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  1. epic fail
  2. Ever had 'that guy' at your gig/gigs??
  3. Bassists who save other bassists' asses on the road
  4. Between sets
  5. The Next Queen?
  6. Talkbass Fail?!?!?
  7. I have no words (youtube)
  8. Funniest Talkbasser?
  9. Getting the younger generation into classic music
  10. Freeup Accumulated Retired Tone
  11. Mainstream music - defined precisely!
  12. Craigslist Insanity
  13. how do YOU setup your stage area?
  14. non-music gear you adapted for your gig rig
  15. Are you the bass player or the drummer?
  16. I Was Complimented?
  17. Get off MY Side of the stage!
  18. really late open mics
  19. Just HAD to share this!! (My band's video invite)
  20. A couple new gig vids from Good Friday (FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS!)
  21. Blue Origin - UK Based Hard Rock (Wasn't sure where to post this)
  22. Top five signs of a good bass-player.
  23. I just realized something that made me feel old...
  24. When I concentrate...
  25. "Check Out" here after a gig. Let us know how it went.
  26. Easter gigs
  27. Muso's collective owning bars
  28. Music or women... tonight I feel like a douche
  29. Video for promo?
  30. Old band mates.
  31. Blinded by the.... lack of light?
  32. Odd 'Comments' at Gigs?
  33. Bad... Just bad
  34. New expert village video!
  35. Bass Tattoo Club!!!
  36. Defending against multi-string prejudice and, "That's a guitar!"
  37. Should I fire my guitarist?
  38. The things we do for our kids
  39. Pedalboard for Alex Lifeson of Rush.
  40. Phoenix Craigslist
  41. Getting old SUCKS! Pulled my back
  42. One hot Friday night. New Video
  43. So my guitard quit after the iron maiden concert
  44. You can go home again
  45. My bass made me sick!
  46. Craigslist and being "old dude"
  47. Two vintages basses....crying in pain
  48. Why I love Church gigs...
  49. First Jazz gig this Sunday
  50. Today's Jam was awful! and i'm sad
  51. Anyone wanna jam with this drummer?
  52. The next White Stripes?
  53. My inspired pose
  54. Forgotten Gear
  55. Band audition friday!!!!
  56. Blew My Mind
  57. I think I'm being stalked...
  58. A drummer who is actually a musician. It's kinda nice.
  59. BASS CRIMES AND FINES
  60. The problem with reggae shows....
  61. Whaaaat? Surely this isn't something that happens often?
  62. Nice request comeback
  63. Stupid things your bandmates have said.
  64. Most embarassing stage moments
  65. Murphy's Law gig last night.....
  66. Friday getting ready
  67. My Cruise Ship Experience
  68. Practical Jokes before a gig
  69. Pre Gig embarrassment!
  70. Last show blues
  71. What happened to real event organizers/promoters?
  72. You/band routine before going on stage?
  73. Gotta Love Talkbass
  74. Does JimmyM sleep?
  75. SUCCESSFULL first gig with new singer
  76. Just another guitar tutorial...
  77. Serendipitiy
  78. Ebay find= Vintage bass butchery at it's finest!
  79. Last weekend and the Lake Park (GA) Golf Cart Bash 2011
  80. Allparts got jokes.
  81. Refinish jobs gone wrong
  82. Some pics from the stage.
  83. Ohh well!!
  84. Getting All The Attention
  85. How much for a wedding band?!?!
  86. Fender USA to be purchased by Chinese investment group !
  87. Bass with a bass.
  88. Psych Folk
  89. First tryout
  90. Can I sing with your band?
  91. First night gigging with my T-40.
  92. "You know any Jaco?"
  93. The Mediocre Bassist Club, pt. 3: MBC3
  94. You ever turn a screw up into a solo?
  95. Hiring a Band.
  96. The Ten Commandments of...
  97. If Chuck Norris played bass...
  98. Bass Books and DVD's we'll never see
  99. Another reason I love my wife
  100. The gig of my life!
  101. What do jazz players do
  102. Ewok & Roll?
  103. Guy we fired playing across the street
  104. My new genre......
  105. In the Matrix? [rant?]
  106. I found Complete's opening act.
  107. Played an Open Mic last night
  108. Our youtube channel is up...
  109. A Plea to Family and Friends of Those Who Can't Sing
  110. The costume is hilarious, ....and the playing is pretty cool
  111. Japan relief benefit shows
  112. Fat Chicks at Shows
  113. My shining moment
  114. Really Bad Club Owners
  115. audition
  116. 1963 pbass body custom modified for $999.99????
  117. Since you chaps like reading my long winded posts about my gigs....
  118. Finally, a clear definition of prog
  119. Pump Boys & Dinettes?
  120. bass tournament
  121. not sure if this is for real or not!
  122. An exercise in timing...
  123. Travelling to a far away gig
  124. my dad bawt me a knew bass and amp!
  125. Real Life Mighty Wind...
  126. is this real?
  127. Thought you might like some o fthese videos
  128. Air France never more!!
  129. Rate my band's live demo
  130. Guitar Center discrace
  131. Well, that's a first - gig canceled due to tsunami
  132. Second Open Mic
  133. Ever Bring The Opening Act From Hell
  134. St. Pattie's day shows?
  135. Odd audtion last night...
  136. Guitar player's 16-year old kid borrowed my bass...
  137. Being in A Band is For Losers [Scientific Proof!]
  138. 1st gig done
  139. Ever have this happen to you?
  140. Easy songs for kids/toddlers?
  141. So today I found myself playing guitar to an audience at work...
  142. Never again!
  143. Never again!
  144. Guitar player lost his guitar.
  145. Zhang-zi on Bass
  146. Dragonforce drinking game
  147. Simple rules to make your bass player happy (jazz content)
  148. In case you really wanted to get technical about it...
  149. Chicks at Shows #9: Bring at Least Six
  150. What do you charge for a Fair gig?
  151. Hey, your bass sounds like - you!
  152. Dear Abby...
  153. A word of advice for everyone.
  154. TB Classifieds deal gone bad-but it wasnt our fault! Good ending though
  155. I'm so looking forward to this one
  156. Jam night fun!
  157. My first high school talent show is tomorrow
  158. Karaoke Guy pulling a scam
  159. Tribute to Justin Beiber
  160. Drummers: A Lamentation.
  161. A smokin' bass!!
  162. What to do when they turn the lights out
  163. G.A.S. problem
  164. Free Bass Friday???
  165. Songs requested with wrong title
  166. Every Get Excited Over a Gig?
  167. Open mic nights / sit-in question
  168. Call me... even steven
  169. Good comment from band member.
  170. Beyond Hilarious YouTube Clip
  171. Si entiendes el Español, lee esto.
  172. Show your....Bass Credit Cards?????
  173. I'm not a bassist, but I play one on stage
  174. Free Gig for exposure and small rant.
  175. Playing something bigger makes everything smaller effect?
  176. Bass Demo for Audition
  177. The Oddest gig EVER! (short)
  178. The best body for metal?
  179. Havent heard of this happening before!
  180. silly guitard.
  181. Soon to be NBD... A Haiku
  182. First Time Gigging!!!
  183. bassist solidarity
  184. Take a listen? Whatcha Think?
  185. The Real Problem with Playing in Bands with Young Female Vocalists
  186. Guitar player surfaces, gets gear back, I get in trouble
  187. Funny Craigslist Flame war in montreal...
  188. Guess how this gig turned out.
  189. First Band Disaster Stories
  190. Meeting with the big names in the biz...
  191. Last night's gig was a dud!
  192. I don't know if I can do this...
  193. Played with a great drummer
  194. Edwin Mccain singing Kings of Leon!
  195. Unique picks
  196. Show us your bass face.
  197. The Stupid Song Request Thread
  198. Drunk alert.
  199. Tim Commerford's tattoo
  200. Best and Worst Pawn Stories
  201. Help Booking Gigs
  202. Best footwork by a bassist.
  203. Best bass face?
  204. musician Joke time!
  205. Decor on amp?
  206. Band Audition Nightmares
  207. First night I was happy with my sound.
  208. guitar and music fixer
  209. What's the best colour for metal?!!!
  210. wildest one night stand
  211. Ever "Saved the Day"?
  212. 50 Worst Band Photos Ever
  213. Responses from CL - Madness Continues!
  214. Jerk encounter of the bass kind
  215. might have to get rid of my bass for THIS deal.
  216. Super Bowl???
  217. Donington Download for seeing bands?
  218. Post your Gig Posters and Fliers
  219. Classic Rock Songs updated for the singer’s age
  220. Noseflute
  221. But...how much does it weigh?
  222. Power Cable Not Included
  223. someone shouldn't pass this bass for sale on CL
  224. an "interesting" bass solo
  225. WOW - CL - I Think This One Goes Too Far!
  226. Wow, this guitarist ROCKS
  227. Live Samples: Yay or Neigh?
  228. Jason Segel & Paul Rudd meet Rush !!!
  229. First show with PsyOpus.
  230. How to u face Piano Player that strongly hitting left hand Bass line?
  231. The Easy Guitar Book Sketch
  232. ex girlfriend attacks drummer in the middle of set
  233. Popped My Jam Cherry
  234. How much money you got in your very firts gig?
  235. First less than perfect gig. I guess it was about time.
  236. Run in with sound guy.....last night
  237. Mic 'sale'
  238. Stay with drummer or keep time?
  239. I got a good compliment today...
  240. Funny CL ad, from a bass player
  241. Straps falling off
  242. oh no ... you got musicians!
  243. What a night!
  244. played here tonight
  245. Yet More CL Gold!!
  246. Ib Gad A Code Imb By Dose....
  247. Jam crashing (sort of)
  248. Post pics of your practice space
  249. Somebody stole my bassline!
  250. Possibly the funniest ad on craigslist!!