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  1. "I need some backstage footage" story
  2. Stuff you hate to hear another Bassist Say
  3. Worst Gig (video version)
  4. I think there's a problem with your bass amp!
  5. Post your bass nightmares
  6. Whats the strangest gig you ever played?
  7. Chick bassists... let's see 'em!
  8. Hip Bruise?
  9. Guys at shows....lets c em!
  10. Guitards
  11. Ever let the audience come on stage with you?
  12. Had an AWESOME Show Tonight!
  13. Vicky Beeching signed my bass!!
  14. i must of had some serious bass face going on
  15. What do you NOT like about playing bass?
  16. If your band was a body....
  17. Gear/Vehicle mishaps
  18. Not strictly about the bass but..
  19. Things you play while trying a bass/amp.
  20. I win best Halloween band costume on talkbass...
  21. When your band mates screw up.
  22. Best-ever Recording Experience
  23. Why I decided to be a session musician...
  24. My first run-in with a really bad soundman
  25. Best/Worst Halloween costumes to play in?
  26. 10-most-terrifyingly-inspirational-80s-songs
  27. First gig ever
  28. It's all a matter of priorities...
  29. Possibly the funniest interview ever. George Fisher and World of Warcraft.
  30. Chilling, But Uplifting Gig Story...
  31. Who here plays a 6 string bass in a cover band?
  32. What do you think about my live sound?
  33. Van Halen Jump....in pitch
  34. All of sudden, now I like rehearsing.
  35. "So you must play lead bass......"
  36. Mis-quoted Lyrics
  37. There's a non-Head Hunters version of "Watermelon Man"?!
  38. i got a gig on trombone
  39. Exerpt from Stephen Colbert book
  40. Spectacular failure of a gig last night
  41. There's a neat story in this thread
  42. Watch this and laugh.
  43. Numbskulls at the door
  44. Post your "Club's Last Night" gig stories..
  45. Just got back from Pop Montreal Festival...
  46. Ever Blow Up A Rig in a Music Store?!
  47. The Spoiled Drummer !
  48. Celll Phone noise... on the gig!
  49. I witnessed a guitard settle the "which is easier" debate
  50. what do you call a person who...
  51. Well, I win the "Bass Face" contest.
  52. music terminology
  53. Bad Karma ??
  54. This is a cool song. I feel like posting it.
  55. Competing With the Keyboard Player
  56. Career limiting bassists
  57. Kids in the Hall bass sketch!
  58. Asked to leave because of no crowd
  59. Why play bass?
  60. bass players you'd rather not know
  61. Put My First Set Of Straplocks On Last Night.....
  62. Bass nicknames
  63. Back to Drums! If you want it done right...
  64. Joke for ya
  65. Supported Gary Boyle on Friday :)
  66. Could you slap on a jazz bass with a box on your head?
  67. Wooo Hooo! My first orchestral gig.
  68. The WORST gig ever.
  69. You can all kiss my hairy...
  70. Major Gig string break
  71. Slap Bass String Breaker!!
  72. Damn Soundmen Wannabes!!!
  73. We Suck
  74. Funny pedals
  75. and you thought your bass face was funny
  76. Photo of the Day
  77. ITT: You post about Sex, Drugs, and/or Rock n' Roll
  78. Playing 2 Gigs at 2 Clubs At The Same Time
  79. Funny Vid
  80. Don't even think about it.
  81. Special (chip) feature on Nash guitars/basses
  82. bass pet peeves
  83. I just got fired because I wouldn't Play for Free
  84. Drummer Quote
  85. ok im kinda FREAKING OUT MAN
  86. Master Exploder.(how do i get a song out of my head?)
  87. kid had a freudian slip when talking to me.
  88. Funny (but real) Musician Wanted Ads
  89. GIG HORROR STORIES!!
  90. Which one's the bassist? A game
  91. I'm a worship bassist- how should I answer this question??
  92. Show Tonight
  93. I'm gonna start being drastic on stage
  94. Brute
  95. Keytar
  96. party tonight... going to be odd
  97. First time playing in front of people!
  98. The most bizarre YouTube "music" video I have seen...
  99. Very funny Bergantino Ad
  100. Best dollar to songs played ratio at gigs?
  101. Dont buy a wish just make one
  102. Depressing rehearsal...I need a pick me up.
  103. Rogue amp saves the day?
  104. check this commercial out
  105. Where did all the picks go?
  106. What's the best compliment you've ever received as a bass player?
  107. Black Metal Parody
  108. How to be Metal?
  109. Nightmare gigs / Horror stories
  110. FIRST AUDITION - I'm in oh yeah.
  111. Chicks at shows. Lets see them.
  112. So my band got to open for April Wine
  113. What's the longest set you've played?
  114. Last nite's gig...
  115. My gig story from Yesterday
  116. Epilepsy
  117. Gig story (very short one) :)
  118. Spinal tap on Fresh Air today (8/31/07)
  119. gig rip offs?
  120. Talent Button...
  121. most rediculous thing you've done at a gig
  122. Nastiest bass I've ever owned
  123. Secret Service gives me &%$# !!!
  124. Joke for GB musicians
  125. Singer Joke!
  126. A Funkfather's gig story........
  127. Things you hate to here OTHER BASS PLAYERS say.
  128. What do you give the people?
  129. new band, first show - finally!
  130. Yves Carbonne Holy Spirit+dog=howl
  131. Gig "Incident" - You're Too Loud!
  132. invisable and unnoticed
  133. WHy you should not get lost in the Woods of Norway.
  134. Please name my new bass
  135. Keyboard players that play bass
  136. "big bottom" causes death threat
  137. ahaha...wikipedia
  138. Important questions!
  139. Best bass effect ever!
  140. Basses only have 4 strings
  141. The Marshal stack 70 loud guitard stereotype
  142. Our Boy From Tampa Cragslist is back
  143. Tenderly
  144. Be careful, sometimes a RHCP show can be risky !!
  145. Nobody needs a bass player in upstate NY????
  146. getting double booked
  147. A Very Funny Gas Story... youll laugh on this one all...
  148. Early experimental bass technique
  149. How many bassists is too many in one band?
  150. Solo Bass Shows?
  151. Bad Band Pics
  152. Stupid things you've done at Music stores
  153. So you think your a gear snob?
  154. I played a show about a month ago...
  155. So I played a show on Friday...
  156. Ya never know who you may be subbing for...
  157. First fretless-only gig and... uh-oh!
  158. Thanks for the tip! (drunk audience story)
  159. Inappropriate song requests?
  160. mean bass player jokes
  161. NEED HELP FINDING A RANT
  162. guitarist
  163. i've found it
  164. Wood joke...
  165. Found This Ad On Craiglist
  166. Girl comments after a gig
  167. Ranting about last gig
  168. A little guitar humor.
  169. Mexican Wrestling Upright Master!!!
  170. Technical Amnesia
  171. show us your bass tattoo's
  172. First gig with new band last week
  173. For once... Just once... I liked my tone.
  174. Choose your pre-amp \ multi-effects
  175. GODAWFUL rock and roll! And I mean it!
  176. What is your drummer afflicted with?
  177. I had a dream
  178. i brought the funk tonight
  179. Played my 2nd gig yesterday...
  180. scared of the chapman stick?
  181. Got the greatest compliment ever last night.
  182. i didnt think a female like this existed in this country.
  183. For those embarrasing moments....
  184. Had a bar double book us for the very first time....
  185. Pros, is being fed in your gig contract?
  186. First Gigs with the Country band
  187. bass army with a *really* big bottom
  188. I might be in a unique situation...
  189. My first gig!
  190. Band gone wrong
  191. Unusual requests
  192. My daughter made her debut this weekend.
  193. seven ate nine
  194. Joke of the Day! (or Year)
  195. bassist confessional.
  196. Best First Jam
  197. Priorities
  198. Ouch. Just missed out on my best chance of fame yet.
  199. Useless sound engineers
  200. funny crew shirts
  201. Leaving on tour tomorrow
  202. Got booked by a celebrity
  203. The Stevie Ray Guy
  204. Old Joke, yet somehow still funny...
  205. 'aged'
  206. Turning it up and rocking out in GC, will you do it?
  207. Lol, I just played a show.........
  208. commonly referred to by TBer's?
  209. A gig with David Lee Roth!
  210. guitar hero hecklers
  211. Yet another "a funny thing happened at GC the other day" thread.
  212. the post-gig blues
  213. Low Notes= Wierder?
  214. worst gig conditions
  215. Magic Hands
  216. Thanking a guitarist!
  217. Too Many Notes
  218. "hey! it's that awesome bassist kid!"
  219. John the Fisherman in a Cat in the Hat costume?
  220. Ever seen a bass on fire?
  221. Never Leave Your Big Boxer Dog In a Tiled Room Alone With Your Bass
  222. money is the root of all evil (extremely long read...sorry)
  223. Both covered
  224. Have you ever been asked to turn your volume UP?
  225. 10KLF
  226. Stewart Copeland Slags Police Concert...
  227. Drunk Guitar player
  228. A funny thing on Musicians' Friend
  229. Anyone got any good bass/bassist jokes?
  230. What do you do when you have to sneeze?
  231. My first "ROCK" gig in almost a year. AWSOME!
  232. Well, I knew bassists were a rare breed, but....
  233. Funny retorts to know-all-instrument guitarists?
  234. At a party, without my bass... :@
  235. Oh my....
  236. Haha Prank Call my mother thought up?
  237. Played Comerica Park in Detroit!
  238. remember that emo kid song i talked about
  239. So I had a dream....
  240. Drummer question
  241. Most popular bass cliches
  242. Hey, quiet down!
  243. funny email i got
  244. Caring Game!!!!
  245. "ugh" gig... advice, please? (long)
  246. Genetically Modified Bass Players
  247. That smokey smell
  248. Sound check please?
  249. Things you like a non bass player to say
  250. DA ZEN OF BASS PLAYING