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Bad Advice From Some of You Stranger TalkBass Members

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by nutso42, Nov 8, 2012.


  1. Okay. Soo here's the deal I'm looking for [DEL]advice[/DEL] worthless advice from some of you [DEL]older[/DEL] more sarcastic people on here, which shouldn't be too difficult for me to find.

    Anyways my issue is[DEL] life in general, there isn't one big issue right now, no one died, I didn't flunk out of school, nothing like that. I would like to think that everything is going well, I'm in college, I have a job and I would like to think that everything is going right. My issue is that I'm just soo burnt out. It seems like that I never have enough time anymore, which is a conundrum for me because I also seem to be always going broke, or falling behind in a class. It's stressful. It's just depressing to see my friends, going to school and partying all the time having the time of their lives, while I'm struggling. Anyways I'll try to keep this short and sweet[/DEL] nothing really. Just after some useless suggestions.

    Anything?
     
  2. colcifer

    colcifer Esteemed Nitpicker Supporting Member

    Feb 10, 2010
    A Galaxy Far, Far Away
    1 Bring a Robert Hunter lyric to life.
    2 ???
    3 Profit!
     
  3. basscooker

    basscooker Commercial User

    Apr 11, 2010
    cincy ky
    Disclosures:
    Owner, Chopshopamps.com
    buy a computer mouse you can operate with your left hand. enjoy the 'strange'.
     
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  5. ^ Or WA ... ;)
     
  6. chuck norriss

    chuck norriss Banned

    Jan 20, 2011
    Spend all of your money on lap dances & junkfood.
     
  7. droppedurpocket

    droppedurpocket

    Nov 11, 2011
    Plano, TX
    Don't throw rocks in a glass house.
     
  8. colcifer

    colcifer Esteemed Nitpicker Supporting Member

    Feb 10, 2010
    A Galaxy Far, Far Away
    Don't throw glass in a rock house.
     
  9. sandmangeck

    sandmangeck Supporting Member

    Jul 2, 2007
    Colorado
    Never poop where you eat. I unless hotplates are your thing
     
  10. pacojas

    pacojas "FYYA BUN"

    Oct 11, 2009
    MEXICANADAMERICA
    have an affair with some rich cougar!:eek:
     
  11. bassistjoe93

    bassistjoe93 Supporting Member

    Sep 14, 2011
    Egdjd420ficiv jensjaidn420xzdvnmj fici420dnw djd420jcuc @&'&'&420)678904@23-)($&420@!!!*#*'8" sjxjcubdn420xkxksje 42... That's all I know to tell you man.
     
  12. sarcastro83

    sarcastro83

    Jul 27, 2007
    Toronto, ON
    Just put some lipstick on.
     
  13. hdracer

    hdracer Supporting Member

    Feb 15, 2009
    Elk River, MN.
    That is darn good advice for anything!!!
     
  14. Ziltoid

    Ziltoid

    Apr 10, 2009
    Canada
    Empty a big jar of mayonnaise, clean it, put pudding in there, walk around town eating said pudding from mayonnaise jar.
     
  15. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    Groom Lake, NV
    Disclosures:
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    Well, alrighty then. I answered semi-seriously the last time on this one, but if that's not what you want, so be it. Under the circumstances, I'd say you need to go to school, party all the time and have the time of your life. It's idyllic ... at least in your mind. Make sure to do the same drugs they do and drink at least as much alcohol. That'll take care of your depression.

    Either that or chalk it up to teenage angst, get into an emo gestalt, and make a life of it.
     
  16. PWRL

    PWRL

    Sep 15, 2006
    Yonder
    Get a bachelor's degree in art.
     
  17. pocketgroove

    pocketgroove

    Jun 28, 2010
    Detroit
    Come to Detroit and hand-feed peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to the homeless. Then, pat yourself on the back and head home, basking in your own privilege. Once home, change every lightbulb in your house to florescent, then change them back. Petition your city council to change the bulbs in the streetlights to LEDs, then complain that they're too bright and demand their immediate removal.
     
  18. Corbeau

    Corbeau

    Dec 14, 2011
    Australia
    Dress like a unicorn.

    Like this:

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  19. Ziltoid

    Ziltoid

    Apr 10, 2009
    Canada