Okay, so I moved to Arizona recently from Pennsylvania. My trusty little [del]pain in the ass[/del] Miniature Dachshund named Nico obviously came with me. He's 8 or 9 years old (he was a shelter rescue, so I'm not entirely sure). He's in perfect health, and had a physical before I moved. Wulp, since moving, he's been messing on my floor. Pooping, peeing, it doesn't matter. I think he'd spew cerebrospinal fluid on the floor if he could. He's primarily done it when no one is home, but he has peed right in front of me as well. Most recently during the superbowl. Apparently he's a Broncos fan! I'm rather sure this is a behavioral issue related to the significant life changes he's endured in moving. New house, new climate, etc. The odd part is he didn't do it (to my knowledge) for the first month or even longer since the move. Over the past few weeks it's been pretty consistent. My question to the pet pros out there is what can I do to rectify it. I pondered killing him, but that would be messy. So, any help would be appreciated. I mean, how can you say no to this face???