Best Obituary Ever

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  1. DerHoggz

    DerHoggz I like cats :| Banned

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  2. fishtx

    fishtx Supporting Member

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    From the Movie "Tombstone:

    "Here lies Les Moore...took 4 slugs from a .44...No Les, No Moore"
  3. Unprofessional

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    "There will be no viewing since his wife refuses to honor his request to have him standing in the corner of the room with a glass of Jack Daniels in his hand so he would appear natural to visitors."
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    "Everyone who remembers him is asked to celebrate Walt’s life in their own way; raising a glass of their favorite drink in his memory would be quite appropriate."

    "Instead of flowers, Walt would hope that you will do an unexpected and unsolicited act of kindness for some poor unfortunate soul in his name."

    This stuff is classic. I will probably steal it for my final instructions.
  4. Tony B. Filthy

    Tony B. Filthy Supporting Member

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    He definitely seemed like he enjoyed his stay here on Planet Earth!
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  6. Slade N

    Slade N sunn #91 AZ Bands #? Supporting Member

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    how often you do you read obits?
  7. Lazarevicmass

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    There will be no viewing since his wife refuses to honor his request to have him standing in the corner of the room with a glass of Jack Daniels in his hand so he would appear natural to visitors.

    That is the best, i gotta remember that :)
  8. will33

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    When I die, I'm going to instruct that I be taken to a taxidermist and stuffed in a standing position, then placed toward the back of the stage with bass in hands, looking down, at see how long it takes people to notice.

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