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Awful movies you've seen...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by tplyons, Jan 11, 2014.


  1. tplyons

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    Just finished watching Tactical Assault on Netflix about a psychotic Air Force pilot trying to get revenge on his old partner. One of the worst military movies I've ever seen... USAF pilots getting in MiG-29's and then shown in the air flying F-16's, RPG-7's that sound like shotguns when they're loaded, and operational security that allows a psychotic killer that can not only break into a tank and know how to operate it, but lack of operational security allows him to get in a morphing MiG-29/F-16 and get revenge from the air.

    What awful movies have you seen and why?
     
  2. i_got_a_mohawk

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    I'd have to check back through my Netflix watching, there are so many terrible (often brilliant because of this) films there.
     
  3. Skindie

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    Teeth has got to be one of the worst in my experience. I'm not quite sure on the obscenity rules on the forum so I'll refrain from recounting the plot, but the imdb is well worth a look! :eek:
     
  4. jmattbassplaya

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    What was that Dracula movie with Keanu Reeves? Man, that was bad.
     
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  6. will33

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    Most of them...
     
  7. bassistjoe93

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    Shoot em up stands out as one of the worst I've seen. Horrible cgi, bland narrative, etc.
     
  8. tplyons

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    But it has death by carrot!
     
  9. foal30

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  10. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL A Hard Rockin Lover of GREENBURST Supporting Member

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  11. Hobobob

    Hobobob Don't feed the troll, folks. Supporting Member

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    Now You See Me passed 'so bad it's good' territory straight into 'kill me now'.
     
  12. Stinsok

    Stinsok Supporting Member

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    Heck yeah! There are some really good/awful one liners in it!
     
  13. handofseven

    handofseven Soaking up the cathode rays... Supporting Member

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    "The Postman" (Kevin Costner)... Bleh. It's the only movie I've ever seen where the film broke midway through. People clapped in relief that they might not have to sit through the remainder... Audible groans ensued once the film was repaired and they continued to roll... Smart people cut their losses and left anyway. I was not one of them. :meh:
     
  14. tplyons

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    That one was so bad it was good. I'm looking for movies that are so bad you wish you could get two hours of your life back!
     
  15. Dave W

    Dave W Previously bassgod0dmw Supporting Member

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    Bram Stoker's Dracula?
     
  16. Mike N

    Mike N Missing the old TB Supporting Member

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    +1.
     
  17. Precision101

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    Some parts of that movie are actually hilarious. Ex- "I haven't jacked off since Easter!"
     
  18. Gorn Captain

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    The passion of the christ.
     
  19. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL A Hard Rockin Lover of GREENBURST Supporting Member

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    Highlander 2 was pretty sad.........
     
  20. Gorn Captain

    Gorn Captain Supporting Member

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    The one where they decided the immortals are aliens? That was pretty terrible. They did a "renegade version" where they did their best to take out the nonsensical plot elements. Still a bad movie, but an improvement.
     
  21. RxFunk

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    I thought John Carter was pretty awful.
     

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