How do you a defuse a nuclear bomb, that has been planted in the basement of an elementary school by a diabolical genius. Remember, he said NO COPS or he will detonate remotely, and it's on a timer, too. I figure this is the best forum for advice like this. There's a red wire, a green wire, another red wire, a red and green wire, a yellow wire, a plaid wire, a bare wire that is glowing a bit, a thingamabob, a doohickey, and some sort of thing that spins around and makes kind of a whirring noise. I have a pliers, a Swiss Army knife, about 1/2 a pound of blue Play-Doh, and seven Hostess Cupcakes with a sell by date of 3/12/82. Any advice would be helpful.