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  1. yes! Finally!
  2. So apperantly I play Oboe now.....
  3. Amusing fantasy band line ups
  4. I wouldn't screw around with this headphone amp.
  5. Detuning my electric guitar, help!
  6. Singer, Guitarist, Bassist, Drummer: Most-Least Female Attention
  7. should I name one of my basses 'Carrot?'
  8. a band asked me to join
  9. A new opportunity?!
  10. Female bass players = Penis envy?
  11. If everyone played bass, there wouldn't be any wars
  12. Here Lies...
  13. Wristbands, who wears 'em while playing?
  14. WHY PLAYING BASS IS BETTER THAN YOUR SPOUSE
  15. My Band/Half Band
  16. Best/Worst Backline rigs...
  17. Can I get some friggen drums in my monitor?{rant}
  18. butthole bandmates
  19. My best Gig!
  20. Bad gig caused my friend a major setback..
  21. HELP lol!
  22. How do you fit TWO upright basses into your car?
  23. Purgatory on good Friday?
  24. Godzilla Vs. The Smurfs
  25. First jam session
  26. A bass joke ( sorry if it has been posted )
  27. What is the most ignorant thing you heard a BASSIST say.
  28. First Gig with new band tomorrow
  29. Have you ever been kicked out for not playing a certain style and then....
  30. Gig Pics From Saturday 3/31/07
  31. Fretless Jazz neck love you long time...
  32. Des Moines gigging rant
  33. poll: which bass to play tonite?
  34. Yet another first gig story.
  35. A sad tale of alcohol abuse
  36. never leave ur bass alone with your drummer and guitarist...
  37. Share your most surreal gigs
  38. Tipping and Drink Tickets
  39. Loooong night.
  40. Stoked! Won our first heat of the 20 Minutes of Fame Comp!
  41. Marathon gig last night. only slightly shorter post...lol
  42. my first gig report!
  43. Gig food
  44. Chance meetings with great musicians
  45. my first gig @_@!!!
  46. You know you're a bass player if...[part 2]
  47. First gig?
  48. Signature stage moves?
  49. Last night blew chunks
  50. Odd gig items?
  51. Ahh!
  52. "Thriller" indian style
  53. Laugh with me
  54. Blown fuses?
  55. Shut down by the cops!
  56. Irritation with young, stupid musicians.
  57. Heart attack !
  58. family in audience...yay or nay?
  59. Just gonna throw this out here...
  60. What the ****?
  61. Bit of a rant
  62. good bass player jokes.
  63. Hot, successful women love us!!!
  64. Watch where you're standing!
  65. first real gig
  66. Fart mic?
  67. Funny Looking For adds
  68. Lol, Steve Harris.
  69. what do you do to get a crowd pumped up?
  70. Finally out of a slump
  71. Am I the only one that does this?
  72. Funny conversation with guitarist
  73. great bass definition from urban dicitonary
  74. My Humble Beginnings as a Bassist, complete with Horror!
  75. greatest gig ever
  76. I fell asleep standing up and playing bass.
  77. My First Gig (Or When I Knew I Was Meant to Be a Bass Player)
  78. Is that an EPPY-FANNY?
  79. I Had a "Blues Brothers" gig!!!
  80. Jazz Band! w00t!
  81. Played my first solo gig last night!
  82. a line of mine that makes everybody laugh everytime
  83. Playing while sick
  84. My first gig where we had fans singing along loud enough to be heard =D
  85. I hate gigs...
  86. Stuff you hate to hear a non-bassist say (part 2)
  87. Why? Just Why?
  88. how to survive your first gig!
  89. First Gig Pics
  90. For the Bass-Gets-No-Respect file...
  91. The Day the Music Died
  92. Only enough time for one practice! First time sub experience.
  93. Favorite bass compliments
  94. GAS to quit smoking
  95. Fire in the.... gear bag?
  96. Playing With An Injury
  97. Played in front of Pinetop Perkins...
  98. Show us your Tour Busses!
  99. first gig=stinker
  100. Worst gig yet
  101. i might have a church type gig
  102. played with a band .. and in front of crowd first time last night!
  103. Brain Seize Starting Song
  104. New Year, New Band
  105. Bela Fleck and the Flecktones
  106. "Check In" here before and after your gigs this weekend!
  107. And you work WHERE?
  108. Pre-Ice Jams...
  109. First "Oh Crap!" Bassist Moment
  110. Why I Hate Country Music
  111. this is how to record..
  112. Favorite Back-handed Compliments
  113. Unlikely? I am miffed....
  114. good rep
  115. Things you do to prepare for a gig
  116. Song within a song
  117. KITH bass sketch
  118. My worst gig ever?...you betcha! (LONG READ)
  119. What cover songs do you play that never fail to get 'em moshing
  120. Stage Gear how much is to much to carry around
  121. Bass Quotes
  122. Cartoon strip bassist and band - Achewood
  123. God wrath on a bassist.
  124. Cool compliment from my guitarist
  125. Throw away your basses! A new note has been invented...
  126. I had that audition
  127. Best technique ever!
  128. Well, *I* thought my tone was good...
  129. audition question.
  130. What would you do
  131. Drive carefully
  132. New Year's Eve Gig?
  133. Oh dear God...
  134. coping with a bad gig..
  135. 'Variety Show'
  136. Bassist unaware that he's in a Christian rock band
  137. Got a neat writup...
  138. Good gig and a new practice room!
  139. Show last night, guest singer?
  140. Whaaaat?? U R gonna use yr Old '70's tube amp instead of the (supplied) Ampeg SVT350
  141. CRAZY Christmas concert!
  142. Normally I don't like ___, but yours sounds great!
  143. My new J just got cut in half
  144. James East
  145. I'm so proud.
  146. *cries*
  147. Bassist Joke
  148. Band blowup, bit of a rant...
  149. Strangest gigs?
  150. Theater show with a sloppy score
  151. Freaking idjit...
  152. What cover song do you play that never fails to get 'em dancing?
  153. Freak Pre-Sound Check Injury
  154. post funny ads here
  155. Worst Gig Ever: I'm so upset!
  156. On Location
  157. Spontaneous Gig.
  158. "Sound guy, what is your ****ING problem?"
  159. Absurd bass concepts
  160. Attack of the killer bass!!
  161. Is this what true metal is all about?
  162. Would you call this guy a 'bassist'?
  163. first gig
  164. Listening To A Song
  165. Undergroud revival!!! [edit: new and exciting pics]
  166. Microsoft Windows Designers has a bass player?
  167. The Prank Thread
  168. What is the maddest you've gotten at a gig and what did you do?
  169. Club gig
  170. The van got stolen friday night!
  171. you don't learn bass, you fail at guitar
  172. Your answer to the famous non-bassist questions.
  173. So if guitar players are a dime a dozen......
  174. Bad band photos
  175. Venues you have played in the past that is something different today
  176. Stuff to play to impress your girlfriend!
  177. first real practice!
  178. Whats wrong with this picture?
  179. This week's Metalocalypse
  180. Funniest band-breakups/quitting the band stories
  181. Saturday Night Jam
  182. Hilarious score!!
  183. I had to use an Ampeg SVT3-Pro & 610HLF at a gig tonight
  184. Now how did THAT happen?
  185. Im an an excellent bass player but...
  186. Flea
  187. The Bassist and the Vicar
  188. biggest crowd you've played to?
  189. Very strange auction on Ebay. $3,500 for that?
  190. My Revelation
  191. First gig
  192. Guitar Hero II: You can start crying and complaining now
  193. 2nd Gig ...TERRIBLE
  194. Worst "open jam" of my life
  195. An Evening of Bar Gig Cliches!
  196. Conga Jam
  197. This dude actually got reconized
  198. My first fan!! ha!
  199. My First Gig
  200. HUGE STEP BY GENERAL PUBLIC
  201. A tale of two gigs...
  202. Drunken sound guy = recipe for disaster!
  203. Do you guys know any 'dreamers'?
  204. Daylight Savings Time
  205. Packing Up Madness
  206. What a terrible day...
  207. Ouch!!! Pearl Chad Smith snare?
  208. you look like a bass player
  209. hyped as a cheetah on speed
  210. Ha ha... is this any of you guys?
  211. Worst gig ever
  212. funny as
  213. Personal requests and conversations with the band
  214. killer bass amp(eden) metr (oh!!!!!!)
  215. Ha
  216. Sleezy Bar Stories
  217. i have a jam session scheduled for tonight!
  218. My new bands first gig tonight
  219. Light Bulbs
  220. Unusual wedding gig
  221. heres a good one lol.
  222. Where does your bass hang?
  223. "youtube" Showing off stage set
  224. I forgot to bring my bass to the gig :(
  225. Funny music comic strip.
  226. Playing friend's apartment?
  227. Guy trys out a Bass at shop!!!!!!!!!!
  228. First gig with a soundguy!
  229. Bassplayer Troutplayer
  230. Best Opening Gig for Big Name artist
  231. Great gig in OKC. Gotta brag...
  232. The Best Place YOU ever played
  233. Who invented sitting in?
  234. humor, maybe?
  235. Dwight Yoakam band invited me/cardboard bass
  236. i've never trusting a backline again
  237. Have you ever
  238. Me at the Rock and Roll hall of fame
  239. my first gig!!!
  240. Alberta Rock-N-Roll Reunion
  241. Really intense gig?
  242. This is a bassist to guitarist joke
  243. First Stadium Gig (20,000+)
  244. I believe!!! Guitarists can't play bass!
  245. You know you spend too much time on the forum when...
  246. Bass Playing to Prevent Constipation
  247. First gig with new band
  248. What do you drink during a gig?
  249. Friday 13th
  250. 1st Gig. Couldn't have done it without you.