best compliment...
  115. Damn strap keeps falling off!
  116. Who here has played on a kids tv program?
  117. ever think you've had a bad show but turns out it was okay?
  118. Best Bass Solo EVER!!!!!!
  119. Darn Hollidays!!!!
  120. Why I Don't like Johhny DeMarco
  121. Big Accident and New Leads for me!
  122. What's everyone playing these days?
  123. 3 rather interesting stories in one day
  124. i got stalked on talkbass
  125. maybe it was all for the best?
  126. A bit more proof that GC a employees are idiots
  127. How did i get myself into this?????
  128. Adolf Hitler and the band
  129. Thinkin 'bout the bass a little too much...
  130. Overkill? That's what we're all about.
  131. bassist: uncyclopedia entry
  132. band finally formed!
  133. falling into the drumset is NOT part of the show!
  134. Last nights gig rant
  135. Cymbal Slice
  136. Your story:Killer deals on used/vintage basses
  137. Another Craigslist Gem
  138. first Walkin perfomance
  139. Funny Stories Anyone?
  140. crazy deal on the bay!!!
  141. Bass Comic
  142. Bored at work
  143. Frank TV
  144. How many people spend more time Talkingbass than accualy Playing bass?
  145. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
  146. My 2008 Christmas comic.
  147. First Gig.
  148. NSFW: "Rare bass"
  149. This Musician Thing Has Finally Paid Off...
  150. Bad Bassist/ Good Bassist
  151. Have you ever plated a gig where you've been fearful of your life???
  152. Had a unexpectedly cool gig last night - Long
  153. what song...
  154. First 'unplugged' gig.
  155. well, obviously they don't know much about music
  156. Pet Names For Your Bass
  157. How to Sing the Blues (A Primer)
  158. Respect Your Bass Player
  159. Top "Drunks at Gigs" stories
  160. Had a great gig... WITH A BEHRINGER!
  161. My funny 80's band video(with my Rickenbacker)
  162. Bass and flute carols!?!?!
  163. So...exactly how bad do you want a gig?
  164. proud uncle
  165. A little bass joke ;-)
  166. The Mediocre Bassist Club.
  167. Is This Normal?
  168. Subbing with hubby's band!
  169. Why a bass may be better than a girlfriend
  170. Why pick on bone players?
  171. Yikes! Poor Gig etiquette!
  172. A little joke for metal bassists...
  173. Funny Fretless Bass Review
  174. Embarassing Gig Stories
  175. Need some help with playing keyboards
  176. Funny ad
  177. Weird session
  178. Sound guy walked on stage and turned me down...
  179. 1ST marathon(for me) Gig.
  180. too funny for a short title
  181. MY 10yo daughters first lesson..
  182. Noodling/Showing-off between songs
  183. Bass player offenses/fines
  184. The Legendary Question...
  185. My first show this Saturday!
  186. Band Members Who Shouldn't Have Microphones
  187. A parody of Jaco Modern Electric Bass
  188. What this guy was your drummer?
  189. were playing with the damned tomoro
  190. Lock please
  191. gig canceled from age...
  192. Harassing your audience
  193. Funniest clip I've seen in while.
  194. a band insulted us, so...
  195. Congrats bassists around the world!
  196. best description of a metal bassists
  197. Playing part of a cover song live
  198. Getting "paid' with gift certificates?!
  199. Amazing! My current gear sounds better in down economy!
  200. First Bar/club gig in less than 2 hours...
  201. My Saturday Night Gig Was Canceled!
  202. HUGE Gig Coming Up, Possibly Going on Tour
  203. WARNING: maimed Rickenbacker content
  204. anyone ever heard of this stage trick??
  205. Holiday songs?
  206. Crazy reasons for breaking up the band
  207. Stories About Weird Groupies
  208. We played a killer gig last night but...
  209. 8x10 Cab Accident
  210. The worst thing happened last nite....
  211. posture
  212. More proof that bassists are invisible.
  213. Well, if this doesn't sell some DI's, I don't know what will.
  214. Bombing out on a song
  215. Any Insomniacs
  216. Most difficult gig ever
  217. You know you are succesful when...
  218. 1st Gig w/ New Band......A Few Warning Signs
  219. Played a gig tonight, oh dear...
  220. Tired of Smoke on the Water in shops? Check this out!
  221. Post your Halloween Gig Pictures
  222. Dont play Army gigs
  223. Nominate A President For This Thread
  224. Best of Craigslist : BASS (humour)
  225. New Mosh Girl?
  226. Who's this guy?
  227. Car no workie
  228. What a great salesman
  229. Does this bass make me look fat?
  230. craigslist ad beaming with confidence...
  231. Don't you hate it when...
  232. 'Metal' Health
  233. Another Cruel Bass Joke.........
  234. Post some pics from your Halloween gig - 2008
  235. Chicks at Shows (Part II) Let's see more of them.....
  236. Why Is It That We Think The Worst in Auditions
  237. Scary Gig Stories
  238. Coolest random thing from one of your gigs?
  239. Pre Gig Band rituals
  240. bass haiku
  241. Urrgghh...worship performance was terrible.
  242. Bass player's 23rd Psalm
  243. Surprise gig
  244. very first gig
  245. Show your Bass Face!
  246. Halloween gig costume plans?
  247. GIG!......maybe
  248. hello, sheriff!
  249. Craiglist Fun
  250. IF OBAMA/McCAIN WERE A BASS....