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  1. What do you eat before a gig?
  2. At least we're before the puppet show...
  3. Dumb Things Sold (or "I Wish I Had Held Onto That!")
  4. Let's hear your bands!
  5. Playing in totally silly bands!
  6. Halloween Gigs!! Post pics of this weekend!!
  7. Finally, a gig worth reporting. Halloween!
  8. Me:1 Backline:0
  9. Halloween gig horror story
  10. Why are people naming their basses female names?
  11. Presales
  12. My Band Kludder in a movie called "Exit 101"
  13. Band mini rant
  14. Happy halloween :)
  15. What? What? WHAT?
  16. Action shots of you rocking out!
  17. Passing my classes :)
  18. Most Embarrasing moments/problems/accidents on stage
  19. What bass cabinets does the Rush fan use?
  20. I giggled.
  21. If I had it to do over again...
  22. I'm starting a new club
  23. Okay, you will love this one...
  24. Guitar player afraind of me, ha!
  25. Do you guys die a little when this happens?
  26. First Gig (and last, with that band) Debacle
  27. The Complete Guide to Rocking
  28. Just got a gig with the National Guard!
  29. fun with craigslist scammers
  30. It happens to all of us!
  31. Air Band ad--what a joke
  32. Canadian Icon reads Bieber
  33. Ever had someone knock on Your door and offer You a gig?
  34. Hilarious! It only hurts because its true.
  35. Ooops - nearly bought the same amp twice!
  36. Stop playing music other musicians like!
  37. VH1 Rock and Roll Fantasy Camp
  38. first time gigging in a while, any advice?
  39. Bass Player for the Gov of California!
  40. So the guitarist comes to me and says.....
  41. My roommate's a funny guy
  42. flipping the finger on a gig, and other questionable behaviour
  43. So my band had a crazier moshpit than the Misfits
  44. 13 Year Old is AMAZING
  45. Not so funny
  46. Tequella Shots and a Hip Shot don't mix well
  47. First Gig with keyboards
  48. So I asked my GF to front our band...
  49. Do you really want to buy a bass...
  50. Obnoxious audience member tries to take the mic
  51. Not the best show.
  52. Note to jazz audiences
  53. 40 year olds should know better???
  54. Are there any compatent singers out there?
  55. Cool phone call
  56. Need advice, putting together a band
  57. Have you intentionally embarrassed anyone?
  58. "It is the duty of Art to be true to nature"
  59. Lmao at 'more than words' music video
  60. Halloween Band Costume Ideas
  61. I'm officially old now.....and this sucks.
  62. My Band's New Animation Video
  63. I found a video of me playing online :-)
  64. "Playing Music For A Living Isn't Work?" or...
  65. I will give you $___ cash, right now!!!
  66. Freaks and Geeks - guitarist's line
  67. What The $@#% is that smell?????
  68. Three notes walk into a bar.....
  69. I want to be in a "Legacy Band"
  70. Blues jam observation about Space
  71. Dumb Craig's List Ads pt 3, now with brighter whiter dumb!
  72. B.A
  73. Local cover band mashup show!
  74. My bass got nicknamed: "The Dirty B***h"
  75. The Rogues band in Savannah
  76. Schism
  77. "Fiat Lux"....
  78. First paid gig
  79. Things you hate that every local band seems to do
  80. First gig in china
  81. downwardly sloped glass-rack disaster
  82. Sound Fishy?
  83. Age gap amusement - again
  84. This guy has the right idea
  85. Just because you are talented it doesn't mean you have a brain
  86. for the bar bands
  87. Bassists who ride motorcycles gang
  88. Homer Simpson IS REAL !!
  89. Robert de Niro playing bass?
  90. A termite walks into a bar...
  91. A baby seal walks into a club....
  92. A duck walks into a bar...
  93. Dropped your bass/Knocked your amp over stories
  94. a big event trusty sound man, there's one?
  95. A Soundman Dies...
  96. Bassists who drive a VW club
  97. Ever play in an Iron Maiden tribute/cover band?
  98. Ever have a band member forget to show up?
  99. Uh-Oh - Infestation!
  100. Elmo plays drum solo in GC, then puts the beat down... on customer
  101. Three guys go to heaven
  102. More Onion brilliance
  103. *warning* rant about an upcoming gig
  104. Playing a bike show any tips?
  105. An actual response to my CL ad...
  106. Pet Peeve: Bands hinding behind music stands
  107. what's the biggest gig you've played?
  108. Craigs list band ad gone awry
  109. Dumb Craigs List ads
  110. Heads or Tails?
  111. I've discovered that I'm a punk
  112. Busted...... chick watching
  113. So, we had an "off" night last night....
  114. Is it just me?
  115. Bass face
  116. playing upside down.
  117. On the verge of being fired (long)
  118. Song too long possibly???
  119. Rip-off promoters
  120. If you have EVER been in a wedding\for-hire band...
  121. Joke bass lesson video
  122. Gig's- How do you get them?
  123. Band Vs Promoter
  124. Gig promoter attacks me and my girlfriend (slightly long post)
  125. annoying customers at gig and or hangout
  126. Best gig yet!
  127. Outdoor gig horror story
  128. We are brothers.
  129. RANT: I need a sign that says you cant use my gear
  130. Funny wedding negotiation video
  131. First show in a year and a half coming up next week, but...
  132. Chicks at Shows #8: Endless Jibbah Jabbah
  133. Whats the worst thing thats ever happened in a music project you were in?
  134. Wedding band cartoon
  135. A completely screwy night (long)
  136. amusing video
  137. Nogruvatal
  138. An On-line gig!
  139. Duck Tales Theme Bass!
  140. Gigging hypnosis
  141. More gems from the Onion!
  142. FREEEEEEBIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  143. Black Picks = Bad idea!
  144. Played with a legend this weekend! - PICS
  145. They say idle hands are the devil's playground...
  146. Worst Bass advert ever
  147. Bass Lessons: A funny story!
  148. Trials Of A Nice Guy Bass Player (season one, episode one)
  149. Frustrated-Gig Canceled While I'm Driving There!
  150. Bass, drums and vocals....new trend
  151. What a night!
  152. Teaching people who were ahead of me a year ago
  153. The capital city of TalkBass?
  154. Which species of bass fish is best for metal?
  155. Opening for The Alarm TONIGHT!
  156. I'm a stupid bass player
  157. Jazz Band gig at a fashion show
  158. U.P.S. = W.T.F.
  159. What's better now?
  160. Epic songs you'll never play
  161. "The Belt" (Master Class)
  162. the worse shop assistants ever
  163. OMG, what to do in this situation?
  164. Dumbest in the World
  165. Stage Accessories Gone Wrong
  166. Skittles Facebook Status
  167. Guitarist comment in music theory class
  168. Do people like this frustrate you?
  169. I AM IN IDIOT!!!! (ups content)
  170. How much do you get paid per gig?
  171. But it's only two days per week!
  172. DR dropped by to share vids
  173. Real or Fake?
  174. First Gig!
  175. Amazing BBQ party, perfect music
  176. Your top five Beatles members moments
  177. Always be prepared, another "bass player saves the day"..... with his flueglehorn???
  178. What the...?
  179. Well that was...
  180. Pancakes....
  181. The new black
  182. Festival Gig Story- Cougar Action?
  183. A little spit, and some chewing gum ...
  184. Just wondering...
  185. Animal is REAL
  186. First Gig stopped on account of another bassist
  187. First Show in half a decade, Tonight
  188. ouch
  189. If drums stop, very bad
  190. do you use earplugs during a gig?
  191. almost disaster
  192. $500 Squier?!
  193. Club Gig Joke
  194. I got busted practicing my "bass dance"...
  195. Bassists!
  196. Stock up on these t-shirts
  197. Any Good Drummers?
  198. I was just schooled on how to play 2112 and Tom Sawyer...
  199. It's happening to me: Gotta learn 40 songs in 10 days
  200. Best. Advice Column. Ever!
  201. Got a NOTE on my car from neighbor
  202. Possibility for first gig ever on bass - would YOU have done this way?!?!
  203. Guitar player finally reappears
  204. My band is going to have to make some changes.
  205. Old School Slap Bass Instructional Videos
  206. This trombone player gets the girls!!
  207. Which is more important - your bass or your amp?
  208. Finding bandmates works the same as attracting girls
  209. Anyone see Primus in Toronto..?
  210. Guitar player vanishes, rig for sale cheap
  211. I screwed up Mustang Sally at a blues jam!!!!
  212. Scott Pilgrim Vs The World
  213. My Girlfriend just built a Rickenbacker for me
  214. Got a gig today
  215. Japan teaching important historical facts to children
  216. Who doesn't have a drummer...
  217. Interesting gig...
  218. Sweet Child O' Mine - the standard we all have to attain!
  219. San Diego gigspam
  220. Whelp my night's f***ed (rant)
  221. Probably been posted before - MUSE content.
  222. So You Want To Be A Musician, Huh?
  223. Warning, guitards at work! (relic content).
  224. Suffered thru a 4 set gig tonight.
  225. Subbing for my guitarist's other band
  226. Bass amp 1 Goldfish 0
  227. Gonna gig the new Fodera today
  228. Wish me luck!
  229. I have quit worship music...
  230. Doing favor's for the band.
  231. First time subbing in another band
  232. Upcoming gig
  233. pet peeve about some blues rock bands
  234. OMG....Back Stage At AEROSMITH!!! - Pic Heavy
  235. Could You Tone it Down a Little Bit?
  236. I Want My Money Back!
  237. A night where everything goes wrong.
  238. Diary of a not-famous-working bassist (July)
  239. This is NOT humorous!
  240. Cheap Zipper!
  241. Who's the Bigger Nerd?
  242. Oh, those glorious Japanese...
  243. Estelline Texas
  244. The music must match the wine (rant)
  245. So, I'm off to a gig tonight.
  246. Blunders You Dare To Admit
  247. How can you tell if a bass is Canadian?
  248. The gear snob in the audience
  249. bass fake to get chicks.
  250. Why I Hate Music Stores...