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  1. Why Bass is the best instrument
  2. Ever have any one famous or semi famous sit in at a gig?
  3. Does your band not fit in with "theme" of the gig?
  4. Here is some humour courtesy of my wife
  5. Play Gig, Get Barred From Venue
  6. 40th year AV of CT woodstock that wasn't (middlefield)
  7. So I finally played a ric.
  8. This drummer is at the wrong gig....
  9. Reo Speedwagon Drummer at our Gig
  10. Typical Night For A Band
  11. Seventies Bar Band Photos
  12. Craigslist Rant #185,203,220
  13. What's so great about this Jaco guy anyway?
  14. Another Craigslist gem
  15. Interesting night at the Mayhem Festival - you never know who you might meet
  16. For you Death Metal bands looking for a singer
  17. What is a Polka Band?!?
  18. It's a long story : violence content
  19. Best washtub bass for metal
  20. Open mic fail...
  21. Insult to injury
  22. Night in the Life of a Cover Band
  23. In crutches with a busy schedule.
  24. contrast between gigs
  25. Thanks to everyone on TB.
  26. How does your concert day jitters work?
  27. Wedding Gig: GONE WRONG
  28. Introducing songs with dumb jokes
  29. Condescending Leader
  30. 100 degree gig!
  31. CL gem ...
  32. ANOTHER great CL posting...
  33. Funny Craigslist ad...
  34. Reason not to swing your instrument...
  35. Spinal Tap , the sequel
  36. Don't just stand there!
  37. Another reason I hate CL (rant)
  38. "Magical" Shows
  39. I believe us bassists are the coolest dudes.
  40. you never know when it will come in handy.
  41. so stressed I think I'm going to be physically ill... what can I do?
  42. Guittard candy bar! Hahaha!!!
  43. You know your guitarist is awesome when..
  44. Has anyone noticed...
  45. Who Actually LIKES Their Guitarists?
  46. the "original" version
  47. Music project needs drums, bass, guitar, compositions, rehearsal space.........
  48. So what did you do last weekend?
  49. Annoying - just a little.
  50. You Ever Play An Entire Gig Blindfolded?
  51. First Gig Stories
  52. has this ever happened to you?? (art content)
  53. taking the guitard too the prom...
  54. I just found out I'm not as good as I thought I was
  55. First audition ever
  56. Unusual phobia of odd time signatures
  57. Selling out ain't easy - but somebody's gotta do it!
  58. K.I.S.S. content
  59. Positive Rant!!
  60. What is it with guitards...
  61. The misanthropic bassist club.
  62. I need to vent about my guitarist
  63. Does Elin need a pool boy?
  64. Funniest way to learn a song...
  65. Opening for Death Angel tonight... sicked
  66. Battle of the Bands Nightmare (long)
  67. Our first gig is July 31
  68. Weirdest/funniest session anyone has ever done.
  69. Got some TV time
  70. Guitar players say the darndest things.
  71. the 4th of cool
  72. ever got a mic instead of a cable!?
  73. The Musician's Nightmare
  74. My Bass is worth more than my car club!
  75. I couldn't hear myself. What should I do?
  76. Priceless "Look" On The Bassist's Face
  77. Spot the deliberate mistake...
  78. Funniest music video I've seen in a while
  79. Phalex Sighting
  80. Roots of "Best Bass for Metal"
  81. Funny gig last night
  82. Sitting on facebook when...
  83. When support acts... don't!
  84. Band Posters (BIG PICS)
  85. GIF's of our first gig a couple weeks ago.
  86. DO YOU LIKE?
  87. Wynton Marsalis: Sage or Idiot?
  88. Must share this CL posting...
  89. I found out the hard way I'm allergic to violin rosin...
  90. .
  91. Carpooling...
  92. I don't care what you people play.....
  93. can someone please tell me something
  94. Ridiculous Get-ups
  95. So There's 3 Types of Bands As Far As I Can Tell..
  96. When Drums Stop
  97. When you own a Sandberg...
  98. What do they mean by:
  99. World Cup ruins gig
  100. Non-Bassists & Bass Knowhow
  101. I feel so cheap and dirty... in an awesome way!
  102. People with a sense of humor
  103. saw that in the bassists wanted classifieds
  104. Can someone make me a bass tab for the Vuvuzela Concerto?
  105. ever wonder why you cant hear robert trujillo bass with metallica?
  106. Chicks at Shows 7: jschwalls Nukes TB: Radiation sickness ensues from Savannah, GA
  107. Hired-gun for the Sheriff.
  108. the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me
  109. the "I cant play bass with a shirt on" club
  110. San Diego Bound!
  111. Goalkeepers: Bass Players of Soccer?
  112. I Got a Good Laugh....
  113. So I guess we have carte blanche
  114. First outside gig :D
  115. Instrument Domestic Abuse Shelter -- Stories of instrument abuse
  116. G.R.S. not G.A.S.
  117. possibly the best "steal" of all time
  118. Indy bands with outrageous equipment
  119. great picture i just found from a gig
  120. Best bass tone ever!
  121. The drummer meets his match......
  122. Surfing and Playing?
  123. Unintentionally / accidentally funny pics
  124. Ego
  125. Humbled by a teenager
  126. Worst beating any of your gear has taken?
  127. "You're not supposed to hear the bassist..."
  128. Well... that was an odd gig
  129. dear BBC - ***?
  130. Annual Equipment Maintenance Due
  131. Let me tell you how I can help your band............
  132. Bass Hating Dog!
  133. Instrument Brands: A Brief Rant
  134. did buddy rich work on wall st?
  135. You know you area Bassist when.....
  136. Tune Once and ...
  137. For our rhythm section brethren...
  138. You know you're playing too hard/loud when...
  139. sometimes things just work out perfectly...
  140. Most amazing drummer video
  141. Time to be the "tempermental" bassist . . .
  142. Neighbor's New Bass
  143. Really?
  144. Hilarious drummer.
  145. Greatest drum solo EVER!
  146. So, tell me how you'd classify this drummer after this vid?
  147. Your bass tone on drugs
  148. The end of a saga
  149. Uncle Mikes NYC Not sure where this fits?
  150. First live experience in years
  151. Hello, my names I<34080, and I have a shoegaze problem
  152. Urgh, cancelling live bands to broadcast world cup?
  153. Moving Out?
  154. Can you say overly excited drummer?
  155. Drum Video. I had to post it!
  156. Ah... the bass player personality...
  157. Bouncing Back After A Bad Show
  158. Bass Fest!!!!
  159. I know we rag on drummers but... this guy is the greatest.
  160. So that'[s where that went.
  161. Had a drink named after my band!
  162. Calling All Tampa Bay Area Players
  163. 2 Ibanez And A Question
  164. Making it In New York
  165. sadowky laser beams
  166. Age gap working backwards...
  167. Why do gigs have to be so stressful sometimes?
  168. Help Name my Band! And an issue I have...
  169. damn bills.
  170. Best kid's menu ever!
  171. If you've actually played in public with your SX, please check in here.
  172. half your age + 7
  173. Thank God for good trombonists...
  174. we've been replaced.
  175. Sometimes the bass player is not the smartest one in the band...
  176. First followup from our TV exposure a couple weeks ago
  177. From the "I hate it when this happens" Dept....
  178. Strangest debate EVER
  179. Riffs You Hate To Hear Other Bassists Sound Check With
  180. how far would you go/have you gone to get paid?
  181. My disasterous weekend shows
  182. Weirdest reason for quitting a band
  183. The glue that holds it all together
  184. Cougars
  185. Best pickup lines from groupies.
  186. Intoxicated patron falls in love with front man - ditches ride...
  187. How NOT to get sympathy from a fellow bass player.
  188. hell hath no fury like my scorn for vocalists
  189. Anyone catch the Beatles on Family Guy?
  190. One benefit to deafness
  191. A positive "audition" story
  192. Pre gig nap
  193. Experiments in silence
  194. My drummer is pissing me off
  195. Your favorite TB thread title
  196. snooks schoolin' george
  197. Working with multi-instrumentalists who happen to also play bass
  198. Many would say my greatest trait as a bass player is my finger dexterity...
  199. Wannabe guest harp player nut case?
  200. a question on gigs...
  201. It's not true!!!
  202. Dancing with the audience while playing
  203. The broke bassist club.
  204. Fake Rickenbacker?
  205. So I was going to be on my first record...
  206. Load-out Song
  207. Funniest quotes from other members.
  208. Name my band!!!
  209. Should of took gc offer
  210. i need to do something about not having long hair!
  211. This seemed like the best spot for this important news
  212. BASS QUITTERS ON CRAIGSLIST
  213. mister roberts neighborhood - bass player interview
  214. Learning Metallica in Lessons.
  215. A Bass Players Blog
  216. Got some sweet TV exposure this morning
  217. Band Audition Win
  218. My bass is tuned AHEF
  219. How many socks can you stuff inside a beatle bass?
  220. "I have the hardest job!"
  221. oops I got caught.
  222. Sadowsky on eBay
  223. Audition
  224. Does anyone live double lives (work/music)?
  225. Promoters
  226. Couldn't find that craigslist thread
  227. Ow that hurt.
  228. Everything I Needed to Learn In Life, I Learned in a Band
  229. Stage Setup Question
  230. Funny "buff guys play bass" story...
  231. I am addicted to playing my bass facebook group
  232. This is pretty hilarious
  233. Need some advice.......
  234. Atlanta Gig Spam
  235. Someone pick up this bass!
  236. The real purpose of backing vocals...
  237. Funny Craigslist Ad for cheap basss
  238. I'm the best Bass player on the East Coast!!
  239. Anybody out there ever played at the Grand Ole Opry?
  240. You'd think people would be polite if they wanted your money.
  241. Bass Tattoo!!
  242. Benefit Show/ I need to vent?
  243. Wow, scary CL ad in my town
  244. Smallest amp actually gigged with-your stories?
  245. Band vs. Promotor
  246. Jazz club prank
  247. Pet peeves about drummers..
  248. Age gap - great fun
  249. This type of abuse should be illegal...
  250. 500 hits of acid?!