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Bass Books and DVD's we'll never see

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by mambo4, Mar 27, 2011.

  1. mambo4

    mambo4

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    Bass Books and DVD's we'll never see(feel free to contribute):

    Country Slap Greats
    Top 40 prog hits
    Jeff Berlin Metronome Exercises
    Classic Bheringer Amps
    Complete Music Theory , Tab Edition.
  2. sobie18

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    Not bass-related but I have the Hot Licks "AC/DC Back-up Vocals" instruction VHS.
  3. funkifiedsoul

    funkifiedsoul Supporting Member

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    New "Bass Capo"!
  4. svenbass

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    20 Bass Solos that Girls enjoy.

    The Legend of Fieldy.
  5. MisterFabulous

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    White Stripes: Complete bass tablature
    Sid Vicious Masterclass: Introduction by Gene Simmons (love ya, Gene)
  6. Fassa Albrecht

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    Complete Geddy Lee Bass Techniques.

    Seriously, he admits himself he plays bass 'wrong'.
  7. LegoBass

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    "How to Finger the G-string: The complete guide to getting laid."
    It would come with "How playing Guitar causes STDs.

    I love inapporite jokes. =)
  8. Fassa Albrecht

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    :D This would be sigged if I had enough room.
  9. LegoBass

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    Dang it! My first possible sig and it doesn't fit.
  10. gttim

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    Geddy Lee Teaches the 1-5-1-5 Progression
    Bill Wyman's How to Date Older Women

    A few drummer DVDs:

    Phil Rudd Teaches Advanced Fills
    Rick Allen Claps

    And....

    Stevie Wonder's Color Coded Keyboard System!
    Natalie Wood Swimming for Dummies! (New Edition Forward by Scott Smith)
  11. Sneakypete

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    Bass Pick Collectors Weekly - Christmas Annual.
    1001 things you need to know about 1/4" jack plugs.
    How to win Friends and Influence People - bass-playing for social advancement.
    Avoid Frostbite! - the bass-players guide to fingerless gloves.
    Improve Your Bass Tone - learn how to choose a better colour for the wires in your bass cabs. (come to think of it - that one would probably sell.)
  12. Mr.Hat

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    Nikki Sixx teaches slap bass :D
  13. tsunami1052

    tsunami1052 What the Funk? Supporting Member

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    Advanced Cowbell Techniques now on BluRay.
  14. Beginner Bass

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    Disclosures:
    A&R, Soulless Corporation Records
    Great Pop Basslines of the 21st Century
  15. colcifer

    colcifer Esteemed Nitpicker Supporting Member

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    The Complete Chris Squire - Transcribed And Annotated By Someone With A Life
  16. Fassa Albrecht

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    :D

    Come on, there's nothing wrong with liking Yes....!
  17. 5StringBlues

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    Feildy's Bass Solo Collection,Transcribed For Cello.









    ^ Beauty.........
  18. 5StringBlues

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    "JimmyM's Complete Guide To Transistor Amps And Superlightweight Bass Cabinets"
  19. Fassa Albrecht

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    Come on, as a Def Leppard fan I find the Rick Allen one mean...













    ...and kinda funny. I am a terrible person.
  20. MRDOOM

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    Dream Theater made easy.

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