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Handerpants?!

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Axtman, Dec 16, 2012.


  1. Axtman

    Axtman Supporting Member

    Mar 3, 2008
    Seattle, Washington
  2. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    Groom Lake, NV
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    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
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  4. I would but them if they didn't look like underwear, but I guess that's their point!:meh:
     
  5. Floyd Eye

    Floyd Eye Banned

    Feb 21, 2010
    St. Louis
    Stupidest things ever.
     
  6. Auguste

    Auguste

    Apr 5, 2012
  7. I would not be so quick to dismiss the possibility that there might be cold-weather outdoor gig uses for them.
     
  8. hdracer

    hdracer Supporting Member

    Feb 15, 2009
    Elk River, MN.
    If you use them for driving you will get skid marks on them.....
     
  9. There are plenty of fingerless gloves out there that don't look like underwear that work just fine. Sure, they are typically not form-fitting, which would be nice, but if you just try some out, you're sure to find a pair that doesn't hinder your playing. I actually picked up a pair of fingerless gloves for 3 bucks that keep my hands warm and allow me to play with my usual dexterity.
     
  10. Richland123

    Richland123

    Apr 17, 2009
    Are those the best fingerless gloves for metal?
     
  11. hahaha
     
  12. jaxom

    jaxom

    Aug 31, 2008
    New Castle, PA
    I don't wear underwear..
     
  13. I will stick with 'going commando'.
     
  14. I really hope to see nothing more idiotic today, although such a thing would have to just comical
     
  15. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    Groom Lake, NV
    Disclosures:
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    I'm going to get some just to bug my teenage daughter. I think I'll get the matching cap, too.
     
  16. bolophonic

    bolophonic

    Dec 10, 2009
    Durham, NC
    I gave a pair of handerpants to my brother-in-law a couple of years ago. I saw them in the store and thought they were the funniest thing on earth.

    I'm sure they went straight into the trash when he opened them.
     
  17. I'm getting at least two - I have some "white elephant" parties to go to. Perfect!

    Anyone watch the commercial? It was pretty funny.... It's good for retirees, the elderly and old people!

    Handerpants, Handerpants, Handerpants!
     
  18. walterw

    walterw Supportive Fender Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 20, 2009
    "non-toxic"

    "distracts enemies"
     
  19. JamesGoodall

    JamesGoodall

    Aug 29, 2011
    Dallas
  20. tink9975

    tink9975 Supporting Member

    Aug 10, 2006
    MoCo, MD
    these are definitely going into some stockings this year...
     
  21. Bassmanbob

    Bassmanbob Supporting Member

    OMG! I wasn't even thinking of getting them, but I am now!:D
     



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