No, no no no. I am not trolling, or being one of those creepy internet guys. I seriously mean this. I was reading a post here and there was some guy saying "Pregnancy is out of the comprehension of any of us" and I was like "Wait wait wait... Are there actually any women between us?" And yeah. Are there? I don't know any female bassists. I have a friend of mine who wanted to switch to bass but she gave up on that idea. I know female bassists exist, and I've seen them on stage. But are there any on the internet? And now, cue all of the "There are no girls on the internet" jokes.