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CLEANS & DIRTIES

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by PAC, Dec 15, 2013.

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  1. PAC

    PAC

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    Desk is a clean. Drawers is a dirty.
    Hotel is a clean. Motel is a dirty.
    Nail is a clean. Screw is a dirty.
    Milk is a clean. Cream is a dirty.

    Get the idea.

    Paul

    :D
  2. DerHoggz

    DerHoggz I like cats :| Supporting Member

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  4. PAC

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    Derhoggz is a clean. Ziltoid is a dirty.

    How 'bout now?

    Paul

    :p
  5. DerHoggz

    DerHoggz I like cats :| Supporting Member

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    I appreciate it, but still no clue.
  6. wild4oldcars

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    Ive spent entirely too much time trying to figure out this riddle. Ill come back in a few hours, maybe someone smarter than I can decipher it.

    Tbh, I thought this thread would be about laundry...
  7. bassteban

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    I'm dirty, inside and out.
  8. FilterFunk

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    Strip mall is a clean. Strip club is a dirty.

    Have I got the general idea?
  9. carl h.

    carl h.

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    c a r r o t s
  10. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines I'll hump your leg Supporting Member

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    Clean: my boxers
    Dirty: the skidmark in my boxers
  11. Ziltoid

    Ziltoid Supporting Member

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    I'm dirty?
  12. PAC

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    Your starting to get the idea now.

    Lettuce is a clean. Cucumber is a dirty.
    Button is a clean. Zipper is a dirty.

    Paul

    :rolleyes:
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    I still don't get it, but I had a bunch of wine at lunch.
  14. PAC

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    No just kidding.

    Ziltoid is a clean. The one that shall not be mentioned is a dirty.

    Paul

    ;-/
  15. Ziltoid

    Ziltoid Supporting Member

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    I'm clean?
  16. PAC

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    What would you like to be. Give it a try.

    Paul

    :p
  17. Ziltoid

    Ziltoid Supporting Member

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    I'm a flamboyant unicorn.
  18. RxFunk

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    I've suspected as much.
  19. bassteban

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    I wanna ride
  20. Ziltoid

    Ziltoid Supporting Member

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    Let's disco.
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