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  1. best and worst things about shows with moshing
  2. Having NO CLUE what your band sounds like..
  3. Words I never want to hear in a song ever again
  4. Iron Monkee-Mash Up
  5. Canonical List of Weird Band Names
  6. King Uszniewicz & The Uszniewicztones
  7. Put My "power sensitive" amp back in my rig for the WRONG gig...
  8. We Want The FUNK!
  9. Scientific Reason For Guitards (no joke)
  10. Bassists who like their guitarists?
  11. Getting wasted and acting like a fool on stage
  12. Funny bass ad!
  13. Complain about musicians here :O
  14. Sometimes an audition doesnt go exactly as you expect....
  15. Band Diva
  16. "Mwah"-tism!
  17. Basplrs are good spellors...
  18. the most important lesson in bass playing
  19. freak accident
  20. Playing with Days of the New and Quiet Riot?
  21. CL Posers & Idiots
  22. This is why bassist don't do bass spins
  23. Epic Strap Failure
  24. a toast to arrogance
  25. " SIGH " stories :(
  26. fake musicians
  27. Metal's Becoming a Cliche
  28. 2 basses no guitar
  29. dream band
  30. the worst drummer you've ever worked with?
  31. Your Bands First Cover!?:D
  32. Bass is Badd
  33. Cheap Trick stage collapses.
  34. Is it just me or...
  35. I see what you mean about guitarists...
  36. My friend on John Entwistle
  37. Hearing loss dosn't matter.
  38. First gig with the Stingray HS
  39. Trying to make a totally stupid idea work
  40. Possibly the best gig ever.
  41. Fun browsing Craigslist!
  42. Dealing with the family...
  43. Most infuriating soundguy of all time
  44. You got what stuck where?
  45. Failed Experiments
  46. worst first gig ever
  47. BEST Bridge for Metal!!!!!
  48. Out of context posts!!!! It's FUN TIME!!!!
  49. Whats the Easiest Gig You've Ever Played?
  50. Breaking things with your bass...
  51. The Crowd
  52. Craigslist Bass Player
  53. Wimpy A** Bandmates
  54. The Bassist-Goofball Thread
  55. 1st rock gigs for old guy
  56. Last Friday Night (Video Content)
  57. If Dave Chappelle impersonated a bass instructor ?
  58. First show tonighgt
  59. St. Lemmy.....
  60. One of Those Nights...
  61. Squier Affinity Jazz Bass
  62. My foray into bass pedagogy
  63. "Straight-line" tuning
  64. Asked my age... what the hell?!
  65. Time Warp
  66. For just $250 this could be yours [CL content]
  67. Funk Congress Deadlocked
  68. Don't play music your parents like!
  69. Amerika this weekend
  70. Opening Band etiquette?
  71. Little sister offering me a bass.
  72. I popped my bass cherry!
  73. Post Your Gig Pics For Us To Caption 3!!!
  74. I'm a proud dad!
  75. Any TB'ers gigging in Vegas tonight (2 July)?
  76. First show in over two years tonight.
  77. O My God....
  78. Cool story - opened for REO Speedwagon
  79. I'm glad I'm not...
  80. Who's Gigging This Weekend?
  81. First gig tomorrow night!
  82. these made me laugh - youtube fishing
  83. How rude (or not) is this?
  84. My first gig
  85. Favorite Bass Stereotypes
  86. Weirdest lineup matchup?????
  87. How to not sound like a douche on mic?
  88. Penn & Teller - Penn plays Bass
  89. looking for an old marshmellow canibal thread
  90. How long have you played? :)
  91. This made me laugh..
  92. Is the advancement in technology desirable..??
  93. Gig gone horribly wrong - last Friday night
  94. Wardrobe Issues
  95. bass artwork
  96. Hoo Boy! Here we go again!
  97. Bass is the coolest instrument in the HS band!
  98. So what happened to my pawned basses?
  99. I HATE Stella By Starlight! (jazz jam session content)
  100. Feeling Kafkaesque
  101. Have you heard this one...?
  102. Bass Cam! What its like to play Madison Square Garden for 18,000 people!
  103. Our Worst Gig Ever...XD
  104. The Picnic Table Joke
  105. ...This is why I'm glad I play BASS ;D
  106. {{{ BIG RIG }}}
  107. Anyone near St. Louis?
  108. Happy With My Rig
  109. First Gig ever booked... On my 21st B-day!
  110. Most unusual cause of damage to your gear?.
  111. Dumbest person you have EVER played in a band with
  112. Broke up a band, accidentally.
  113. SHAFTED(by my school)
  114. Your most ridiculous pawn shop / music store experiences ?
  115. Return to the Forbidden Planet
  116. First Bass Gig
  117. Rain rain go away so we can play
  118. How I Met My Rig
  119. Frustrated in San Diego...
  120. Defending From Pick Prejudice?!
  121. Has a relative ever embarrassed you at a gig
  122. perfect audition, perfect failure
  123. First gig (plus pics)
  124. The Ultimate "GAS" frustration..
  125. Does this happen in every genre, or is it just metal?
  126. A frustrating situation
  127. Instrument store nightmares.....
  128. Wow, what an amazing gig!
  129. Dave Ellefson Sucks
  130. Your Dream Festival
  131. What's a P-Gass?
  132. Band Debut next Saturday
  133. Awesome CL ad
  134. whats your best band moment
  135. Most outlandish audience requests ...
  136. A gig tantrum, first ever
  137. Finally, after many long years...
  138. Changing song structures midperformance
  139. What was it like playing your 1st gig?
  140. What do you think? (gig video content)
  141. Has Anyone Ever Played Tricks on Band Mates during a Gig?
  142. ...and Homer says "D'OOOHHHH!!!!"
  143. Does your guitarist need a snack?
  144. the frontman disease
  145. How many basses do you take?
  146. Bootsy Collins tickets for $81
  147. How my band dealt with a heckler (Vid).
  148. Landing a gig...
  149. Have you ever messed up bad in a gig?
  150. My Pitchblack made me money.
  151. Niki Sixx radio show
  152. Oh, and here's a sword for you to wave around while you sing
  153. you know your in boston when
  154. Craziest things seen happen or happen to you at shows from on stage.
  155. Fooly Cooly
  156. Never been prouder
  157. 1st time playing out in 20 years
  158. First time playing in public!
  159. Anybody fancy playing out of key?
  160. Bass Innuendos Thread
  161. My band at the talent show!(VID)
  162. We Are Just Awesome
  163. Bass Players that are Over-Appreciated Club
  164. Perhaps Flea played this bass?
  165. Make me look metal
  166. How to deal with metalheads
  167. Why the hate towards guitarists?
  168. The greatest warning from club management EVER
  169. Amazing ebay ad
  170. FIRST GIGGG
  171. Showmanship..... and other stuff.
  172. Kids......
  173. Best vs. Worst Names for Bass Products!!!
  174. No gig tonight...
  175. GuitarSquid has a flowchart on borrowing gear
  176. is it technically cheating if your wife gets turned on?
  177. M-Day Weekend Gigs - Who's Got 'Em?
  178. Post Your Gig Pics For Us To Caption 2
  179. Hold your ears; I'm trying to learn how to sing.
  180. The Mothman Prophecies
  181. My brother gains enlightenment.
  182. This Guy is trying really hard to sell His cab...(CL content)
  183. Difference between a guitarist and a bassist
  184. Wearing another band's shirt while playing with them?
  185. Guitards
  186. Bass Rules (Don't touch that bass)
  187. The mysterious "volume" control
  188. Why are bass players such techies?
  189. Videos!
  190. massive pedal board failure -- too terrible to watch!
  191. My band opens for DevilDriver tomorrow! STOKED!
  192. First paying gig!!!
  193. Best. Curtain. Speech. Ever.
  194. The Bass Player - Kids in the Hall
  195. strangest or most mismatched band youve ever seen
  196. One of the things I love about playing music
  197. Performing under the influence!
  198. First gig!
  199. GF in band part II
  200. My story......
  201. words of wisdom...
  202. Stuck in the 70's Guitard's CL Ad
  203. anyone got any sweet revenge tales?
  204. Quotes after a show
  205. Being harrased by other bands
  206. Bass jokes
  207. Had a nice gig Friday (porn star content)...
  208. It's like lip syncing, only for bass players...
  209. bringing the soundman around
  210. When are you part of too many bands?
  211. People in elevators...
  212. I'm being considered as a session player for a death metal band. Advice?!
  213. He's My Son, but........
  214. plain out weirest thing you ever saw on the road touring...
  215. Pudding Time
  216. Post your gig pics for us to caption!
  217. Bass Haiku
  218. To reunite or not?
  219. Dispersion?
  220. not bass related but very funny....idol contestant..
  221. Recommend some songs for my band to cover!!!
  222. Mosh Girl makes the big time!
  223. Martha Quinn
  224. Your best band?
  225. got a gig but no singer
  226. ridiculous
  227. You can't please everybody gig story
  228. Collective nouns
  229. Drummers and their sticks
  230. Do you "overplay" covers
  231. Should have listened
  232. Which band member is most likely to make out with an ugly chick back stage?
  233. Standing on a bassdrum
  234. Ex Bandmember Sabotages Gig!?
  235. Should I Pop My Cherry Tonight?
  236. First Gig - School Battle of the Bands
  237. For Weekend Warriors
  238. What's the craziest thing that's happened to you at a gig?
  239. . .
  240. Don't be this guy
  241. Anyone else have a Cinco De Mayo Gig tonight?
  242. I think I'm doing something right....
  243. Facebook Gimmick Account
  244. Most Embarrassing Moment While Performing
  245. Dont use craigslist if you think everyone's a scammer
  246. Weird Al SHREDS live!!!
  247. Ignorance at its best...
  248. My shoulder is killing me!!
  249. epic fail
  250. Ever had 'that guy' at your gig/gigs??