Game thread: Best 5-word responses

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  1. HereIGoAgain

    HereIGoAgain

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    Let's have some fun here. Post a question that annoys you and the best 5-word answer.

    Rules: answer must be exactly 5 words. Don't intentionally bait anyone.

    I'll go first with a few:

    Q: Will I damage my cab by underpowering it?
    A: Myth. Don't worry about it.

    Q: How much is my such-and-such year Les Paul worth?
    A: Keep your job. Millions exist.

    Q: Are the best bass players black?
    A: Don't know. Ask Stu Hamm.

    Q: What's the best bass for praise and worship?
    A: Any that works, I guess.

    Let 'er rip guys. :D :D :D

    :bassist:
     
  2. bassfran

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    Q; What's the best bass for metal?

    A; Black one with pointy headstock.
     
  3. BryanM

    BryanM Supporting Member

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    Q: Which is better, 4 string, 5 string etc?

    A: If it plays, play it.
     
  4. joebar

    joebar Supporting Member

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    Q: which is better, fender or warwick?
    A: seriously? i would pick carrots
     
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  6. Drunk Heffalump

    Drunk Heffalump Tone that I have. Skill? Oh, that? Well....

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    Q: Carrots carrots everywhere and not a drop to drink
    A: Wait, what was the question?

    :D
     
  7. pocketgroove

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    Q: Will flats/rounds/half-rounds/quarter-rounds give me more of the sound I'm looking for?

    A: Just use rubber bands instead.
     
  8. superiorpine

    superiorpine Superiorpine Gold Supporting Member

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    Q: What combination of effect pedals, when combined with my chambered body fretless strung with tape-wounds will give me an upright sound?

    A. Learn to play an upright.
     
  9. Richland123

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    Q: FREEBIRD (more of a statement than a question)

    A: WE DON"T PLAY THAT SONG!
     
  10. bassteban

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    FREEBIRD!
    Did you just say *Bieber*?
     
  11. bassfran

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    I am definitely using this one henceforth. Kudos, Fine Sir!
     
  12. Richland123

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    We say, "Did you say Reverb?, Yeah, we can turn the reverb up."
     
  13. HereIGoAgain

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    Q: Aren't most bass players just guitar players who couldn't make it?
    A: Up yours where it hurts.

    Q: Our guitar player's girlfriend/wife/friend-with-benefits started showing up to our practices. Are we done as a band?
    A: Do bears go in forests?

    Q: I turned my amp off, and the soundguy still told me I was too loud. What do I do?
    A: Hire a real soundman soon.
     
  14. MrMeacham

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    Q: The wife asks about the new gear
    A: You mean this old stuff?

    Q: She says she's never seen it before
    A: I leave it at practice

    Q: She wants to know why I brought it home
    A: I don't like my sound

    Q: She says shes glad we're not wasting money on new equipment
    A: Right, we can't afford it

    Q: She closes the door and tells me to have fun
    A: Thanks honey, I love you

    Q: She goes to the computer and checks the bank account
    A: I always pay with cash
     

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