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  1. What's your "Bass Stance"
  2. So, I sliced off the tip of my finger...
  3. Playing Shows With Past Acquaintances
  4. Another CL winner
  5. Is 2011 The Year Of The Bar Fight?
  6. And you thought YOU had tough audiences...
  7. Guitard on craiglist slamming bass players
  8. "LOL" Craigslist Ad
  9. Do you ever feel like your gear is way too good for you?
  10. so I had an audition tonight..,
  11. Organize Musicians for better $$
  12. "Porn Sounding Bass Line"
  13. "No, you may not use my amp."
  14. What's the best notes to use for metal?
  15. "**** Playing For Free T-Shirt for next free show
  16. The bass cab
  17. First time "playing out"
  18. Funny Band Members AKA My Drummer & Singer
  19. Craig Strikes Agian!! Another Inspired, Well-thought out CL Ad
  20. First music camp for bass.
  21. This Drummer is Something to See!
  22. The Bassist's 23rd Psalm
  23. Public bass ignorance
  24. Warn others...
  25. My lead singer saying "that was a bad idea"at the end of our cover of cutting crew
  26. I love my drummer
  27. put your band link of video performance here
  28. Accidental Frontman
  29. heh...
  30. Videos like this define why I do not like most lead guitar players
  31. Maggot Brain: Essential knowledge?
  32. Bassists Who Drive Manual Club!
  33. Embarassing Facebook Mishap
  34. Show us you lids!! OK, not what you think :)
  35. My lousy trip home from the gig
  36. What's the best metal for bass?
  37. Blasted!
  38. What's the best metal for metal?
  39. Needing to vent...
  40. Off to gig with the young kiddleywinks again
  41. Anyone ever wanted to do this to their Guitarist?
  42. When newspaper ads are wrong or not there?
  43. Tonight only!!
  44. Best blood type for Metal?
  45. So who's band is this?
  46. Are charity gigs for masochists?
  47. Awesome review!
  48. Other bands Leaving after they say not to leave???
  49. RAWR!
  50. Has this happened to any of you?
  51. Town Hall New Year's reception gig
  52. Best Burns
  53. Pro-Studio Session Success
  54. Son of Post Your Old/Stupid/Embarrasing Band Pics
  55. A good laugh for jazz players
  56. That "sister in law took my basses" thread
  57. open mic solo
  58. Well my gig was cancelled tonight
  59. your own random bands first random album
  60. David Lee Lennon
  61. Best Bass and Musician Jokes
  62. Barbra Streisand Rock-Cover
  63. Funkiest video ever?
  64. Beyond the Bass Clef: The Life and Art of Bass Playing
  65. inspiration
  66. Jokes
  67. First Studio Session With a Signed Band
  68. Raining Fire
  69. Playing while disabled!
  70. Your favorite complement...
  71. Blues Gig (a cautionary tale)
  72. NYE - Got a little UGLY
  73. Do Skinny Musicians have More Cred than Beefier One's???
  74. Robot Guitar Player
  75. making a win from an epic FAIL
  76. First songs of 2011
  77. Crappy show turning good?
  78. What if you had a Gig, and Noboby Came?
  79. Band audition - awesome!
  80. Just got a drunken text from my guitarrist/best friend
  81. Anyone here ever FORGOTTEN to take their instrument to a gig/performance?
  82. Dancing during soundchecks
  83. New Years a Here...Who has Gigs, and are you doing anything special?
  84. Anyone with LSD?
  85. Emergency lighting
  86. The "Official" Officially Bored of Official Club Threads Club
  87. Bass is the loneliest number that could ever be
  88. It doesn't hurt to ask... in fact, sometimes it hurts more if you don't...
  89. Should I feel BaD?
  90. Instant ***hole, just add microphone
  91. What is the Best Underwear for Metal?
  92. Scott Pilgrim is a guitarist...
  93. The old "too loud guitar" dead horse
  94. Are you introverted or extroverted?
  95. Like all good bassists..
  96. multiple bass band
  97. Funny pic
  98. The Tallness Poll
  99. local guitard rant
  100. FUNNY Wife - Christmas Bass (true story)
  101. Brag about your music related gifts!
  102. Bass playing has ruined my youth...
  103. Most Unprofessional Thing You've Done at a Show
  104. Now this is what I was thinking all along
  105. First open mic
  106. The only thing worse that a musician that is not very good is.....
  107. Please List Stereotypes and Characters with Whom we Play
  108. What are the best shoes for metal?
  109. The 12 days of progmas
  110. funny in GK owner's manual
  111. I think I figured out what all the KISS fans know
  112. drunken bar owners
  113. well that figures
  114. stupid music shop moment
  115. rabbit
  116. So, 95% of being an expressive bassist is...
  117. Gigs with huge potential downside
  118. Post your old/stupid band pics!! (the more embarrassing the better) Part 2!
  119. Santa metal!
  120. Craigslist Metal!
  121. Whats The Best Thing That Has Ever Happened To You Well Playing Bass
  122. How Bass Was Created
  123. worse bass related injury
  124. Cheat Sheets on the gig
  125. What kinda bass is THIS?
  126. Look what happened to me last night at a gig!
  127. Ever lose your $$ after a gig?
  128. Looking for jokes
  129. The Bass player 10 commandments.
  130. Getting Paid What I'm Worth?
  131. My bands Craigslist for 2nd guitarist
  132. Musicians are like gynecologists...
  133. Wait for it...
  134. The number 1 rule to refinishing your bass...
  135. My first time!
  136. Cliff Burton Tributes, POST YOURS!
  137. Music Theory Joke
  138. Weird gig situation - what do I do?
  139. It's Alive. It's Alive! It's Alive!!!!!
  140. Heard a pretty good one...
  141. Had a good show 12-10-10
  142. Officially in love with bass when...
  143. what is the weirdest thing you've ever seen with your band?
  144. gig rant (new wave band ending up in black metal scene)
  145. Facebook Fun
  146. Best/worst advice you've ever gotten
  147. my bass amp is haunted by cheesy mexican music
  148. corey taylor xmas song
  149. NYE gigs - What extra shtick are you adding to the show?
  150. Last night's gig
  151. What do you do when stuff gets thrown at you?
  152. youtube funnies
  153. Grape Room Gig in Philly - Christmas Songs
  154. Audition Sunday
  155. Have you ever had GAS for...
  156. "Your gig has been postponed..."
  157. Let's talk New Year's gigs........
  158. Best Show I Ever Played!
  159. how many of you have......
  160. What you getting your Mrs for Christmas?
  161. Who "got" Conan? YouTube content
  162. My sister in law took my basses!
  163. This may be on here somewhere already, but this is funny
  164. Bass Confessional
  165. Possible casino gig
  166. How To Tell If A Song Is Metal
  167. Conan O'Brien!
  168. It's All About the Room
  169. Tough gig last night.... photos inside.
  170. Tough weekend.....first gigs on the five-string!
  171. So I Just Played a Christmas Show With Jonathan Kilgore
  172. All You Need to be a Pop Sensation...
  173. The bass player's DNA - and what he has to do to get a little attention
  174. These hopeful unknowns...
  175. A guitarist that gets it
  176. If my tongue was longer .....
  177. Joined my first band - at age 37 !
  178. My first foray into Xtranormal movies....
  179. Things that are Metal...and things that aren't
  180. Austin Craig's List winner
  181. Hopefully the start a a beautiful friendship.
  182. I have an awful gig tomorrow!
  183. parlov's dog
  184. One of those shows
  185. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...
  186. Gig Recording
  187. Have you seen this?
  188. This is THE bass for metal.
  189. Funky Bass Player(in the basement)
  190. Talkbass vs the Real World
  191. Space Bass
  192. Craigslist Guitar FAIL!
  193. Christmas songs
  194. u got to see this kid!!
  195. worse bands and singers ever!
  196. bass player bloopers
  197. Farewell Talkbass (temporarily)
  198. We got bumped for.....Pitbull?
  199. Just a bass story
  200. CHECK OUT MY NEW BASSIST PROMO PHOTO....
  201. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes
  202. First gig coming up and lads - I need your help.
  203. What's the best bass for Thanksgiving Metal?
  204. Is "Mustang Sally" a real song, or a TB joke?
  205. My drummer's a dead man.
  206. Last Saturday night.....
  207. Casino Gigs!
  208. I am one spoiled brat!
  209. Cross dressing Manga Bass Boy?
  210. Now that it's Thanskgiving: an early/late XMas card from Dr. (Doctor) Bass
  211. Ugh.
  212. Every Bassist Ever and Spinal Tap
  213. I hate pawnshops.
  214. Why we need more wireless
  215. Early Munji gig.
  216. Strange compliments
  217. When a Fender marries a Dingwall...
  218. So I'll be performing in front of Bootsy Collins tomorrow
  219. How many Bass players to change a lightbulb?
  220. Random Sub
  221. Has anyone started the new funny pic thread?
  222. Vote for my Band
  223. The sound of wood.
  224. I think this guy is just what my band needs! (Craigslist content)
  225. Cables for Beer
  226. So they don't cal it the Wall of Death for nothing...
  227. Musicians that Pass On
  228. Asked to stop!
  229. Scott Pilgrim Plot Flaw
  230. Ode to Club Owners
  231. DJ Music Between Sets?
  232. Go to wikipedia and hit random article
  233. Robert Fripp and Kanye West Talk - A Possible Conversation
  234. Gigs with No Prep Time
  235. Hoth Wampa @ Musicians Friend
  236. longest gig ever! hare krishna content!
  237. Rules: How to Tour in a Band
  238. For Some Things, You Can Only Facepalm.
  239. Eleven...eleven...eleven....
  240. DB Reviews RnR Fantasy Camp 2010, I'm having fun with this
  241. CL post of the day...
  242. Steve Bailey plays for the Green Bay Packers?
  243. YES! I finally get to bitch about a sound guy!
  244. So I went and check out my posting history....
  245. Funny Stuff? Post the funniest thing that's ever happened to you on stage!
  246. Am I a gear snob?
  247. Another 'bass is pointless' argument
  248. It's all about customer service.
  249. Things you love about other local bands
  250. What do you eat before a gig?