Basses Compared to Cars

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Jipley0, Mar 27, 2014.


  1. Jipley0

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    I'm probably completely off with this whole concept, but it seems like a funny idea. I'm trying to compare basses with automotive manufacturers.

    When I started to think about it, Fender seemed to remind me of Ford. Fenders were original, innovative, and relatively inexpensive. I'm thinking Music Man basses are like Chevrolets in the fact that they are reliable and also fairly common. Ibanez instantly reminded me of Toyota due to their manufacturing in Japan and wide range of quality (200$ starter bass to 1600$ Prestige models).

    Then it started getting foggy and I was just making random connections. I think LTD basses (excluding the ESP counterpart, not sure where they end up) are most similar to KIAs. They're inexpensive and often people think they're the best bang for your buck if you're starting out.

    Sadowsky = Mercedes
    Fodera =BMW
    And IMHO Dingwall = (insert favorite car here)
     
  2. dalkowski

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    Music Man deserves better: Lexus or at the very least Acura.
     
  3. frnjplayer

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    My TRB4 is kind of like an old Porsche 911. A bit beat up and no longer the best looking car on the road but the mechanicals are perfect and it's a blast to drive.. the OLP 5? More of a 4X4. It feels big and solid and can go anywhere but it isn't a sports car.
     
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    Fender = Ford is right on the mark. Because the P-bass is the Ford T-model - and it shows how conservative bass players are - if this mentality were valid for the car buying public Ford would still be making T-Fords and T-Ford derivatives as their main product. (as no doubt Ford would it like to be) :)

    Based on that I'd say Sadowsky is Cadillac and Alembic is Duesenberg.

    I cant think of any bass brand where the engineering quality and forward thinking design meets commercial success and public acceptance on the level of BMW and Mercedes.
     
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  6. Jipley0

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    The reason I related Music Man to Chevrolet is because of how reliable they are, and how long they've been used. Both Lexus and Acura are owned by larger companies (Toyota and Honda respectively) so I can see where you're coming from. Maybe a more fitting description is Sterling = Chev and Cadillac = MM (both owned by GM).

    And on that note, I also think Yamaha = Honda. Again with location of manufacturing, wide variety of quality and also how they produce multiple different goods. Lawnmowers for Honda and other musical instruments for Yamaha, haha.
     
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    Kala U-Bass == Smart Car
     
  8. George Himmel

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    It's funny, I do this all the time. Especially with smaller European makers, since there are so many small, independent exotic car workshops in Europe!
     
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    Could this be subliminal?
    Fender/Ford=Mustang
    MusicMan/Chevy=Stingray;)

    I think a Ric could be a diesel pick-up.
     
  10. dalkowski

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    Carl Thompson = Maybach.

    I'm out.
     
  11. Jipley0

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    Yes!! You caught on! :D Ric being a diesel pickup makes sense, but they don't make enough other instruments to categorize under automotive companies, North American anyway.
     
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    Fender, Musicman, G&L = Ford, Lincoln, Mercury
     
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    Hey that works.

    I'd say the Fender P is more akin to the F-150; model Ts were obviously superseded, but the basic truck has been around for like forever.
     
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    Squier = Toyota
    Fodera = Ferrari, not BMW (Vinnie would agree)
     
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    Warwick=Audi. Both made in Germany. Both are on the higher end of the scale, but there's still basses/cars that are better/more luxurious (Alembic, Fodera/Rolls Royce, Bentley)
     
  16. Jipley0

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    You're getting into company histories where I'm unsure of what Fender actually owns and doesn't own so I'll just have to nod and agree. :oops:


    This is exactly what I was going for! Entire companies related to other companies. :D
     
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    Haha! Right on the money!
     
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    Rickenbacker is clearly DeLorean.
     
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    No Way ! Rics are like an old muscle car. No longer the fastest or the most comfortable, but you still stop and admire it driving by
     
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    Spector= ferarri. Sleek, sexy powerful, timeless, old yet modern high quality distinctive engine note and bad ass!
     

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