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  1. A CELLIST COMPLIMENTED US TODAY!!!
  2. How not to open your bass case
  3. Pachebel Rant
  4. If you've played Beethoven 5th...
  5. New signature
  6. An old bass joke
  7. Great Article From The Onion!
  8. Can yous' take it down an octave...?
  9. Broken neck!
  10. Marriage counsellor
  11. What do you get when
  12. Differece between Blues and Jazz Musicians
  13. mars attacks!
  14. drummers
  15. We don't do opera either
  16. Play your strings with a nail!
  17. Bass Surfing
  18. Song about putting a bass on a plane
  19. Thanks, Francois.
  20. Venus and Mars Harmony Inducer
  21. BG vs. DB
  22. Hans Groiner: The Music of Thelonious Monk
  23. Skating bass trunk - Video clip
  24. Spin / No Spin
  25. Bassball
  26. Surfin' on an upright bass in California! For real!
  27. australian bass
  28. my cartoon
  29. Genesis - a new perspective
  30. Bassist Justin Locke's Crazy Gig Stories book
  31. Aaah... sweet revenge...
  32. how to play bass
  33. pic for answering newbie-questions
  34. Bass Lessons
  35. burger joint
  36. Drum audition
  37. A Funny Forward...
  38. Perfect Strings
  39. A real pro
  40. charlie hadens used strings
  41. All-Star Big Band
  42. A truely captive audience
  43. How many horn-players does it take to change a lightbulb?
  44. Hey! It's the Evolving Bassist!
  45. Gigs Gone Wrong....again
  46. Girl Singers
  47. Frasier and Seinfeld -> DB and Slab
  48. Bass solos
  49. the Gig from hell
  50. Even the French know about drummers....
  51. Jazz Club... Nice!
  52. Brunch Livened Up By Jazz Trio's Violent Breakup
  53. TBDB FAQs
  54. Drum Machine
  55. "Kenny G used to be a real jazz player"
  56. French Bow vs. German bow
  57. That Golden Moment of Silence
  58. Nicknames
  59. What do you get when you drop a grand piano down a mineshaft?
  60. How many bassists have NOT slept in a bass bag?
  61. Dealing with SPAM
  62. You mean the David Lee Roth of bluegrass, is David Lee Roth?
  63. Stupid or otherwise unwise depictions of Double Basses in media, etc.
  64. Ever want to gig in your own bar, with your own rules?
  65. Spade Cooley: King Of Western Swing
  66. Musicians are expert mind readers - MUST READ funny
  67. ?
  68. odd meters
  69. Happy Fishing!
  70. OMG this is funny...
  71. Orchestral Personalities
  72. Bass Strings
  73. Har har har
  74. Viola joke
  75. I do hope this was for April 1st
  76. The Temptation of Jaco-Mo
  77. Funny Bridge
  78. applebees commercial
  79. Orchestral Humor
  80. Wikipedia Double Bass Entry....?
  81. Rosin Pops
  82. What's the difference between a bass and a cello?
  83. A Little Poem Regarding Spell Checkers
  84. Everything you ever wanted to know about technique
  85. Double bass Train Wrecks
  86. jazz geek humor
  87. What did the Deadhead say...
  88. Funny?
  89. Bass game- three degrees of Hinton/Carter/Brown
  90. Jungle drums
  91. yuks
  92. O My God...
  93. drummers
  94. C, an E-flat, and G go into a bar...
  95. Upright bass joke
  96. Now that's a Double Bass
  97. 2 of my favorites...
  98. Meeting between Bassplayer and Göran Person (The king of sweden)
  99. haha yesss
  100. muuuuuuusic joke
  101. Your new favorite song (link)
  102. a bass joke
  103. Mr. Bass Sighted In University City, Missouri
  104. The AI Focus is lighter than most fast foods.
  105. Does art imitate life or...
  106. Playing with drummers....
  107. Three Notes
  108. You know you're a music geek when...
  109. Bedtime story (bass related)
  110. New Yorker piece re Met Auditions
  111. ADD Joke
  112. You're never flushed until you're flushed...
  113. Now THIS is Bass Humor!
  114. The bass audition from hell
  115. Trombone joke
  116. quotes
  117. Men in Coats
  118. An out‑of‑mind experience
  119. How Many
  120. "What I Learned In Jazz Class"
  121. Jam Session Primer by Bill Anschell
  122. The best bassist ever!
  123. Bar Notes
  124. Top Country Songs (sorry no bass content)
  125. Anybody seen the bridge?
  126. "Brown Notes" fact or myth??
  127. So Little Time, So Many Drummers
  128. Don't you ever wish you played flute?
  129. The perfect mod for your vintage upright...
  130. Different Version of an Old Joke
  131. tailgut hijinks
  132. Don't be tirsty, mon!
  133. The Wisdom of Youth
  134. The Bassist & The Violist
  135. The Bassist & The Kid
  136. Handel's Messiah
  137. The Bassist - A Biblico-Musical Parable by Tony Levin
  138. Bassist Infraction Form
  139. Extension Fingering
  140. Political Joke
  141. Mingus and Richard Davis go electric
  142. Botessini, Dragonetti and Bach
  143. Double-bass solo
  144. Bass Section Joke
  145. Vocalist Audition
  146. Funny Stuff
  147. Bass Jokes courtesy of Palin's Travels
  148. Vintage Rosin anyone?
  149. dont you just.......
  150. For doityourselfers...
  151. Bass Player Joke
  152. My evil practical joke
  153. Keep on drumming joke
  154. New joke (hopefully)
  155. Big fiddle?
  156. Expert Neck Repair
  157. Makes a Palatino look like Pollman
  158. Titanic
  159. Bass Joke
  160. Ribbit ribbit...
  161. musician to musician
  162. Musical Terms Commonly Misunderstood by Country Musicians
  163. Superhuman strength
  164. The Very Dry Wit of Paul Desmond
  165. bass humor
  166. new joke!
  167. Can you believe it?
  168. Stone Deaf
  169. Check this out!
  170. A Quartet
  171. Good Music Jokes
  172. The Book of Jobbing: Sidemen
  173. Gig Haiku
  174. The Lowest Of Quality since dec 2000
  175. translator needed
  176. Wedding band joke
  177. Roadies
  178. Yearly Tune Up
  179. Bass joke
  180. Violin/Bass joke
  181. drummer drool
  182. About bass...
  183. Check this out
  184. Nothing about bass, but a good read
  185. Down with the ship
  186. The execution
  187. most amusing concert occurance?
  188. Bass vs Drummer jokes
  189. bad bad bad bad puns
  190. Humour?
  191. Uncharted Territory
  192. For what it's worth
  193. When good symphony players go bad
  194. Are you insane?
  195. Ebony story
  196. Star Spangled Banner - the drummer's view
  197. The Musician
  198. Why it's important to get a DB teacher
  199. Perfect pitch
  200. Over in the DB board...
  201. This could happen.......sure!
  202. How to endear yourself to other Players
  203. Swedish question ;-))
  204. How late does the band play?
  205. marriage counselor
  206. Another Pearly Gates story, recycled.
  207. The Young Lutheran's guide to Bass
  208. good joke!!
  209. Joke
  210. Orchestra joke
  211. Yoda playing bass