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  1. Ever have to use the restroom during a gig?
  2. Massive smoldering Craigslist FAIL.
  3. Halloween costume ideas
  4. Post your gig pics for us to caption #5
  5. The best Solo bass
  6. "The General" Car Insurance commercial
  7. Amazing promotional idea
  8. First gig tonight
  9. I suddenly feel like a real bass player!
  10. My Band Had A Lot Of Fun With Cocaine Last Weekend
  11. In the event of a zombie apocolypse...
  12. Tip jar encouragement
  13. Good for a bass, or a rifle
  14. wasn't in the cards
  15. 10/22 NYC hard rock/punk/metal/alt band needed
  16. Image and Rock
  17. Very Rocky Start...
  18. Takin' a break
  19. Best bassist jokes
  20. Very disappointing bands with great names
  21. Craigslist WINNINGEST ad! guitard content
  22. Don't know if you've seen this but, funny.
  23. Elton Wrong
  24. "When is this going to start making you money?"
  25. Best Songs
  26. What's it like being a rockstar?
  27. CWB Five Flavor Discount
  28. Observed: Multiple Protocol Fails on Sit-In
  29. Protocol for sitting in..
  30. Chicks at Shows #10: March of the Dimes
  31. Bass, Keyboard or......Tuba?
  32. Covers are fun ! Never knew...
  33. Open Mic "Compliment"
  34. Wearing a mask on stage?
  35. Online Bass Auditions
  36. The Bass RAGE Thread
  37. Gold for Bass: odd craigslist add....
  38. crappy singers at jam nights
  39. Bass Solo
  40. Grade
  41. Stupid advice or stupid things you've done (bass wise).
  42. Kinda Funny CL Ad
  43. Flyer design?
  44. Well That Was an Odd Guest Vocalist.......
  45. Set lists in the UK
  46. Most stupid feedback from a professional jury...
  47. bass lines you fall asleep in and and up skrewing up
  48. Halloween costumes
  49. MysticMichael Phenom
  50. NON PROFESSIONAL BASS PLAYER TO COMPLETE YOUR GROUP
  51. Gigged with my 14 year old
  52. Look what I got today! (NEW BASS DAY)
  53. For the price of a squier...
  54. Check this out!
  55. About this whole "selling your soul" thing...
  56. exposed music festival
  57. Is this guy serious?
  58. Literally taken to the grave...
  59. Stupid/clumbsy/unavoidable equipment fails on stage
  60. What else could go wrong?
  61. New band's debut performance.....
  62. Sharing an experience
  63. Pregig rituals?
  64. I bought my old bass back.
  65. My band's first live performance (video inside)
  66. Kids, don't try this with your bass at home...
  67. After the gig?
  68. It's fricken out here
  69. Asked to stop playing temporarily
  70. Things you can get away with without being arrested. Amazing
  71. Gig Night, Woohoo!!
  72. How To Properly Fix A Guitar
  73. ok.... that was weird.
  74. Chick VS Chick with Bass club: fourplay
  75. First Gig in Thirty Years
  76. Gigging with only bass and drums?
  77. New Spector ReBop 5 design (Hehe)
  78. Had my first audition a few weeks ago
  79. Gorilla Music
  80. Stupid "Freak Out's"
  81. Craigslist finally paid off!
  82. Unprepared for Gig, with a Real Pro in the Room!
  83. Great gig last night ...
  84. Sections of a Wedding Reception - tunes wedding bands must know
  85. Lighting things on fire during a gig?
  86. I can't believe my band is learning this song...
  87. Murphy's Law strikes again!
  88. Looking for a list o golden oldies
  89. Duff McKagan Snowboard Bass
  90. A Bittersweet Night - A Tale of Two Bands
  91. Bass in the grocery store
  92. African drums
  93. FEDEX YOU FAIL !
  94. what would happen if Butthead played bass?
  95. Band jokes.
  96. 2 person gig: Opinions needed
  97. D*mn you Guitar Center!!
  98. another guitar center story
  99. Playing and looking
  100. I am become...Geddy
  101. Bass- A part time job?
  102. The "Bass With _______" Picture Game!
  103. My grandma rocks!
  104. Gear left at Venue - There when you went back?
  105. Chick vs Chick with Bass Club: Ménage et trois
  106. Smallest stage ever....
  107. Rock musician archetypes
  108. Where did Glam Rock Go?
  109. What people don't get: "I'm making their backsides wiggle"
  110. What People Don't Get About My Job
  111. Vocalist cracking head with cymbal.
  112. No Pressure Here! (gig stories)
  113. Don't watch this with a drink on yer gob...
  114. Auditioning for Canada's got talent
  115. I knew a bass player who was so bad
  116. funny Craigslist ad
  117. it was dark.
  118. First Gig
  119. check out what happens to the bass....
  120. My new amp head . . .
  121. Do you think this stage set-up looks good or bad? Pro or amateur?
  122. Wow, I think I've seen "the zone" :D
  123. How to play bass on stage...NOT
  124. Gig for the place i work at.
  125. Best bass for self defense?
  126. Here's my dilemma
  127. what to do between finishing playing a gig and getting your food
  128. Fan? Or copy-cat?
  129. My Next Bass T-shirt?
  130. Gigging in a Tropical Storm in an Area in a declared state of emergency
  131. Gear Warning Labels
  132. Guitar Store Wankers
  133. chick vs chick with bass: electric boogaloo
  134. How many of you have done this while singing/screaming on stage?
  135. Sheet metal
  136. Slapin da bass.
  137. Worst bass "lip-synch" solo ever?
  138. Whats the DUMBEST thing you have heard on TalkBass?
  139. iPhone slap bass
  140. Funny Amazon bass cab find...
  141. Gigging with a Miata...
  142. How old are you and when did you start playing bass?
  143. I don't like the yellowjackets
  144. First Gig Advice
  145. Just in case you're sick of you 1x15
  146. A night of firsts!
  147. I can't believe nobody caught this....
  148. I have been thru 12 basses in the past 8 month. Is there something wrong with me?
  149. Band phrase book.
  150. My new stage name
  151. Elementary Kids Love Metal
  152. Chuck Norris
  153. INSANE bass player video!!!
  154. Falling asleep while playing?
  155. Lost the drive - will it come back?
  156. How to play bass on stage
  157. Wireless power cords
  158. The Right to Marriage???
  159. PLANKING!!!!
  160. Rock and Run! Rock and Roll Marathon?
  161. What To Do?
  162. The gig that got away
  163. Stories of regret to laugh about
  164. summer camp show
  165. Most awkward gig moment!
  166. My new band is doing Beatle's Blackbird - Bird Whistle???
  167. Other bassists gear.
  168. Almost qualified for free shipping(!)
  169. We were supposed to bring instruments??
  170. Meeting other musicians for first time in 10+ years.
  171. Oh well...
  172. Tuning is Very Important
  173. Pay to Play scammer gets called out on facebook
  174. Bad jokes on stage
  175. The Most Interesting Man in the World Plays Bass
  176. 5 Stages of GAS
  177. Anyone ever eat silicon or latex before practice?
  178. What do You Listen to After the Gig?
  179. I once met a guy who...
  180. Almost Pro: 8 Days, 8 Gigs
  181. chick vs chick with bass
  182. Where is the bass?
  183. Another Spinal Tap Moment
  184. playing in Las Vegas this Friday 8-19-11
  185. This has got to be a joke.
  186. Metallica at Dreamforce '11
  187. Hurt my back lifting a 210 !
  188. Indiana State Fair Tragedy
  189. Rip off
  190. Forgot the power supply!
  191. Refusing to play complicated parts
  192. This blasphemy shall not stand!
  193. Storm Gig, Blown Away
  194. Tomorrow? Guitar Center!
  195. Mark Hoppus is now my favorite bassist!
  196. Which one?
  197. Recordings from my latest gig
  198. Do you still have your very first bass?
  199. Being talked down to (unintentionally)
  200. Happy Birthday Leo !
  201. Covering other local bands' songs
  202. Weird wedding situation. Just read it...
  203. First paying gig - long
  204. "Fired" for wanting to practice?
  205. Take the test - ten questions to bass playing enlightenment.
  206. I'm on a Boat!!!
  207. Maybe You Should Rethink that "I Wanna Be A Rock Star" Thing
  208. Strobe lights
  209. My tool landlord
  210. How many times do you goof up at a gig?
  211. Someone better snap this up...
  212. My first live country cover.
  213. Great gig cut short by a fight.....
  214. Found old music i recorded.
  215. First gig ever tonight
  216. Old nostalgic gig footage
  217. Today's gig rained out :(
  218. learning 30 songs in less than a week
  219. i Just had the best jam ever.
  220. Sad Stories of Self Inflicted Stupidity where the victim is your gear?
  221. Just married, I want a divorce!
  222. This is what you sound like high.
  223. Which bass do you bring on vacation?
  224. Opening for Y&T tonight
  225. Name Your Band!
  226. It's never as bad as you think, It's never as good as you think
  227. Strangers who "Sit in"
  228. dropped a big note..
  229. What genre is still free from trueness?
  230. Food/drink related grossness, hilarity, stupidity, etc
  231. BC comic strip bass joke from today
  232. My first ever "live audition"
  233. Craigslist Audition
  234. We'll be opening for the Ohio Players!
  235. Cocky "musicians" in the Audience.
  236. Free Food and Drinks
  237. Crazy stuff that's happened en-route to a gig
  238. a little story about tuning....
  239. How many guitar players ??
  240. I hang my head in shame.
  241. Great gig story
  242. Wow - small town local benefit raises $4500
  243. Lady Gaga Isn't so Bad
  244. Played a wedding for the first time yesterday
  245. Went to GC today....
  246. separated at Birth?
  247. Share funny jokes about musicians
  248. Sincerest form of flattery
  249. Would you buy a face amp
  250. Lets put the debate to rest Whos the best bassed player ever!