BASSES DON'T CARE !

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by THORRR, Jan 3, 2013.


  1. THORRR

    THORRR Supporting Member Supporting Member

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    for those of you who may have never seen this before:

    Basses don't care how many other Basses you've played.
    Basses don't care how many other Basses you have.
    Basses don't care if you look at other Basses.
    Basses don't care if you buy Bass magazines.
    Basses don't get pregnant.
    Basses don't get headaches.
    A Bass has a volume knob.
    You can share your Bass with your friends.
    You can play your Bass any time of the month.
    Basses don't have parents.
    Your Bass won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
    You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bass.
    You can play your Bass as long as you want and it won't get sore.
    You can stop playing your Bass as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
    Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Bass after you dump it.
    Basses don't insult you if you're a bad player.
    Your Bass never wants a night out with the other Basses.
    Basses don't care if you're late.
    You don't have to take a shower before you play your Bass.
    If your Bass doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
    You can play your Bass the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
    You can go to a Bass shop and play all the Basses you want for free.
    You can take lessons on how to play a Bass without feeling embarrassed.
    You can borrow a Bass without worrying about who borrowed it before you.
    A Bass doesn't take half of everything you own when you get rid of it.

    :bag:
  2. awesomesawyer

    awesomesawyer

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    made my day! xD
  3. Kenzy

    Kenzy

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    I love this. :D
  4. VinKreepo

    VinKreepo

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    I wonder what my fiance would think... :bag:

    lol THIS IS GOLD!!!
  5. Wallace320

    Wallace320

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    But I keep enough humor to thank you for the funny moment...

    yet basses don't make love to you and don't give you children,
    that's what my wife's for:scowl:

    ... she got it disclosed:bawl:

    Cheers,
    Wallace
  6. Nashrakh

    Nashrakh

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    Surely meant in a lighthearted manner but this is so wrong on so many levels, and by that I don't mean the literal statements as a bass has neither agency nor consciousness.

    Maybe I'm just humorless.
  7. HIaWATTha

    HIaWATTha

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    :D LoL

    Funny, but no bass can ever replace my wife! :)
  8. Kenzy

    Kenzy

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    You may yet be surprised :D
  9. jlepre

    jlepre

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    The lament of a lonely man...
  10. Wallace320

    Wallace320

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    "no bass can ever replace my son", that's why I hold my wife on:meh:

    my wife can go (without my son) whenever she wants:smug:

    Cheers,
    Wallace
  11. HIaWATTha

    HIaWATTha

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    words :)
  12. Templar

    Templar Supporting Member

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    Dude...Hamburg Germany. Duh, right? ;)
  13. guitardefector

    guitardefector

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    Too funny! Basses and cats have a lot in common.
  14. AudioDwebe

    AudioDwebe Supporting Member

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    Maybe I'm just in a down mood or feeling my age, but I find this really sad.

    A bass is just a bass.
  15. foq1978

    foq1978

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    I don't want to sound cranky, but should't this post be on Bass Humor & Gig Stories?
  16. MoeGJBeener

    MoeGJBeener Supporting Member

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    if it wasnt for my woman, i wouldn't have my bass. and my bass doesnt have a wet hole anywhere! i looked... nothing.
  17. THORRR

    THORRR Supporting Member Supporting Member

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    FWIW - next week I celebrate my 30th wedding anniversary;
    I have a wife that supports everything to do with me making music;
    We even met through my music many years ago;
    And I've been playing bass for over 40 years;
    And I just got my first Sadowsky which she was thrilled for me to have;

    She thought the bit was funny.

    I am a lucky man, indeed.

    :bassist:
  18. PDQbass

    PDQbass

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    Pretty sexist and not that funny.
  19. SolarMan

    SolarMan Supporting Member

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    My wife and I both found that to be pretty funny!

    (great wife + great bass = bliss)

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