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  1. interesting first jam to a blues school
  2. what you do when your band drinks to much
  3. Funny Athiest Drummer Craiglist ad
  4. Myung tackle
  5. Julie Slick
  6. Cramming songs to not play them
  7. Another semi-funny craigslist ad
  8. The stage was soooo small...(how small was it?)
  9. The Official "Official" Club
  10. What Was Your Worst Gig Room
  11. My band is going into the studio!
  12. first gig ever =)
  13. Gigging Rules
  14. some get stage fright me, I get manic.
  15. Check out this local ad, kids...don't do drugs!
  16. Ever Break your equipment on Stage?
  17. take a look at this...
  18. Had a weird gig last night
  19. Best Bass T-shirts ever!
  20. Another Craigslist winner
  21. Looking back at the past
  22. tell me what you think.....
  23. Bass guitar at a weapon?
  24. Rocking a Rainy Festival...
  25. blister after 2 hrs of playing?
  26. Wow...My Old Band Reached #1 on this list..
  27. Bass by accident
  28. Music Joke - Not strictly Bass humour though.
  29. Interesting experience this weekend
  30. Playing in the Rain
  31. Ear infection before gig
  32. Misconstrued Lyrics!
  33. Jazz band Audition...NAILED
  34. The gig that got away (but I'm not complaining)
  35. A Musician's Responsibility
  36. Howdy From New(Sorta) Member
  37. Cheating on Your Bass? (long)
  38. Playing Covers Like a One Act Play
  39. my biggest gig for this year!!
  40. Amazing...
  41. Who needs a drummer...(craigslist find)
  42. I love wedding gigs!
  43. I'm opening for Bobby "Blue" Bland
  44. unfortunate moments as a bassist.
  45. What Do You Do When The Drummer Sucks?
  46. in the end i maybe lost my bass and pedal board
  47. Dudepit 'Gomer Bass' picture?
  48. One is more than enough.
  49. Does your band use a "tip jar"?
  50. My guitarist just made me lol -- what should I do with him? :(
  51. Does this guy have a point or is he being stupid? (guitarist conversation)
  52. The Onion does it again...
  53. I am playing bass in my sleep
  54. Dealing with contractors/middle-men
  55. Six Bassists Onstage it the Same Time? It Happened this Weekend in Michigan!
  56. Remember mosh girl...? (chics at shows thread obsession) look what i found...
  57. Warning! Rant ahead (long, boring and whiny - read at your own risk)...
  58. If this was a musician joke it'd be funny...
  59. Disaster Gig last night !!
  60. band humor
  61. Epic self-KO from a possible gig
  62. How has the economy affected your gigging schedule?
  63. Asked to provide backline for gig?
  64. What is your favorite moment in music?
  65. Words can not express how angry I am right now.
  66. Went to sam Ash today! saw a used stock sx for 280dollars!!!!
  67. Show the best place(s) to gig in your town
  68. here's one for ya (stage set up) vent...
  69. "The Jerk" and GAS...
  70. Local Blues Jam
  71. Relic'ed Road Cases. Where to buy?
  72. Mysteriously growing arms
  73. Bad experience at my first open blues jam
  74. Psycological disorder club
  75. First Gig with New Band
  76. I thought I could read....
  77. Broke my first ever bass string on Saturday
  78. Two basses on stage!!!!!!!!!
  79. worst day of my life
  80. New band, first gig...............
  81. Free gig last night.
  82. is it really a gig? it feels more like a backstage pass.
  83. Wizard Rock!?
  84. I have issues
  85. We just got a $1500 party gig to play for 2 hours!!
  86. WOW
  87. Because Yer Dumb
  88. LOOK
  89. One hell of a first gig! (With new band)
  90. How many TBers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  91. Getting Tired of the "What's the Best..." Threads
  92. First gig for free?
  93. how not to start a gig
  94. video stills from Friday!
  95. Today was the sickest day EVER -- Band gig content w/ pics and newspaper reviews
  96. failed to mention about Friday nite
  97. OMG I did it!!!
  98. whats the biggest crowd you have played for?
  99. Personal Bass vs Guitar funny
  100. Worst Live Performance?
  101. best live performance?
  102. lawd help the world now..at least locally
  103. Church Bassists: What did you play this Sunday?
  104. 3 Sets on a Wednesday Night
  105. Ever Get the Gig You Didn't Want?
  106. I found this funny...
  107. Rocking w/ the Youngen's
  108. Too bad THIS didn't happen when you your bass got stolen
  109. Labor Day Weekend Gig Report
  110. Tell your first time...
  111. BOTB success stories
  112. Great news, just wanted to share!
  113. Holloween gigs
  114. Drummer Humor!
  115. Ad of the day: Peavey TKO
  116. Miles Davis humor, Keith Jarrett storytelling
  117. pic of me playin tonight
  118. What the $%#@
  119. there is nothing better than hearing the words "you have the gig"
  120. I think I have GAS something bad...
  121. the forgetful bass player -- ME
  122. Wow... just got a notice from the local rock radio station
  123. My Biggest Show So Far!
  124. a couple of firsts
  125. More Awesomeness From Craigslist
  126. Best TB User Title!
  127. So my band played Mayhem Festival in Hartford Ct.
  128. Funny/interesting memories from when you where a young bass padawan.
  129. How Was Your Weekend Gig?
  130. Who wants to be the lucky person to join this band (If you can......)
  131. Guitar player stuck at the lake.
  132. 1,000 Reasons To Date Bass Players
  133. the cure for GAS
  134. I did it again!
  135. Awesome. No other words for it.
  136. My New Band! (Don't Tell My Wife)
  137. MUST BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!
  138. First night with a new band
  139. Another funny musician wanted ad...
  140. Tales of Scumbag Booking Agents
  141. So I think my band got screwed
  142. Mike Ditka vs. Lakland
  143. anybody played on a semi trailer, Guitar Hero style?
  144. Forming teen metal band
  145. This is funny!
  146. Broke my strap tonight at the gig
  147. Our first gig is tomorrow
  148. How many lead guitar players does it take?
  149. August '08: month of 2 amazing drummers for me...
  150. Solution for post-gig aches and pains . . .
  151. Bass Olympics, anyone?
  152. I got THE gig!!!
  153. For the visually impaired T'Ber - glasses or contacts?
  154. Anyone notice this ad on TB...
  155. What's your favourite venue to play?
  156. Dreamed I *almost* sat in with Floyd
  157. How not to recruit musicians
  158. how your instrument sounds > how it looks.
  159. There's always a kernel of truth...
  160. Enraged Ex-gf and bass gear...not a match made in heaven
  161. The Cover Band's Extentded Guitar Solo's
  162. Craigs List - Ad of the Day
  163. I had no comeback to this...
  164. Adapting military hand signals for a gig :D
  165. You know you´re obsessed with bass when...
  166. Holy crap my neck is sore! (Ninja Content)
  167. Something funny today...
  168. How you stand when gigging on stage
  169. Drummer joke...
  170. Longest you've ever played in one day?
  171. What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
  172. STUPID BAR OWNER
  173. have you ever composed in your sleep?
  174. So the stage collapsed tonight...
  175. Wierd bass related dream
  176. Favorite beverage during practice/ show?
  177. Bands are like a fast food restaurant
  178. Our New Drummer...
  179. Jazz bass; pffft!
  180. If the drummer knocks your LM2 off the cab...
  181. Drummer gone postal
  182. I know my local guitar shop is expensive, but...
  183. The Substitute Drummer From Hell
  184. Cascading F UP's
  185. The WORST Gig I've Had Yet
  186. No one showed up yesterday -.-
  187. Major disasters at gigs
  188. I have just had the WORST band practice ever!
  189. Oops, I forgot to tune up
  190. ...and it plays like butter!
  191. How many have opened for Big headed bands?
  192. FINALLY! A gig where they know us!
  193. Flying experiences with your bass
  194. name dropping thread.
  195. Best Talkbass Username?
  196. 5 degrees of separation
  197. got Fired for playing good???
  198. how many show up on your gigs
  199. Only ONE more practice til first show!!!!!
  200. ampeg fridge story (hercules)
  201. Guitarist Who Can't Jam
  202. how do you annoy guitards
  203. Playing a bar while underage
  204. dead battery again!
  205. Anybody else wear sports jerseys live?
  206. HOW TO SING THE BLUES
  207. Before the gig...
  208. How have clubs tried to screw you?
  209. Is it okay if I tell a joke?
  210. sound check...what to say!?
  211. CL Reply of the day
  212. What do you wear on a gig?
  213. My band covering Sympathy for the Devil
  214. do you name your bass(es) and call it girls??
  215. Howcome people who don't play an instrument think bass is easy
  216. This is horrible....
  217. My cord was decapitated...
  218. First Gig in...
  219. yesterday afternoon I felt so good!
  220. Horror story
  221. Have you ever messed up at a gig?
  222. Post your funny old band photos
  223. Give a whole new meaning to "carrots". wow.
  224. Vintage on ReVintage basses
  225. this is just awesome
  226. Plastic and 2 rusting screws. Bargain at $215 dollars!
  227. Dave Mason and last night's ... Odyssey.
  228. The saga continues: the legendary 'Farting During a Show' Fart II Thread
  229. I don't like your sound!!!!
  230. HUMOR VID: Worst Bassist In The World!
  231. Are You Or A Friend Listed In This Bassist Guide?
  232. Got Bit at a Gig!..***?
  233. it isn't only eBay..grrrr
  234. How the Relic bass got its name
  235. Unexpected resonations during a gig?
  236. Epic :)
  237. Anyone ever have a night when you were "ON"?
  238. are your bandmates your friends?
  239. Band member meltdowns
  240. Saaaay Geddy Lee
  241. What covers make the women swoon?
  242. Licking 9V
  243. Windows 98 The Best Operating System Ever!
  244. Trouble already?
  245. fav bassist
  246. Videos with our new drummer!
  247. Cool gig fell in our lap
  248. Opinions on my band
  249. anyone played a Starbucks gig?
  250. 30 songs in a week!