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Fun things to do when you're OLD

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by bassteban, Dec 6, 2012.

  1. bassteban

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    You kids might think getting old sucks. Well, it does- it really does- but it has it's benefits. Here are a few pleasant activities for you to look forward to...
    1. Making it to the bathroom in time
    2. Knowing it(getting old and crusty)happens to most everyone
    3. Not caring on a much greater level than ever before

    Fellow oldsters, please feel free to add!
  2. DwaynieAD

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  3. bassteban

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    Alright, Mr Sunshine
  4. Oneirogenic

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    I hear prostate exams are fun.
  5. agent77

    agent77 Tin Foil Hat Wearer Supporting Member

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    4. Bragging about how much snow there was when you had to walk to school
    5. Yelling at kids that walk on your lawn, and letting them know that you know that they're trying to steal your apples.
    6. Chewing with your mouth open.
    7. Senior discounts- because you can remember when coffee cost a nickel.
  6. Relic

    Relic Cow are you? Supporting Member

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    8) farting. Before it just used to be for fun, now I take my (f)artistry quite seriously.
  7. agent77

    agent77 Tin Foil Hat Wearer Supporting Member

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    Don't forget that when you're in a nursing home then you can slap every hot, young nurse on the butt......Hey, you're old and don't know any better (hehe).
  8. Richland123

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    Start a collection of the neighbor kids toys that end up in your yard.
  9. nortonrider

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    Drive around with your blinker on.
  10. MonetBass

    MonetBass ♫ Just listen ♪ Supporting Member

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    If you find any nursing homes that actually have hot, young nurses, let me know. The few times I've been to assisted living facilities, the nurses I saw were far from attractive. :eek:
  11. 1958Bassman

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    I hear there's a lot of boinking going on in retirement communities and STDs are a big problem. Seriously.
  12. Jools4001

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    Depends how old you are. There comes a point where you can't trust that it will just be a fart
  13. Tat2dHeart

    Tat2dHeart Gold Supporting Member

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    Truth. Also check out the deed restricted 55+ communities - there's one here in Florida that's rumored to have the highest rate of STDs in the nation.
  14. Relic

    Relic Cow are you? Supporting Member

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  15. bassbully

    bassbully Endorsed by The PHALEX CORN BASS..mmm...corn! Supporting Member

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    Counting how many times my joints crack is a hoot :D
  16. HaMMerHeD

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    Of all the things elderly people do, I think I envy their narcolepsy most.

    They seem to be able to fall asleep in just about any environment. I have a very hard time falling asleep, and naps used to be one of my favorite daytime activities.
  17. Biggbass

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    acquire all the cool gear you wish you could have had when you were young!
  18. Jim Nazium

    Jim Nazium Supporting Member

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    Take naps in the afternoon.
    Watch political talk shows on TV and yell at them.
    Heat your swimming pool to 80 degrees.
  19. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME! Supporting Member

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    I know a hot young nurse who works in assisted living homes.
  20. Baer

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    - Repeat things you just said a minute ago.
    - Repeat things you've previously said.

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