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From a Philly CL Ad "Looking to start a METAL band!??"

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by BobWestbrook, Aug 5, 2013.

  1. BobWestbrook

    BobWestbrook Mr. Supporting Member

    Makes sense to me. It's metal, right? ;)

  2. Mike11121

    Mike11121 Supporting Member

    Sep 17, 2007
    Very harsh generalisation, Bob.My first thought was "Boy Band".
  3. BobWestbrook

    BobWestbrook Mr. Supporting Member

    It's what they call "humor", Mike. See, if you want to make fun of blues or anything I play, I'll laugh it off.

    Lighten up.
  4. waynobass

    waynobass Supporting Member

    Feb 27, 2008
    Metal and blues both suck!

  5. BobWestbrook

    BobWestbrook Mr. Supporting Member

    Well, you're from Texas, so...

  6. Mike11121

    Mike11121 Supporting Member

    Sep 17, 2007
    Sorry Bob - I actually wrote that post with a smile on my face (ie I got the joke), not as an attack. Prolly should have used a ;)
  7. winstonthecat

    winstonthecat Supporting Member

    May 21, 2007
    Bay Area, CA
    Actually, a boy band ad would say "Between ages 15 & 17"
  8. Well, they've declared what they want and gave you an idea of the skills the current members possess. Read, chuckle to yourself and move on to the next ad.
  9. BassCliff


    May 17, 2012
    So. Cal.

    "No experience necessary. Will train.", perhaps? Just turn it all the way up and strum as fast as you can. No problem.


    Thank you for your indulgence,

  10. HeavyJazz77

    HeavyJazz77 Supporting Member

    Jan 26, 2013
    Should never have sold my NS CR4M...
    And it's in Philly which would suggest potential rehearsal times being any hour given the unemployment rate... Rock it!
  11. Webtroll

    Webtroll Rolling for initiative Supporting Member

    Apr 23, 2006
    Austin, TX
    So... he's AWESOME!
  12. BobWestbrook

    BobWestbrook Mr. Supporting Member

    ... says a troll with blue hair.
  13. Stormchaser


    Jul 16, 2013
    ...then a death blues band could create a rift in the space/time continum that may have the potential to make the world implode! :eek:
  14. BobWestbrook

    BobWestbrook Mr. Supporting Member

  15. emblymouse

    emblymouse do not reuscitate Supporting Member

    Jan 22, 2006
    W' Sconsin
    Endorsing Artist Lakland**Bag End**Schroeder
    Hey, it worked pretty well with Paul Simonon in the Clash.
  16. I reckon "waynobass" has the emphasis on "waynotaste".
  17. fhm555

    fhm555 So FOS my eyes are brown Supporting Member

    Feb 16, 2011
    Was looking through the local CL today and saw an ad from someone wanting to be my (and your) music perducer.

    Just to make sure it was not a random typo I opened the ad and it was intentional.

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