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Christmas gift tips

Discussion in 'Basses [BG]' started by Ibby, Dec 1, 2013.

  1. Ibby

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    So first of all, I'm posting this under basses, since i wasn't exactly sure where it should go, and i figured I would probably get the most replies here :)

    So here's the dildo, Christmas is coming up as I'm sure you all know, and my parents have been asking me what i want for Christmas (keep in mind that i am only 18, so they will still give me gifts as per usual). Now obviously i want something bass related, but I can't ask them for a whole new bass, since the ones i want are mighty expensive, and i already have 5 :p. So my question to you guys is; what would you guys give a bassist, or want as a bassist, for Christmas?

    I already have some ideas, which include; the Soundblox pro envelope filter, maybe a drum machine?

    When writing ideas, please make them specific, not just : "pedals" :D

    Thanks in advance guys!
  2. Kmonk

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    Here's the WHAT?
  3. M.R. Ogle

    M.R. Ogle Supporting Member

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    ...I dunno... but I hope that's not on MY Christmas list!
  4. godofthunder59

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    hahaha careful what you wish for!
  5. M.R. Ogle

    M.R. Ogle Supporting Member

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    Does this mean anything ELSE that I'm not aware of?


    If not, eeewwwwww!
  6. Kmonk

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    Maybe someone should buy him a copy of Naked Lunch written by William Burroughs. That's how Steely Dan got their name. Maybe he is hoping to join them someday.
  7. rstellar13

    rstellar13 Sarcastic Panda Supporting Member

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    Sir I believe you said dildo.
  8. Ponsonby_Britt

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    Won't be asking for a Stick-O-Johnson anytime soon, but if you're in a generous spirit, a BOSS CEB-3.
  9. PAC

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    How about some nose candy and a hooker?
    There, someone had too say it.
    Or, a MXR Octave deluxe or envelope pedal.

    Paul

    :bassist:
  10. Ibby

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    It's a joke that Ray William Johnson made, thought someone might get the reference. Sorry for distracting you from the actual question..
  11. Kmonk

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    Who?
  12. Ibby

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    Thanks for the MXR tip :D
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    how about nice fuzz pedal like the blackout musket or wren and cuff pickle pie b
  14. Ibby

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    The 10th most subscribed youtube channel, with 10.5 million subscribers. But i dont blame you for not knowing who he is :)
  15. M.R. Ogle

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    ... no one under 25 will get that. I have kids, they kinda know who he is.

    Kids.

    Dildo.

    ....ewwww!
  16. godofthunder59

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    "Gift tips" Bwhahahahahahahaha :D Maybe you should just ask for a case of batteries.
  17. Ibby

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    Feels like this turned into a thread about dildos.. My apologies to anyone who got offended by it, seems I have failed miserably with my attempted joke:crying:
  18. godofthunder59

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    Sorry man I'm to busy making myself laugh. How about a good distortion pedal? Stands, strings and extra straps? I like each bass I own to have its own strap. Do you have a case for each bass you own?
  19. Ibby

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    Yeah those are great ideas, who doesn't need extra strings? I actually have straps for 4 out of my 5, but the 5th i never use so i don't mind. I don't have any cases, only gig bags, 3 of them.
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    FWIW, I actually understood the reference (then again, I'm 18...and I know who RWJ is :smug:).

    As for presents, ask for straps/a case/other accessories. Maybe ask for pickups if you've been thinking of replacing the stock ones in one of your basses.

    I have a similar problem...might ask for a Warmoth gift certificate (because I want to build a short scale), but I don't know.

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