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  1. You know you're a guitard when...
  2. Youth Group band Horror Story
  3. The Value of Cables with Right-Angle Plugs.
  4. Last Night's Gig!!!
  5. We played the Senior Center!
  6. a joke my friend told me.
  7. My fingers hurt!
  8. Funny things that you or other bassists do!
  9. Was only really funny if you were there...
  10. Our pic with Velvet Revolver (AKA Slash's band hehehe)
  11. Prince sat in with us!
  12. Just got home from a GREAT gig
  13. Hurray for Dressing Rooms!
  14. The Bassketeers
  15. Singer joke ( another one )
  16. tacit
  17. Our Volume wary keyboardist-another story
  18. Suffered From Dehydration
  19. Variation on a theme
  20. Ralph and Edna
  21. Common Moves of the Bass Player
  22. Getting to the Gig
  23. Hampton Roads, VA Did an open mic last night @ Goodfellas...................
  24. playing for the door
  25. been forced to learn something in a matter of seconds?
  26. Anyone here named thier kid after a bassist?
  27. Guitarist and Threesome? (Craigslist Content)
  28. Funny bass pics
  29. Arrrgggghhhh.......I messed up a performance.
  30. are you bald?
  31. Bass Solo, Run Away!
  32. You know what would make an awesome shirt for a bassist?
  33. What funny pronounciations have you heard various basses called?
  34. Cursed Red Ric?
  35. Dunlop Tortex .5mm Red Guitar Pick Club
  36. Another Bass Motivation pic
  37. Too Much to drink technical difficulties
  38. Funny Jaco Vid
  39. Posting in advance of interesting gig story...
  40. After A great Show
  41. I love orchestra
  42. Ever Show Up on the Wrong Night?
  43. Venting my frustration
  44. This made me feel good....
  45. Funny bass picture
  46. Help! Am I becoming a Guitard?
  47. Which phrases?
  48. Strange Reaction to a Song
  49. So, do you live up to the bass player stereotype "Bassists get the most chicks?"
  50. Suggestions for stage moves?
  51. Definition of Music
  52. How much do you drink at a gig?
  53. Pure Gold. Must See Pic
  54. Musical light bulbs
  55. CanadaMan Tell the fire story
  56. GIG GEAR FREEZE/CRASH HORROR STORIES...
  57. what is your favorite onstage act to do?
  58. Fun gig last Friday...
  59. want to brag a little
  60. Covers in a (non school) sponsered band contest, cliche or not?
  61. Worst Guitars ever made!!
  62. Will I play better with an SX bass?
  63. i played a solo today!
  64. Rules and regs for G.A.S.
  65. "SHREDS" videos taken off YouTube :(
  66. A heartwarming story...
  67. no doubt the worst gig on the planet
  68. music geek moments
  69. New Game of Bass Brand
  70. DUDE.... my band got its first gig.
  71. Fretless Bass...of DESTRUCTION!
  72. The Bass Player Song
  73. "Didj Bass available for jams and gigs"
  74. New Band videos
  75. Does playing an instrument make you a musician?
  76. Okay, so who's the wise guy who posted this???
  77. SO I finally learned how to get better w/o practice
  78. Curse of the bass player
  79. bass hero setlist!
  80. First gig as a drummer
  81. This pretty much sums up TalkBass
  82. I dont know if I should be flattured or..
  83. My First Gig
  84. Bill Cosby's Gig with Sonny Stitt!
  85. I recently found a joke
  86. Anyone ever had a bass off at a show?
  87. Funny stuff
  88. Guitar Hero IS a musical instrument
  89. Ever have one of those days?/I feel like an idiot...
  90. Auditioning lead vocalists....
  91. Hilarious eBay auction
  92. Tell us all about you least favorite venue....
  93. Having trouble getting paid?
  94. Speechless.
  95. How many Emo bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
  96. Thinking about buying a Fedora
  97. Thinking about buying a Fedora
  98. Have any guitar hero people annoyed you?
  99. Losing Balance on Stage
  100. Talk about being over confident........
  101. rudy sarzo content
  102. Sub gig rant
  103. Forgotten
  104. And we wonder why they make fun of us?
  105. What are the best 2 years of a drummers life?
  106. Morbid Rush Obsession Syndrome - Can It Be Cured?
  107. Everyone should buy one of these...
  108. OMG!
  109. The powa' of the funk (Cute baby groove...check this out...)
  110. Harmonica player at a gig
  111. what is your favorite bass player sterotype
  112. Another great craigslist ad...
  113. anyone ever have a spinal tap moment?
  114. The worst thing you have borrowed...
  115. This Guy Wants to Shred Part II
  116. NO POLITICS ALLOWED! - Mike Huckabee content
  117. Caption Contest with Mike Huckabee on Bass
  118. Modulations
  119. Funny Russian Youtube Video
  120. Alright, so how does a band maintain credibility...
  121. The Hot Weather...
  122. "I like that guitar" - Dave Letterman
  123. Air Travel
  124. What's The Funniest Line, or Altered Song Title You've Come Up With?
  125. Hello. My name is Jeff.....I'm a Bassaholic.
  126. Geddy Lee Interviewd by Terrier (animated satire)
  127. Geddy Lee's Tobogganing Tips
  128. Conversation w/Soundman, last night's gig
  129. Apparently, women pick up men at Sam Ash
  130. Best I ever played
  131. I'm so tired of these stereotypes!
  132. This just made me cry!
  133. from yesterday's paper, an actual headline
  134. New Years Eve...
  135. arrogant patrons.
  136. Gene Krupa goes to heaven
  137. Gig drama
  138. It's politics time!
  139. Mitt Romney Admits Why Mike Huckabee Won Iowa [Not really political]
  140. a warning of things to come
  141. What happens when you pour beer on a drum machine?
  142. How to sell a bass....
  143. HA HA HA SICK BURN!!!!!
  144. NYE: How late did you gig till?
  145. Funniest ebay auction ever!!!
  146. My New Year's Eve gig......
  147. How to Prevent Bassplayer Related Cancer
  148. So I chipped a tooth.
  149. Band Promo Pics
  150. The Infamous Band Name Thread
  151. Pachelbel?
  152. these kids have the best band name ever
  153. This guy wants to shred
  154. Best CL ad EVER
  155. General Joke thread
  156. The Day the Bass Players Took Over the World
  157. Wooten and Manring, Well, Sorta...
  158. I havent played in like 4 days,....
  159. Touring on bicycles
  160. How to Become a Blues Musician
  161. irritations durin a gig
  162. Guitard Jokes
  163. The First Song You Ever Played in a Band
  164. Ever feel really bad for kicking out a band member months later?
  165. the craziest (and yet, on retrospect, the coolest) thing that happened at my last gig
  166. You guys have to check this video out . Awesome 'Sweet Child of Mine' cover....
  167. some idiot kid playing with synth effect
  168. Warning!
  169. me breaking a strap at a gig (video)
  170. The Spectacular Bass Smash!
  171. What is your warmest and most beloved moment in music?
  172. I'm a guitar player, but my roots are in the bass.
  173. Maiden Holiday for Steve Harris Fans
  174. band with 4 bassists
  175. When Other Bassists Do Cool Stuff
  176. Example of "Bass Cloak of Invisibility"
  177. A call from a singer wanted ad... very strange.
  178. HOW BIG A HAT CAN YOU GET AWAY WITH WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A GOOBER?
  179. Funny Jam Night Incident
  180. Treated like **** by pub landlord
  181. First gig! (An emotional trip through the eyes of a bassist)
  182. Check out this old pic!
  183. Rockin' house jam!!!
  184. just played my first gig!
  185. Any TBers playing in Chicago Saturday night?
  186. I'm playing the Night of 100 Elvises - which Elvis Bass Player should I Be?
  187. Washington Post article: "End of the Roadhouse"
  188. National Funk Congress Deadlocked On Get Up/Get Down Issue
  189. So, with my AP Music Theory Class...
  190. Greatest thing ANY g**tarist has ever said!
  191. Confessions of a Stupid Mind - Rated R for Retarded
  192. Cabinet stolen...and recovered
  193. What's your worst gig experience?
  194. Stupid Newbie Thoughts
  195. Was that you standing behind Maxine McKew?
  196. No call
  197. You Know You're In A Lame Band When------
  198. Best gig ever! (for my band)
  199. Why you are thankful you play bass?
  200. Tour from hell..pt1.
  201. Im a Loooooooser
  202. Why Guitars Are Like Women
  203. Playing For Pre-Schoolers
  204. We played live on tv this morning!
  205. Strange ways you've remembered songs
  206. things are looking up
  207. Saying Thank you.
  208. What to play for Military?
  209. This is the part where I make most of you jealous.
  210. Gotta Relate This One...
  211. French Maid "Playing" bass
  212. Oxymorons "Fender Reverb without the Reverb"
  213. What's the best strap for a long night on a heavy bass?
  214. Look good = play good?
  215. Biiiiig charity event at shcool tommorrow
  216. Guitar Center is a joke
  217. How would this go down at a gig
  218. one of your band mates bomb THIS MUCH at a gig?
  219. 11/12/2007 Rock 'n Roll Beach Club - Who?
  220. My drummer is going to play w/ Ralphe Armstrong
  221. The worlds greatest bassplayer
  222. "I need some backstage footage" story
  223. Stuff you hate to hear another Bassist Say
  224. Worst Gig (video version)
  225. I think there's a problem with your bass amp!
  226. Post your bass nightmares
  227. Whats the strangest gig you ever played?
  228. Chick bassists... let's see 'em!
  229. Hip Bruise?
  230. Guys at shows....lets c em!
  231. Guitards
  232. Ever let the audience come on stage with you?
  233. Had an AWESOME Show Tonight!
  234. Vicky Beeching signed my bass!!
  235. i must of had some serious bass face going on
  236. What do you NOT like about playing bass?
  237. If your band was a body....
  238. Gear/Vehicle mishaps
  239. Not strictly about the bass but..
  240. Things you play while trying a bass/amp.
  241. I win best Halloween band costume on talkbass...
  242. When your band mates screw up.
  243. Best-ever Recording Experience
  244. Why I decided to be a session musician...
  245. My first run-in with a really bad soundman
  246. Best/Worst Halloween costumes to play in?
  247. 10-most-terrifyingly-inspirational-80s-songs
  248. First gig ever
  249. It's all a matter of priorities...
  250. Possibly the funniest interview ever. George Fisher and World of Warcraft.