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- Venus and Mars Harmony Inducer
- BG vs. DB
- Hans Groiner: The Music of Thelonious Monk
- Skating bass trunk - Video clip
- Spin / No Spin
- Bassball
- Surfin' on an upright bass in California! For real!
- australian bass
- my cartoon
- Genesis - a new perspective
- Bassist Justin Locke's Crazy Gig Stories book
- Aaah... sweet revenge...
- how to play bass
- pic for answering newbie-questions
- Bass Lessons
- burger joint
- Drum audition
- A Funny Forward...
- Perfect Strings
- A real pro
- charlie hadens used strings
- All-Star Big Band
- A truely captive audience
- How many horn-players does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Hey! It's the Evolving Bassist!
- Gigs Gone Wrong....again
- Girl Singers
- Frasier and Seinfeld -> DB and Slab
- Bass solos
- the Gig from hell
- Even the French know about drummers....
- Jazz Club... Nice!
- Brunch Livened Up By Jazz Trio's Violent Breakup
- TBDB FAQs
- Drum Machine
- "Kenny G used to be a real jazz player"
- French Bow vs. German bow
- That Golden Moment of Silence
- Nicknames
- What do you get when you drop a grand piano down a mineshaft?
- How many bassists have NOT slept in a bass bag?
- Dealing with SPAM
- You mean the David Lee Roth of bluegrass, is David Lee Roth?
- Stupid or otherwise unwise depictions of Double Basses in media, etc.
- Ever want to gig in your own bar, with your own rules?
- Spade Cooley: King Of Western Swing
- Musicians are expert mind readers - MUST READ funny
- ?
- odd meters
- Happy Fishing!
- OMG this is funny...
- Orchestral Personalities
- Bass Strings
- Har har har
- Viola joke
- I do hope this was for April 1st
- The Temptation of Jaco-Mo
- Funny Bridge
- applebees commercial
- Orchestral Humor
- Wikipedia Double Bass Entry....?
- Rosin Pops
- What's the difference between a bass and a cello?
- A Little Poem Regarding Spell Checkers
- Everything you ever wanted to know about technique
- Double bass Train Wrecks
- jazz geek humor
- What did the Deadhead say...
- Funny?
- Bass game- three degrees of Hinton/Carter/Brown
- Jungle drums
- yuks
- O My God...
- drummers
- C, an E-flat, and G go into a bar...
- Upright bass joke
- Now that's a Double Bass
- 2 of my favorites...
- Meeting between Bassplayer and Göran Person (The king of sweden)
- haha yesss
- muuuuuuusic joke
- Your new favorite song (link)
- a bass joke
- Mr. Bass Sighted In University City, Missouri
- The AI Focus is lighter than most fast foods.
- Does art imitate life or...
- Playing with drummers....
- Three Notes
- You know you're a music geek when...
- Bedtime story (bass related)
- New Yorker piece re Met Auditions
- ADD Joke
- You're never flushed until you're flushed...
- Now THIS is Bass Humor!
- The bass audition from hell
- Trombone joke
- quotes
- Men in Coats
- An out‑of‑mind experience
- How Many
- "What I Learned In Jazz Class"
- Jam Session Primer by Bill Anschell
- The best bassist ever!
- Bar Notes
- Top Country Songs (sorry no bass content)
- Anybody seen the bridge?
- "Brown Notes" fact or myth??
- So Little Time, So Many Drummers
- Don't you ever wish you played flute?
- The perfect mod for your vintage upright...
- Different Version of an Old Joke
- tailgut hijinks
- Don't be tirsty, mon!
- The Wisdom of Youth
- The Bassist & The Violist
- The Bassist & The Kid
- Handel's Messiah
- The Bassist - A Biblico-Musical Parable by Tony Levin
- Bassist Infraction Form
- Extension Fingering
- Political Joke
- Mingus and Richard Davis go electric
- Botessini, Dragonetti and Bach
- Double-bass solo
- Bass Section Joke
- Vocalist Audition
- Funny Stuff
- Bass Jokes courtesy of Palin's Travels
- Vintage Rosin anyone?
- dont you just.......
- For doityourselfers...
- Bass Player Joke
- My evil practical joke
- Keep on drumming joke
- New joke (hopefully)
- Big fiddle?
- Expert Neck Repair
- Makes a Palatino look like Pollman
- Titanic
- Bass Joke
- Ribbit ribbit...
- musician to musician
- Musical Terms Commonly Misunderstood by Country Musicians
- Superhuman strength
- The Very Dry Wit of Paul Desmond
- bass humor
- new joke!
- Can you believe it?
- Stone Deaf
- Check this out!
- A Quartet
- Good Music Jokes
- The Book of Jobbing: Sidemen
- Gig Haiku
- The Lowest Of Quality since dec 2000
- translator needed
- Wedding band joke
- Roadies
- Yearly Tune Up
- Bass joke
- Violin/Bass joke
- drummer drool
- About bass...
- Check this out
- Nothing about bass, but a good read
- Down with the ship
- The execution
- most amusing concert occurance?
- Bass vs Drummer jokes
- bad bad bad bad puns
- Humour?
- Uncharted Territory
- For what it's worth
- When good symphony players go bad
- Are you insane?
- Ebony story
- Star Spangled Banner - the drummer's view
- The Musician
- Why it's important to get a DB teacher
- Perfect pitch
- Over in the DB board...
- This could happen.......sure!
- How to endear yourself to other Players
- Swedish question ;-))
- How late does the band play?
- marriage counselor
- Another Pearly Gates story, recycled.
- The Young Lutheran's guide to Bass
- good joke!!
- Joke
- Orchestra joke
- Yoda playing bass
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