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A question you don't want the answer to

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Anonymous7, Jan 11, 2014.

  1. Anonymous7

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    Have you ever wanted to ask a question, but didn't because you were scared of what the answer could be?
  2. wild4oldcars

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    "Will you go out with me?"
    "Will you forgive me?"
    and the mother of all, a simple "Why?"
  3. ZenG

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    Is the Universe really dust floating around in some giant vacuum cleaner?
  4. sharkbait130

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    Will I be able to hold this fart till I get out of the bank?:bag:
  5. 96tbird

    96tbird Supporter Supporting Member

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    What if the hokey pokey IS what it's really all about?
  6. bassteban

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    What the hell is this lump?
  7. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister Supporting Member

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    A few times, yes.

    -Mike
  8. peledog

    peledog Supporting Member

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    How much for just one rib?
  9. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS * Supporting Member

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    Lab results?
  10. lowfreq33

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    Disclosures:
    Endorsing Artist: Genz Benz Amplification
    Am I overplaying?
  11. alembicguy

    alembicguy Lone Wolf Miner Supporting Member

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    Is that a pube in my soup
  12. Mike M.

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    Yes, all too often I have.....when I was married.
  13. HaMMerHeD

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    Yeah, pretty much everything I ever asked a woman.
  14. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines I'll hump your leg Supporting Member

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    Am I the biggest you've ever been with?
  15. TOOL460002

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    And on a similar note: "WHERE IS THE NEAREST RESTROOM?!?!??!?"

    I've gotten asking chicks out. All it takes is getting rejected a couple times and you're good. It takes the sting out of it. Just be forward and confident (and prepared for a "No I don't think of you that way"

    Most awkward/scary question ever: "do you want to keep it?" (Especially at 19 when you're living in a dorm room.) Got that one twice within a three month span; scared the crap out of me, but it had to be asked. "Is it mine?" might be a close second.
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    Is it a tumor?
  17. wild4oldcars

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    *when camping*
    Did you hear something? Was that bigfoot? :bag: :D
  18. Richland123

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    What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  19. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Don't be ludicrous Supporting Member

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    African or European?

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