This is a real post, not a joke. Mods, feel free to move this if there is a better place for it. I bought my wife a bass and a rig at the end of last year to teach her bass. I was hoping that a hobby would take her mind off of the fact that we were having trouble getting pregnant. Plus, then I would have someone to jam with playing the drums. Of course, now she is pregnant! Can a pregnant woman play the bass? I say no (it just seems physically impossible) but thought I'd ask to see if anyone knew something I did not. Thanks!