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  1. 10-most-terrifyingly-inspirational-80s-songs
  2. First gig ever
  3. It's all a matter of priorities...
  4. Possibly the funniest interview ever. George Fisher and World of Warcraft.
  5. Chilling, But Uplifting Gig Story...
  6. Who here plays a 6 string bass in a cover band?
  7. What do you think about my live sound?
  8. Van Halen Jump....in pitch
  9. All of sudden, now I like rehearsing.
  10. "So you must play lead bass......"
  11. Mis-quoted Lyrics
  12. There's a non-Head Hunters version of "Watermelon Man"?!
  13. i got a gig on trombone
  14. Exerpt from Stephen Colbert book
  15. Spectacular failure of a gig last night
  16. There's a neat story in this thread
  17. Watch this and laugh.
  18. Numbskulls at the door
  19. Post your "Club's Last Night" gig stories..
  20. Just got back from Pop Montreal Festival...
  21. Ever Blow Up A Rig in a Music Store?!
  22. The Spoiled Drummer !
  23. Celll Phone noise... on the gig!
  24. I witnessed a guitard settle the "which is easier" debate
  25. what do you call a person who...
  26. Well, I win the "Bass Face" contest.
  27. music terminology
  28. Bad Karma ??
  29. This is a cool song. I feel like posting it.
  30. Competing With the Keyboard Player
  31. Career limiting bassists
  32. Kids in the Hall bass sketch!
  33. Asked to leave because of no crowd
  34. Why play bass?
  35. bass players you'd rather not know
  36. Put My First Set Of Straplocks On Last Night.....
  37. Bass nicknames
  38. Back to Drums! If you want it done right...
  39. Joke for ya
  40. Supported Gary Boyle on Friday :)
  41. Could you slap on a jazz bass with a box on your head?
  42. Wooo Hooo! My first orchestral gig.
  43. The WORST gig ever.
  44. You can all kiss my hairy...
  45. Major Gig string break
  46. Slap Bass String Breaker!!
  47. Damn Soundmen Wannabes!!!
  48. We Suck
  49. Funny pedals
  50. and you thought your bass face was funny
  51. Photo of the Day
  52. ITT: You post about Sex, Drugs, and/or Rock n' Roll
  53. Playing 2 Gigs at 2 Clubs At The Same Time
  54. Funny Vid
  55. Don't even think about it.
  56. Special (chip) feature on Nash guitars/basses
  57. bass pet peeves
  58. I just got fired because I wouldn't Play for Free
  59. Drummer Quote
  60. ok im kinda FREAKING OUT MAN
  61. Master Exploder.(how do i get a song out of my head?)
  62. kid had a freudian slip when talking to me.
  63. Funny (but real) Musician Wanted Ads
  64. GIG HORROR STORIES!!
  65. Which one's the bassist? A game
  66. I'm a worship bassist- how should I answer this question??
  67. Show Tonight
  68. I'm gonna start being drastic on stage
  69. Brute
  70. Keytar
  71. party tonight... going to be odd
  72. First time playing in front of people!
  73. The most bizarre YouTube "music" video I have seen...
  74. Very funny Bergantino Ad
  75. Best dollar to songs played ratio at gigs?
  76. Dont buy a wish just make one
  77. Depressing rehearsal...I need a pick me up.
  78. Rogue amp saves the day?
  79. check this commercial out
  80. Where did all the picks go?
  81. What's the best compliment you've ever received as a bass player?
  82. Black Metal Parody
  83. How to be Metal?
  84. Nightmare gigs / Horror stories
  85. FIRST AUDITION - I'm in oh yeah.
  86. Chicks at shows. Lets see them.
  87. So my band got to open for April Wine
  88. What's the longest set you've played?
  89. Last nite's gig...
  90. My gig story from Yesterday
  91. Epilepsy
  92. Gig story (very short one) :)
  93. Spinal tap on Fresh Air today (8/31/07)
  94. gig rip offs?
  95. Talent Button...
  96. most rediculous thing you've done at a gig
  97. Nastiest bass I've ever owned
  98. Secret Service gives me &%$# !!!
  99. Joke for GB musicians
  100. Singer Joke!
  101. A Funkfather's gig story........
  102. Things you hate to here OTHER BASS PLAYERS say.
  103. What do you give the people?
  104. new band, first show - finally!
  105. Yves Carbonne Holy Spirit+dog=howl
  106. Gig "Incident" - You're Too Loud!
  107. invisable and unnoticed
  108. WHy you should not get lost in the Woods of Norway.
  109. Please name my new bass
  110. Keyboard players that play bass
  111. "big bottom" causes death threat
  112. ahaha...wikipedia
  113. Important questions!
  114. Best bass effect ever!
  115. Basses only have 4 strings
  116. The Marshal stack 70 loud guitard stereotype
  117. Our Boy From Tampa Cragslist is back
  118. Tenderly
  119. Be careful, sometimes a RHCP show can be risky !!
  120. Nobody needs a bass player in upstate NY????
  121. getting double booked
  122. A Very Funny Gas Story... youll laugh on this one all...
  123. Early experimental bass technique
  124. How many bassists is too many in one band?
  125. Solo Bass Shows?
  126. Bad Band Pics
  127. Stupid things you've done at Music stores
  128. So you think your a gear snob?
  129. I played a show about a month ago...
  130. So I played a show on Friday...
  131. Ya never know who you may be subbing for...
  132. First fretless-only gig and... uh-oh!
  133. Thanks for the tip! (drunk audience story)
  134. Inappropriate song requests?
  135. mean bass player jokes
  136. NEED HELP FINDING A RANT
  137. guitarist
  138. i've found it
  139. Wood joke...
  140. Found This Ad On Craiglist
  141. Girl comments after a gig
  142. Ranting about last gig
  143. A little guitar humor.
  144. Mexican Wrestling Upright Master!!!
  145. Technical Amnesia
  146. show us your bass tattoo's
  147. First gig with new band last week
  148. For once... Just once... I liked my tone.
  149. Choose your pre-amp \ multi-effects
  150. GODAWFUL rock and roll! And I mean it!
  151. What is your drummer afflicted with?
  152. I had a dream
  153. i brought the funk tonight
  154. Played my 2nd gig yesterday...
  155. scared of the chapman stick?
  156. Got the greatest compliment ever last night.
  157. i didnt think a female like this existed in this country.
  158. For those embarrasing moments....
  159. Had a bar double book us for the very first time....
  160. Pros, is being fed in your gig contract?
  161. First Gigs with the Country band
  162. bass army with a *really* big bottom
  163. I might be in a unique situation...
  164. My first gig!
  165. Band gone wrong
  166. Unusual requests
  167. My daughter made her debut this weekend.
  168. seven ate nine
  169. Joke of the Day! (or Year)
  170. bassist confessional.
  171. Best First Jam
  172. Priorities
  173. Ouch. Just missed out on my best chance of fame yet.
  174. Useless sound engineers
  175. funny crew shirts
  176. Leaving on tour tomorrow
  177. Got booked by a celebrity
  178. The Stevie Ray Guy
  179. Old Joke, yet somehow still funny...
  180. 'aged'
  181. Turning it up and rocking out in GC, will you do it?
  182. Lol, I just played a show.........
  183. commonly referred to by TBer's?
  184. A gig with David Lee Roth!
  185. guitar hero hecklers
  186. Yet another "a funny thing happened at GC the other day" thread.
  187. the post-gig blues
  188. Low Notes= Wierder?
  189. worst gig conditions
  190. Magic Hands
  191. Thanking a guitarist!
  192. Too Many Notes
  193. "hey! it's that awesome bassist kid!"
  194. John the Fisherman in a Cat in the Hat costume?
  195. Ever seen a bass on fire?
  196. Never Leave Your Big Boxer Dog In a Tiled Room Alone With Your Bass
  197. money is the root of all evil (extremely long read...sorry)
  198. Both covered
  199. Have you ever been asked to turn your volume UP?
  200. 10KLF
  201. Stewart Copeland Slags Police Concert...
  202. Drunk Guitar player
  203. A funny thing on Musicians' Friend
  204. Anyone got any good bass/bassist jokes?
  205. What do you do when you have to sneeze?
  206. My first "ROCK" gig in almost a year. AWSOME!
  207. Well, I knew bassists were a rare breed, but....
  208. Funny retorts to know-all-instrument guitarists?
  209. At a party, without my bass... :@
  210. Oh my....
  211. Haha Prank Call my mother thought up?
  212. Played Comerica Park in Detroit!
  213. remember that emo kid song i talked about
  214. So I had a dream....
  215. Drummer question
  216. Most popular bass cliches
  217. Hey, quiet down!
  218. funny email i got
  219. Caring Game!!!!
  220. "ugh" gig... advice, please? (long)
  221. Genetically Modified Bass Players
  222. That smokey smell
  223. Sound check please?
  224. Things you like a non bass player to say
  225. DA ZEN OF BASS PLAYING
  226. WORST GIG EVER!!
  227. First ever gig
  228. Band assistance: Working through the tough times.
  229. Guitar Hero and <i>Dumbus Americana</i>
  230. would/do you play for food?
  231. How to deal with annoying guitarists...
  232. Bass face? Run has the answer
  233. My MusicMan has a chunk of wood missing...
  234. Guitarists say the dumbest things.
  235. Venue tv's with the volume *on*...
  236. I Like The Last One
  237. Does this bug anyone else?
  238. Gig Spam - The Reverend Johns - May 3rd
  239. Geek shirt with second meaning for bassists
  240. some times you just get lucky
  241. Should I?...
  242. I just did my.....
  243. Sat in Today on a Gig
  244. Anyone occasionally get "ICHS"?
  245. carrots
  246. kind of a funny find...
  247. I are one of them thur rawk stars...
  248. Bass + Bowflex
  249. Sadowsky - why do you need one?
  250. Hotel Soundsystems