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  1. Whaoh- Where Have I Been! Re-Inspiration...
  2. Best/ most interesting gig you've ever experienced
  3. My wife is a wise woman
  4. Dumb things you've done to equipment
  5. I don't get it.
  6. Man, there are some weirdos out there
  7. Post on Fmylife.com
  8. Guitards and Double-Necks
  9. sistine chapel parody
  10. Out of the Pocket...Not Impressive
  11. Great Gig Saturday Night
  12. The BAND!!
  13. The price of "the tone"..
  14. The stigma of being a bassist.
  15. I blacked out
  16. "Bass-wa Watashi"
  17. Just read this on a guitar forum :)
  18. a nice ampeg story
  19. a bad tone day?
  20. Bass Passport
  21. The best of Jazz Club
  22. Why do people always make jokes about bass players?
  23. What's the best compliment you've ever received as a bass player? PART 2!
  24. a must see for anyone in a band.
  25. The Universal Steinberger Question
  26. Somebody called my bass a violin today
  27. Facing Facts
  28. Successful Gig Report!
  29. latest gig/recording
  30. That was fun! (subbing for an Israeli band)
  31. What's the most # of gig's you've played in one day?
  32. Dumb Craigs Lists Ads, Pt 2, The Idiocy Continues Unabated...
  33. Played my first open mic ever
  34. Which Bassists do you Pray to?
  35. One of the greatest Craigslist ads I've seen
  36. the s***y bassist club.
  37. We Need More Sound!!!
  38. BS From Promoters
  39. Sorry kids but...old guys STILL rule.
  40. Band vs. Promoter - Funny stuff
  41. Who says there is a shortage of good bass players?
  42. gigs organised by idiots GRRR!
  43. Monitor as a cooling device???
  44. Ok, So my guitar player is a failure, was i wrong to quit?
  45. Surprising your bandmates
  46. Sadowsky has a sense of humour!
  47. If you burn bass's... (and a weird fairy tale)
  48. From bad, to good, back to bad...ending on horrible:(
  49. Make sure you have an extra set of strings!
  50. Just got back from my first ever audition...
  51. Free gear is the best gear
  52. Hollywood bassist game.
  53. The Longest Set?
  54. Oops
  55. "Hey dude, play something awesome!"
  56. ever rent your bass!?
  57. quite possibly the strangest bass vid i've ever seen
  58. back order bass?
  59. Wow...what an amazing gig.
  60. I am playing with a serial killer
  61. Sad day for the future of music.
  62. Edit: Please Move to Band Management Keyboardist Quit the Band
  63. HBO's Treme - Sidemen Story
  64. TB OBSERVATIONS
  65. "Thriller Live" Michael Jackson Tour Vid
  66. First/Last song you learned
  67. My band is awesome.
  68. metal mum
  69. guitard goes AWOL
  70. Creepy Craigslist ad....
  71. Big Bottom
  72. Ever want to just go to a venue and Smash Up??
  73. Weird Kid Starts HUGE Dance Party
  74. Non-musical influences on your stage presence
  75. Who here has bought a bass they really couldn't afford?!
  76. "Wow ... I'm playing some cool stuff tonight"
  77. So my 1st gig is coming up Saturday . . .
  78. comments that make you feel really good about your gear
  79. How Many Have had this told to them
  80. What a crazy day...
  81. Great CL stinger....
  82. Best Bassist In Nashville!
  83. Anyone else find this funny? Carl Thompson content
  84. "Squirrel" Radar.....
  85. Weirdest place your band has practiced...
  86. Weekend Report (3 gigs + church service played!)
  87. Practice reached a new level of awesome yesterday...
  88. watching your old band
  89. still very pretty
  90. EPIC FAIL
  91. Why do guitards do this
  92. Overcoming all odds
  93. It's tough being The Bass Player
  94. Craigslist/rapper humor
  95. Stupid Groupies.
  96. Shh! Quiet!
  97. annoying the neighbours
  98. Playing outside in the cold?
  99. Probably my last gig for a long time tomorrow. Vent/rant.
  100. Bass Face
  101. unintentional put-downs?
  102. Why do guitar players get bent about a "Bass player" teaching them a song?
  103. BAND-EOKE?!? Anybody ever tried this?
  104. Anyone ever done porno movie sountrack sessions?
  105. CL post, this one really took the cake!
  106. Bassists Who Drive Their Wife's SUV To Gigs Club
  107. musicians not owning any gear
  108. Bassists who drive a Volvo club
  109. Catching a tree stump with my toe/Dropping a thumb 6er on my foot/1 Easy step to pain
  110. Worst gig ever.
  111. First Practice?!
  112. Drunk Fat Men at Pig Roasts
  113. 28 years of playing, for this moment!
  114. Pay to play, revisted...
  115. What are the odds??? 3 bass players at a wedding with same bass...
  116. Stupid things YOU said at a gig
  117. Teen Bass Depression Help D:
  118. Haha, someone recorded a diss track to attack me
  119. My lengthy bass haiku
  120. Funny Craiglist response to ad
  121. Black Eyed Peas...
  122. What is the most brutal scale?
  123. George Porter, Jr. on NPR's Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me...
  124. Album Design
  125. On the Spot
  126. What are you doing here ?!?
  127. Guitarist freaks and no-shows for a benefit in a church
  128. Balloon Bass and Box video...Ya gotta watch!
  129. Youngest bass player in My Family
  130. Chicks that rock...music for the birds.
  131. Strange things seen at gigs (on the t.v.'s over the bar.)
  132. pretentious vocalist's ad
  133. does anyone work for touring bands?
  134. Advertising / Promoting mistakes
  135. NOW INCLUDED WITH LOWEND BASSES
  136. probably the greatest example of a guitard
  137. Is there an eyes closed club?
  138. Today on Milwaukee Craigslist
  139. Worth a look...
  140. it's killing me...
  141. The Bass Player
  142. so i teach my 13 year old daughter to play bass yesterday...
  143. First show with the new band tonight. (Cola. S.C.)
  144. The great professional "rookie" move!!
  145. Impossible to Sing & Play the Bass
  146. Cl battle of the day (bassists)
  147. First gig
  148. The 6 week tour got cut short...
  149. Good Guitar Center Experiences
  150. Guitard intentionally butchered 3rd set!!!
  151. Some people just plain suck to play with
  152. Are you a Pro?
  153. first song
  154. So I tried 'singing' at band today...
  155. Wine Bar...
  156. Ever been in the presence of "Real Talent"?
  157. I'm gonna have my first jazz gig!
  158. Total Band Meltdown Live
  159. First Gig With Duo Band
  160. My dream rig...
  161. Funniest beginner mistake/blunder?
  162. This happen to you?
  163. Another failed craigslist ad
  164. guitardedness taken to another level.
  165. The Music Critic
  166. Car Wreck On Way To Gig
  167. Forgot my bass!!!
  168. first gig with a new band
  169. Is it just me or are all bass players like this?
  170. A cake that we can appreciate
  171. Someone walked off with $2500 guitar at gig tonight....
  172. CL fun
  173. "Oops" aka "What is wrong with this picture?"
  174. Funny craigslist ad XXLCVLDEIIICSLCSXXIL
  175. Yet another CL gem - A guitar made of...
  176. Ever dream of stealing basses?
  177. Fretboard watchers unite!
  178. funny craigslist ad
  179. Solo etiquette
  180. Another humorous CL post
  181. Great Way To Shut A Singer Up
  182. My school started a guitar club today.
  183. Wow, some interesting bass techniques in this video
  184. Tomorrow = First Gig since going to only Fivers
  185. Yes, but can it play the brown note?
  186. First time you picked up a bass...
  187. Red Flag on Drummer? (Monitor Requests)
  188. Funny
  189. And the drummer played on...
  190. This guy on craigslist...
  191. Vid from last week's show - hot 22 yr old singer's b-day!!
  192. it is not (CL ad)
  193. How did your first gig go?
  194. Decent first show
  195. GC owes me a sales comission?
  196. Can winter gigging season be over now, please?
  197. Dudes, so you know how they say bring a back up amp?
  198. Gues What I Get to Play at Church?
  199. Bad soap opera plots in your band
  200. Eko owners club
  201. Most ridiculous bass video...
  202. WWJP (What Would Jaco Play)?
  203. Finally my girlfriend hear the bass!!
  204. Auditions Gone BAD! First & Last Audition that got Weird with no warning!
  205. More than four string hate?
  206. Pleasant Surprise from a club
  207. "Don't Stop Believin'" + "Enter Sandman" = "Don't Stop the Sandman" = AWESOME!!!!!
  208. My First gig!
  209. my girlfriend rudely surpised me
  210. First monthly ongoing jazz gig
  211. Only a guitardist...
  212. the one that got away!
  213. Mike Watt..Van aficionado?
  214. Greatest CL Ad Ever
  215. Blues gig ... HQ Pics!
  216. Show us your knobs!
  217. Decided to re-install guitar pro...
  218. Following a smokin' set
  219. Musicians on "other instruments"...
  220. One of those CL ads that makes you go "Wow."
  221. Petite joke en francais
  222. Anatomy of the breast....
  223. Ever been insulted by another bassist? I just have...
  224. Odd things thrown at you?
  225. New Band Name Resource Thread
  226. Bass Talk is off the air....What do I do now?
  227. Another testament to the guitarist...
  228. Bass fail
  229. Valentine's day
  230. What a deal!!
  231. i cant get over it!
  232. No I Will NOT Buy Your Bass...
  233. I bring you - the worst bassist in the world!
  234. You want how much?? CL content
  235. ARE YOU A PRO??? craigs list CL content
  236. Clothing Optional?
  237. Shame on you club owners!
  238. Growing up and coming of age in a family full of musicians
  239. First Gigs!
  240. Open Jam Etiquette
  241. In recent news: fretless basses are "stupid"
  242. name some bass woman similarity
  243. They'll never understand our love!!!
  244. This aught to be a sticky thread
  245. wish they made a Marcus M...
  246. Remember kids, Benefit=You ain't getting paid!
  247. Craiglslist Manifesto?
  248. Just when I Thought I've Heard It All.......
  249. We Finally Made The Big Time!!!
  250. Name for Bass Players