Handerpants?!

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Axtman, Dec 16, 2012.


  1. Axtman

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    I would but them if they didn't look like underwear, but I guess that's their point!:meh:
     
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    Stupidest things ever.
     
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    I would not be so quick to dismiss the possibility that there might be cold-weather outdoor gig uses for them.
     
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    If you use them for driving you will get skid marks on them.....
     
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    There are plenty of fingerless gloves out there that don't look like underwear that work just fine. Sure, they are typically not form-fitting, which would be nice, but if you just try some out, you're sure to find a pair that doesn't hinder your playing. I actually picked up a pair of fingerless gloves for 3 bucks that keep my hands warm and allow me to play with my usual dexterity.
     
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    Are those the best fingerless gloves for metal?
     
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    hahaha
     
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    I don't wear underwear..
     
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    I will stick with 'going commando'.
     
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    I really hope to see nothing more idiotic today, although such a thing would have to just comical
     
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    I'm going to get some just to bug my teenage daughter. I think I'll get the matching cap, too.
     
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    I gave a pair of handerpants to my brother-in-law a couple of years ago. I saw them in the store and thought they were the funniest thing on earth.

    I'm sure they went straight into the trash when he opened them.
     
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    I'm getting at least two - I have some "white elephant" parties to go to. Perfect!

    Anyone watch the commercial? It was pretty funny.... It's good for retirees, the elderly and old people!

    Handerpants, Handerpants, Handerpants!
     
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    "non-toxic"

    "distracts enemies"
     
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    these are definitely going into some stockings this year...
     
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    OMG! I wasn't even thinking of getting them, but I am now!:D
     

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