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  1. We Finally Made The Big Time!!!
  2. Name for Bass Players
  3. Drive By Truckers Fans Enter
  4. Sweet CL deal on "Already Tuned Bass"
  5. 'Good Bassist = Worst thing to happen to a guitar player'
  6. I think that any amplifier question asked on this forum boils down to
  7. Meeting great bassists
  8. Had one of *THOSE* gigs this weekend...
  9. Deeply disappointed
  10. Is this a no no?
  11. Almost cancelled talentshow gig!
  12. Music: What do you see?
  13. They dance, but they don't know why
  14. GeneralElectric and the Porter Family: The Movie
  15. Chicks at Shows 6: Plankspankers 9's and the Wonderful Land of Oz!
  16. Wish me luck tonight.
  17. Craigslist Ad Warning:Guitard Content
  18. I superglued my fingers together at practice...
  19. GO GO Dancer
  20. So yeah, my sis is moving back in
  21. sundance gigs
  22. Had one of those nights!
  23. Use Any Gimmicks at your gigs?
  24. Sweet Child O Mine... on sitar
  25. Stupid Craigslist Bass Player Wanted Ads
  26. Justin Chancellor Wikipedia Entry on Technique...
  27. Biggest Gig Yet...
  28. Things that sound like bass facts.... but aren't
  29. Bass Player Infractions
  30. bass player offenses
  31. Watch out for this bass player....
  32. Why musicians are poor...
  33. Wonder if it is really worth it when:
  34. One liners, for those embarrassing silences.
  35. Dumbest thing a person has ever done to your equipment?
  36. I may have experienced one of the funniest things EVER
  37. Sleep....is it overrated?
  38. What's the most boring music genre for bass playing?
  39. Favorite Classic Rock Cover Songs to Play
  40. Bass Battle: Rehab for Slap-Shred Fanatics
  41. Just Having Fun and Enjoying the Extra Income
  42. Best CL ad ever?
  43. Who has a bass for every year they've been playing?
  44. Next Friday is our first show with our new singer !!!
  45. Being at the back of the stage!
  46. The Mediocre Bassist Club, pt. 2: Bigger! (Better, not so much.)
  47. bass player available(funny advert)
  48. How to fake the funk...?
  49. Lowballing stories thread
  50. Side band club debut w/crappy pics (T-40 content)
  51. Yet another CL ad
  52. bass related shirts
  53. Peavey T-Max falls out trunk and still worked
  54. Bass player
  55. Bass player
  56. Bass player
  57. Show cancelled, but no one told us
  58. How many of you met your spouse gigging
  59. Best CL Listing - Drummers
  60. I've got a week to put together a "band."
  61. BASS BATTLE!!!! ITS OOOOON BAYBE!!!!!!!!
  62. More CL Humor = Priceless!!
  63. Tell us something unusual about your band
  64. The One Day CL make-a-rig challenge!
  65. Wearing gloves while playing?
  66. coolest band names ever.
  67. I just optimized my tuning...
  68. Playing While Sick?
  69. P&W Bassists: What Changes Do You Make To Standards?
  70. SHARE YOU FRUSTRATION OF CANCELLED GIGS
  71. Is this one of you guys? (Wishbass content)
  72. Calluses-The pain and other things that come with.
  73. First gig last night! But I have a question.
  74. Metallica-Remixed
  75. "Rocking Out For Dummies"
  76. anyone else hate groupies?
  77. Do u hate bass and bass players!?
  78. Bassists Jokes
  79. Unsolicited comment from my daughter
  80. So How Did Your NYE Gig Go? Pics Please!
  81. Slightly humorous
  82. Off to our...
  83. End of the year...highlights from the last 365?
  84. my first year of bass and 1st real audition coming up
  85. Band wants to pop my gig cherry Saturday
  86. 666
  87. What was the strangest NYE gig you ever did?
  88. Who's All Giggin New Years Eve?
  89. UPS lady made me laugh so hard today
  90. You know it's sad when you see a picture like this...
  91. Craigslist Jazz Bass Ad
  92. you know you're an over the hill bass player...
  93. cheaters never win?
  94. Oh hey, is that a Warwick?! (Another CL find)
  95. Best ax for battle?
  96. WOW - Great CL find!!!
  97. Geddy Lee interview
  98. I cant Take this seriously
  99. didnt you check your facebook invite!??!!
  100. Merry Christmas from the Schmenge Brothers
  101. A christmas classic!
  102. Worst gig mishap (yours or fellow band member)
  103. Just played my first
  104. Help needed on how to talk to lame sounding bassist
  105. 2009: A year for gear
  106. Gig tomorrow night
  107. Are we talkin' about PRACTICE !?
  108. How similar are bassists lifestyles
  109. Hoping to actually draw a crowd tonight...
  110. This will be a gig story in about 14 hrs.
  111. Future country star
  112. Check this out - Gig requirements
  113. Esperanza Spalding marriage proposal
  114. Western Pennsylvania Lingo, Dialect, and Accent
  115. 10 great country and western song titles
  116. Morons on Basstalk forum
  117. VOICES
  118. Baseball
  119. Lost in translation (US to UK)
  120. Singer thanks the wrong city
  121. NYE Midnight Song
  122. Drummers who blame everyone else for tempo.
  123. Craigslist Amp or Cab Stand
  124. You know when you have those gigs
  125. Monday Giggle...
  126. shut down by the cops
  127. bass flip
  128. Skidfest
  129. WTH?, Musicians can't be decent cooks. lol
  130. Stonehenge made it's debut last night.
  131. Wait, what does ONE OF A KIND mean again?
  132. Free drums, anyone?
  133. I hate people...
  134. My guitarist thinks my straplocks look funny...
  135. Ran across this while clearing old e-mails
  136. Tal Wilkenfeld Marriage Proposal:
  137. What's the dumbest thing another bass player ever said to you?
  138. Got a Match? Live, Vimeo clip!
  139. I don't really need a 5 string bass player
  140. A milestone and my musical journey...
  141. So this band has been playing together for like 30 years...
  142. Getting Paid, a new low
  143. has this happend to you?
  144. A new personal record!
  145. usually they cost a lot of money because, they're not cheap.
  146. Let's Play a Game...
  147. Let
  148. Great Gig - *that* feeling- got it?
  149. I Survived the DB Fourm Club!!!!!!
  150. Taking a fall for the band
  151. Mortifying...
  152. Pre-Gig Buzz
  153. Why Would Anybody Want to Play the Bass?
  154. Balloon Bass Jam
  155. Funny Retro Video
  156. Something every band should have....
  157. UT Vid: Why would anyone want to play bass?
  158. A call for bass stories for an NPR radio program!
  159. Kicking Someone Out of a Band
  160. God bless Leo's little invention. (The bolt-on neck
  161. Ass Layer
  162. An Inspiring knock at the door...
  163. Oh my god, my amp just died.
  164. A "Guittard" Found In The Strangest Of Places
  165. Your "stage" experience
  166. Balloon Bass and Box Jam
  167. No humor
  168. Guess who I had the honor of playing with yesterday
  169. What you get for helping people
  170. why not to stand on your amp..
  171. Playing Weddings
  172. My first gig (microsize)
  173. A defense of stupid ideas!
  174. Any of you that want a high profile gig, here you go!!!!
  175. Happy Thanksgiving!
  176. Musical gig/unfortunate program typo
  177. Proud Dad moment
  178. Funny clips, great tone
  179. Weiredest thing you've ever done with your bass.
  180. Ever been late to a gig because...
  181. Fell of the back of a truck...
  182. Wish me luck?
  183. Last nights near disaster gig!
  184. The 25 Worst Rapper Names of All Time
  185. Joke for the music lovers...
  186. Forget getting a bass for your Birthday
  187. A good reason to play fingerstyle ...
  188. Upstaged by a Patrick Swayze movie
  189. Sound Guy said...
  190. Remember When...?
  191. Top five things other bands do that irritate you.
  192. Bar Joke
  193. What is your stupidest bass-related dream?
  194. God wants me to play bass...
  195. Progressive Rock
  196. Seriously.
  197. My milestone to share with you all...
  198. The Russian Mod doesn't like Death Metal
  199. Chicks at Shows (Part 5), The 'Hits' just keep on coming ...
  200. Anyone else have a Friday the 13th gig this weekend?
  201. Addicted to Bass? xD
  202. My Cure for the Blues
  203. Don'cha hate...
  204. broken nut before the sound check!
  205. Has anyone ever put a cursed on a club....and it worked
  206. Compliments you don't like!
  207. At least its not an ad for a 4 string guitar.
  208. The Prince Returns
  209. she's got a fender!
  210. Finally got the groove, but....
  211. MY LIVING WILL
  212. Muscle tissue or... tort guard?
  213. Bandleader!
  214. Air Guitard Champion???
  215. Injured! Bandleader wants to sub me out...
  216. Wish me luck guys!
  217. Had an after school acoustic jam
  218. Major fail at my Bible study group
  219. You must be a guitar player if …..
  220. Uncyclopedia - Bass Guitar
  221. Worst thing that's ever happened at one of your gigs?
  222. got my guitar back from my friend
  223. Every band has a bad night... right?
  224. 3 Guitars and a Tractor
  225. Funkateers - what do you wear on gigs?
  226. A Must Have Pedal
  227. The lord said let there be bass, and there was bass, and it was good!
  228. Show your Halloween Gig Photos 2009
  229. i played in the bathroom
  230. Uh... Carrots?
  231. First headlining show
  232. The tie that binds all of us.
  233. Flying gear
  234. Halloween songs?
  235. Awesome CL Post
  236. Over the top stage antics
  237. Halloween Gig: what's your costume?
  238. RIP...
  239. Halloween gig got cancelled
  240. Huh?
  241. What the Craigslist ad MEANT to say...
  242. GWAR Halloween cover show
  243. What was he thinking? (CL / Rick Content)
  244. People that have the last word.
  245. Just got back from gig
  246. No stands
  247. I've been looking for one of these!!
  248. Blisters!
  249. Failures to communicate
  250. Last Nights Gig