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  1. Donnie Iris
  2. Burlesque Night!
  3. Guess who reared her ugly head this afternoon?
  4. Post Your Image And/Or Caption
  5. Bass Players VS Chicks!!!!!
  6. I took a leak in the middle of the stage last night
  7. Weird Gigs
  8. Custom pickguard email exchange
  9. No thanks, we don't do it for money...
  10. Oops, there's a 7/8!
  11. Show me your set list
  12. I got a nice, unexpected compliment from a band that I unfortunately had to lea
  13. Keeping your cool... when a pro steps in!
  14. Best news ever
  15. Stage moves
  16. Gigs you like to play and why...
  17. Another CL "flake" rant
  18. Song suggestions
  19. Office Memos in a Gear Factory
  20. North Korea's plan to control us! With 4 Strings!
  21. I may sink or swim tonight!
  22. 5 Gigs next week!
  23. The Holy Ghost adjusting my volume
  24. Amazing poly relic job!
  25. craigslist ad
  26. Bass equipment + Compact car = Headache
  27. Mediocre Bassists Club - 5 strings, a whole new octave of mediocre to explore
  28. Fist fighting grandmas!
  29. No... not again...
  30. N. B. D. Kudos to L&M Music
  31. How loud can you go?
  32. First "big" show?
  33. Another great craigslist add
  34. NYC Live Music Saturday 4-27
  35. Guitarist "discipline" content
  36. Favorite Stupid Moments
  37. My first band!!!!
  38. Gig last night.
  39. FS: Greatest Bass Ever That I Don't Want Anymore
  40. Holy Flying Cow Crap
  41. Best 'bass face' ever!?
  42. The Beginnings of Bass
  43. Fall Out Boy Goes Spinal Tap on Coco
  44. Two-Bass Attack!
  45. Care to critique last night's gig?
  46. I think I've stumbled upon my dream tone!!
  47. All the World is a Stage! Strange stages..
  48. I bet they wonder why they can't find a bassist...
  49. Stop me before I go back
  50. Hubba Hubba!
  51. Band rant
  52. Do you Find it Difficult playing without a drummer?
  53. Treble keys to accompany Organist's pedals
  54. Seen on local Craigslist this morning...
  55. Pre show rituals
  56. Auditioned A Vocalist Today
  57. A Public Service Announcement....
  58. weired event
  59. Would You Call This Guy For An Audition?
  60. Jazz. Need Adivice and Help!!!
  61. Tube snobs suck?
  62. Bass Metaphors
  63. The Cycle Begins Anew
  64. Battle of the Bands: Pending Story
  65. Bass Injuries
  66. My gig tonight...
  67. The Onion's shot at a Drummer Ad very funny
  68. FX Faux Fun
  69. Gig gone crazy
  70. April fools jokes
  71. <sigh> Prima-Freakin'-Donnas
  72. Legos -- The other tone wood
  73. Easter Service
  74. For the Leech Bar & Club Owners
  75. Easter disaster: avoided
  76. Opening for Adrenaline Mob Tonight!
  77. Question - Moody Blues Cover
  78. What the.....?!?!?
  79. Stopped my guitarist dead in his solo!!
  80. Any drunk gig stories?
  81. Drunkest person you've ever seen at a concert
  82. Recycle!
  83. A nice suprise
  84. First Gig
  85. Our second show- offer constructive criticisms?
  86. Best Roscoe Bass For Metal ?
  87. Mystery of the Strange Buzzing
  88. Explicit Language?! Ska?! Clever and Hilarious Lyrics?!
  89. Perils of Low Frequencies
  90. This is how you get the good gigs!
  91. Dumb CL Ad's pt 5, Dumbester and Dumberest
  92. Cool Sub Gig!
  93. Classified Ad
  94. Bass player available ad
  95. Things you like best about your band?
  96. The ULTIMATE Youtube bass lesson
  97. I can't dance! Teach me how to move on stage!
  98. Anybody need a good pocket bass player
  99. Drunkest Guy at the bar
  100. Delirium Fretlesscylius
  101. An artist showed up at my gig last night, and drew this:
  102. Wardrobe malfunction
  103. Old-School House Party - 1st Time in Years
  104. Funny ha ha!
  105. Anyone else start to hate a song after they star covering it?
  106. Almost/kinda Got Ripped Off
  107. First gig with a new band, I'm hoping this works out.
  108. had to share!
  109. Guitar players say the darndest things
  110. Fingers vs. Pick...now, Feet?
  111. Docked pay for taking a break?
  112. Simplest Song You Just Can't Play?
  113. Packed it in folks...
  114. Dude, you just can't cover...
  115. Anything you sound guys hate?
  116. Musical Terms and Country and Western Definitions
  117. Quarter round
  118. Yeah dude - plug it in!!!!
  119. Janek Gwizdala Channels "The Scream" I just had to post this under humour...
  120. A Gig Story. Sort Of.
  121. The old guy in the band
  122. Something that really disappointed me
  123. Take 20 seconds to help me land a huge gig!
  124. Great gig fail video
  125. Music Festival
  126. Truth In Advertising (For once!)
  127. Walmart Orlando mtg this week
  128. Jam Night - what fun!
  129. worst bass you've ever owned?
  130. Battle of the Bands... 30 Years AFTER High School?
  131. Stupid Craigslist Ads: SATANIC BASS WOOD!!
  132. My first original - be kind. Or add one of your own.
  133. Flying Underwear?
  134. What?!?! You've got to be on crack ebay dude!
  135. Coolest thing anyones said to me after a gig
  136. Gig issue
  137. Dalai Lama in a Pizza shop (2 jokes in 1)
  138. Is there a bass version of this?
  139. He came to see us?
  140. Caption This Photo
  141. Here's to the Band - Intro
  142. The wait for UPS and Fedex
  143. Jam last night...
  144. Song rituals
  145. Not bringing a backup finally bit me in the rear
  146. Keeping cables from popping out on the amp side?
  147. The band of time keepers
  148. Loss of Enthusiasm
  149. The Genesis of "Freebird"!!!!
  150. Funny bass guitar-related scenes
  151. CWB: Catch 22
  152. Hot Mess
  153. Really inappropriate uses of a Bass
  154. Liquid Laughs
  155. Most ridiculous thing happen to you at a gig?
  156. Is it just me or does anyone else hate this line?
  157. uses for old bass strings
  158. Can you top this weird gig story?
  159. Joke time
  160. John Myung said ...
  161. Misheard song titles at a jam
  162. My wife is clearly married to a bass player...
  163. One Man Band tribute song to Mexican P's
  164. What do you guys think of this list?
  165. The moment when I realized...
  166. Do you need that gear decision chart...
  167. I guess somebody has to...
  168. Kind of a crappy gig last night
  169. Anyone Ever Set a Band Leader on Fire?
  170. Just played The Artie Lange Show!
  171. "YOU'RE LATE!"
  172. So, You Wanna Be a 'Pro' Bassist?
  173. Found the Ultimate Pedalboard for guitarists!
  174. Northeast TB'Ers - Did Your Gig(s) Get Cancelled?
  175. 3 j basses, 2 p basses! (Grammys)
  176. This was a first
  177. Big Metal Fan
  178. Bass Fishing
  179. Bassists with Finger *Bling*
  180. My first school dance, the most gear I've ever seen !
  181. The Top 5 Faux Bass Players
  182. Ahh .. To be young and foolish again...
  183. Musicians we all know.
  184. Litmus test for determining if a cover band is any good...
  185. First "rock gig"
  186. Worst band you've ever seen?
  187. How to diss dumb blonde guitarists
  188. Feeling Guilty, Left My Blond Beauty at Home
  189. One for the books...
  190. Chick Corea Elektric Band Shreds
  191. Burning Love Bass Line Story
  192. The Guitard LIVES!
  193. Star Spangled Banner, Sporting Event Version
  194. Trials of a Mid-life Crisis Bass Player...
  195. Strum me a song!!
  196. Slept with Bass Player
  197. I just owned a guitarist
  198. Craigslist - not always bad...
  199. Worst gig experiences number 2!
  200. Not the Jack one thinks of as a bass hero...
  201. Then and now
  202. The one that got away !
  203. bass players selling out
  204. Short Scale Bass
  205. "Chase Away the Blues" concert...
  206. Eden Bass Amp Web Page... Some good laughs!
  207. Is The Black Bass Player Stereotype True?
  208. Best Kijiji Ad Ever LOL ROTFL
  209. Anybody here ever played a "Clothing Optional Gig"?
  210. Want to hear something REALLY obnoxious???
  211. Bass Clef
  212. Basslulz
  213. Join Our Band, Bro
  214. Paulinho Carvalho
  215. I may have a problem
  216. Probably already seen but....
  217. Have you ever been successful with......
  218. One argument against bass solos....
  219. Anyone covering *Trololo*?
  220. Interviewing Bassists Stories Pt. 3
  221. Metal band with no Low End
  222. Mentoring a younger player....
  223. Not always good to listen to Rocco Prestia on the way to the gig
  224. If only all CL bassist wanted ads were this creative
  225. Tried vertical stacking but,,,,,,,,,,,,
  226. Awkward bands
  227. P or J, Rounds or Flats, This or That (jokes)
  228. Played Guitar...
  229. Collateral Damage
  230. First Time On Stage in 25 Years
  231. Playing guitar while reading?
  232. Country Bassist Club
  233. Equip you had in the past...
  234. David Hasselhof's Rock Band 1973
  235. Bassists Look Too Bored
  236. TB gets up an Ubisofter's nose :)
  237. A Bad Joke
  238. Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
  239. 1st "Jazz Jam" today
  240. He who packs first, packs best!
  241. PITA lead singer/guitarist
  242. Another funny Craigslist ad...
  243. My new Invention, "The Mojo Kit."
  244. Here's a new one - competing with dance party right outside
  245. NBD
  246. More Craig'slist fun...
  247. Auto-pilot stage lines?
  248. Bassists look too bored...
  249. The strangest thing happened to me on Craigslist...
  250. Delightful Diva - Not!