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  1. Bottled!
  2. Turning 25 minutes into 2 hours...
  3. Shatner Can't Get No Satisfaction!
  4. Music Video
  5. Best (Funniest) TalkBass Avatar
  6. Rate my band
  7. Do you like your drummer?
  8. Ever been sacked from a band STRAIGHT after spending 4 days recording a demo?!?!
  9. funny song
  10. Making a difference...
  11. musicians falling off stage!
  12. drunk bass player
  13. Mike Watt is the man
  14. Covers you LOVE playing (but no one wants to hear)
  15. Covers you HATE playing (but still have to anyway)
  16. Check out what kind of awesomeness I found!
  17. Why you need straplocks!
  18. Did you ever laugh at someones strap ?
  19. karma karma karma
  20. What was the first gig you remember playing?
  21. Hilarity at the practice space...
  22. poor murderface
  23. People trying out for your band after you tried for their's
  24. I played my first gig on friday
  25. sexy slap bass
  26. $25 Bass
  27. This CL ad is even Better
  28. CL Ad of the Day
  29. My Once a Year Gig
  30. ever fallen over a bra on stage?
  31. Whoa, first psuedo-gig for the Iguanodon Blues Band
  32. NOTHING PERSONAL, IT'S JUST BUSINESS
  33. George Carlin Died Today- no joke
  34. Bass stickers
  35. 2 in a row(gigs)from bad to good
  36. First Gig with new band **Lots o Pics**
  37. 1st gig on bass, and a few issues overcome.
  38. Quotes from Gigs
  39. NO YOU CAN'T SIT IN!
  40. Ladies at shows
  41. Your next projects debut album
  42. Bad luck has just beat down my door
  43. Finally...the site for me!
  44. This Ought to Be Fun!!!
  45. Car Colors to Bass Colors
  46. Frustration at getting back in the game...
  47. Had an open mic jam for the first time...
  48. Got a Complement last night
  49. Craigslist!
  50. rant time
  51. Joke For Dumb (Is There Any Other Kind?) Bass Players
  52. Drummers SUCK!!
  53. Elvis, Johnny Cash, Carl Perkins and Me
  54. did you ever SLEPT WITH A BASS??
  55. What's Your Story?
  56. How to Win a Grammy
  57. Stickers !?
  58. Bass Face + Fender = good pics
  59. Wow...Just wow
  60. If you have a Fender do you have a Squier?
  61. The Smashable Saxophone?
  62. Anyone else feel playing live is a little overrated?
  63. "why did you choose to play bass? is it because you couldn't hack guitar?"
  64. You know when you in an awesome band---
  65. Saturday Night's Non-Gig
  66. I never beat that Bucket Head song on Guitar Hero II
  67. Recognized in a HUGE crowd!
  68. Long haired bass dudes?
  69. Best Paying, Non-Playing Gig!
  70. 4 years of the four.
  71. 4 years of the four.
  72. deleted...
  73. Stupid Tricks
  74. Damn
  75. Robbed a house = the gear is fine...
  76. Any Thoughts?
  77. What's a set
  78. Music Shop Tyranny
  79. Stop me if you've heard this one...
  80. Its Official...
  81. Orange Whip?
  82. Band Identity Crisis * Maybe *
  83. I just sat my Rockschool Grade 6 Bass exam.
  84. No Gig Last Night - San Diego Musicians Gig here at your own risk!
  85. The Average American Bassist?
  86. Shocking strings
  87. Pudding
  88. Guitard from last night
  89. First gig with fretless today
  90. Ghetto Whammy Bar
  91. Too much energy drink last night
  92. Family power trio
  93. what are your cover band's "secret gems?"
  94. The official Wierd gig thread
  95. Hollow wood stages!
  96. Silly song my friend and I came up with
  97. I got to sit in in Nashville this weekend
  98. Has anyone refused to play a Lynyrd Skynyrd tune?
  99. Took the kids (7 y/o, 6 y/o) to the gig today...
  100. we played a blues gig... at The GAP...
  101. E=Fb
  102. Ughhh
  103. Last minute drumset x'D
  104. What exactly IS an open mic?
  105. MOM AND POP MUSIC STORE DUMMY'S
  106. Are you put off by stupidity in musician ads?
  107. Thanks eBay.
  108. Do You Play Here?
  109. Do you inspire or deter?
  110. Biking to the Gig - Can it be Done?
  111. Bad Audition
  112. This is funny! Sexy back - metal cover
  113. Good gigs and bad gigs
  114. Any of you ever have an "off day"?
  115. What is your best time to practice?
  116. Composing with software...
  117. Drummers Sleazy Friends
  118. Watch and learn.
  119. George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher
  120. My college band
  121. Uhhh
  122. Craigslist - Looking for "Screamer"
  123. Pre Gig Band Rituals?
  124. Is stupid trombone player an oxymoron?
  125. Sam Ash wouldn't take my money!!!!!
  126. "Someone beat the life out of a drum set while I thrash some sick guitar licks"
  127. To Play or Not (Or get paid or not)
  128. In studio, punk'd drummer
  129. And the band played on...
  130. Your Evolution as a Bass Player?
  131. Ebay *sigh*
  132. flopping mid gig
  133. Quitting Mid Gig
  134. Jam Session Blues
  135. Duke Ellington HS Festival - Lincoln Center. Any TBers?
  136. Gigs gone right...
  137. Surprise! Guitar center employees are idiots.
  138. Guy Tries To Steal Guitar While We're Onstage
  139. Explain this...win a prize!
  140. Woo first jam with real musicians!
  141. now thats a bass line up :)
  142. What does a guitarist without ego play?
  143. Favorite pre-gig food?
  144. LAST MINUTE GIG SPAM: Cliff Bell's Detroit, MI JAZZ
  145. Shipping gear with Signature Required
  146. Seeing Radiohead during a Monsoon
  147. Another Bass Player Joke (Comic Strip)
  148. Audition
  149. [video] played our biggest stage yet!
  150. I hate people telling me to Turn it Down
  151. Check this out.
  152. little joke
  153. Long forgotten story
  154. How to shut up a big mouth singer in studio
  155. Wedding gig advice? And gigging outside...
  156. Victory is ours!
  157. Weird bass dream, wonder what this means...
  158. if they only went acoustic
  159. Funny craigslist reply
  160. First Gigs....some lessons learned
  161. Good marketing.
  162. Thanks for asking....
  163. Why do some bassists...
  164. my band situation :S
  165. Last night...
  166. Jamming philosophy, good musical metaphor
  167. Toughest gig...
  168. Old band getting back together!
  169. 1st gig, constructive criticism.
  170. Story Time
  171. My Friendship with my best friend is becoming strained all because i play bass.
  172. Ignorant Guitarists
  173. Ironic P bass thread
  174. Puking Inbred
  175. OMFG Funny craigslist ad
  176. what to expect?
  177. a story
  178. It was logical to me!
  179. Errmm.. kinda bass jokes
  180. I got over on Guitar Center
  181. Ever replaced a non-bassist?
  182. "chops" and "growl"
  183. Niche genres
  184. Red Rick
  185. very funny!
  186. Funky bass, Funky website wallpaper
  187. A funny story about "not being able to talk and play" at the same time
  188. Hot lead singer...
  189. too fat or too old to play bass?(cynacism inside)
  190. Sad Kermit
  191. You Guys Gotta See This!!!!!
  192. Top Five Covers
  193. If you could be a bass guitar...
  194. The Flaming Meev!
  195. Funny bass face
  196. How To Communicate With The Band
  197. A story about a non-paying club owner (YouTube clip)
  198. Talkbass Ripoff?
  199. I need some jokes to say in school
  200. TB'er came to our gig!
  201. cd release party fiasco last night...
  202. Accidents turned gold.
  203. That news video
  204. Famous-ist TB'er
  205. Bassist at Ringling Bros. Circus
  206. First show video, wanted : Constructive critics!
  207. do you know.....
  208. Do you have a "No Gigs - NO GAS" policy? (mini-rant)
  209. Hardest gig ever
  210. Another Guitar Center Fiasco
  211. Baaaaad Bass Joke...
  212. Some of You Older Cats Might Appreciate This
  213. Playing for the cup
  214. Yet another reason to not let your kids play guitar
  215. This scene didn't quite make it to Spinal Tap LOL
  216. Video I Created for Dead Kennedys Song
  217. Scorching drummer
  218. Odd reasons you didn't get the gig or were fired
  219. celebrities at your shows
  220. Other uses for your bass cases??
  221. GUITAR HERO!!!!! what do you think?
  222. Hilarious/Scary/Bizarre Musican Audition Stories
  223. Lets Hear some Funnies
  224. Oldest pic of you playing bass....
  225. so this $@# told me about my pick
  226. Deaf musicians joke
  227. Bass solo in New Kids on the Block video
  228. April fools hahahaha
  229. Bass-phemisms
  230. Not to be flamin' or anything.........
  231. Sweet Jesus, they just added a precussionist on me! I'm scared!
  232. Incredible...
  233. Pickup bands - share your stories
  234. Post Your Backstage Photos!!!
  235. even rockstars play the same stupid riffs when at the music store.
  236. To All The Mastodon Fans Out There
  237. You Know You're Too Old for the Gig When...
  238. A comic I drew about a gigging musician's apartment
  239. Do Bass players and keyboard players ever get along?
  240. Oh jeez, surprise reunion gig...
  241. Flaming Amps! A Lesson Learned
  242. Chocolate bunnies and bass amps
  243. Common thing, does this happen to you?!?!?!
  244. "It was My Dad’s." A bassplayer's story
  245. Accordeonist joke ( Yeah , I know )
  246. Truly unbelievable story...
  247. Im so nervous
  248. it's the small dings in life....
  249. Four weeks in the pit
  250. Achoo!!!