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Handerpants?!

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Axtman, Dec 16, 2012.

  1. Axtman

    Axtman Supporting Member

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  2. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

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    They are now.
  3. Matt Lake

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    I would but them if they didn't look like underwear, but I guess that's their point!:meh:
  4. Floyd Eye

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    Stupidest things ever.
  5. Auguste

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    No chance
  6. plankspanker13

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    I would not be so quick to dismiss the possibility that there might be cold-weather outdoor gig uses for them.
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    If you use them for driving you will get skid marks on them.....
  8. Kenzy

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    There are plenty of fingerless gloves out there that don't look like underwear that work just fine. Sure, they are typically not form-fitting, which would be nice, but if you just try some out, you're sure to find a pair that doesn't hinder your playing. I actually picked up a pair of fingerless gloves for 3 bucks that keep my hands warm and allow me to play with my usual dexterity.
  9. Richland123

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    Are those the best fingerless gloves for metal?
  10. backup

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    hahaha
  11. jaxom

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    I don't wear underwear..
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    I will stick with 'going commando'.
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    I really hope to see nothing more idiotic today, although such a thing would have to just comical
  14. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

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    I'm going to get some just to bug my teenage daughter. I think I'll get the matching cap, too.
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    I gave a pair of handerpants to my brother-in-law a couple of years ago. I saw them in the store and thought they were the funniest thing on earth.

    I'm sure they went straight into the trash when he opened them.
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    I'm getting at least two - I have some "white elephant" parties to go to. Perfect!

    Anyone watch the commercial? It was pretty funny.... It's good for retirees, the elderly and old people!

    Handerpants, Handerpants, Handerpants!
  17. walterw

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    "non-toxic"

    "distracts enemies"
  18. JamesGoodall

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    "sanitary handshakes"
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    these are definitely going into some stockings this year...
  20. Bassmanbob

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    OMG! I wasn't even thinking of getting them, but I am now!:D

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