Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Figas, Nov 22, 2012.

  1. Figas


    Sep 8, 2008
    Don't know if anyone has done this yet (if so, delete this), but I find this essential and relevant.

    I'll start:

    There's no reason to play metal with a Les Paul bass. It's pointless.
  2. That's pretty low down.

  3. iiipopes


    May 4, 2009
    Bass players make the best lovers 'cause they know how to manipulate G...strings.
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  5. Wow.

    What I'm trying to say is, bassically, these are really bad puns.
  6. Bassist4Eris

    Bassist4Eris Frat-Pack Sympathizer

    Aug 11, 2012
    Plus we go deeper.
  7. I was offered the chance to learn guitar or bass. I chose not to pick guitar.

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