Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by MAJOR METAL, Jun 22, 2013.
Have you ever proposed and been turned down?
Yes Betty White she called me a gold digger
I wish I had......
I'm far too sensible to ask a girl such a silly question, it's also a lose-lose question
I had the wrong one say "yes" once....
Never proposed marriage before, but I did get turned down for a grilled cheese sandwich by a chick that has slept with everyone I know. That really hurt.
I had a girlfriend tell me "it's time for you to make a decision." She's no longer my girlfriend and she's not my wife.
Sofia Vergara turned me down. She gave me the whole lame..."But you're married" excuse. Seriously, like THAT should get in the way....am I right?
There was a great youtube of a guy getting rejected on the jumbotron. Loved it.
I mean, seriously. This chick had like NO standards in men. So why can't I have a grilled cheese sandwich? What, am I ugly or something? Is that what she was trying to say? I'm ugly?
I don't believe in marriage, so it's very unlikely it will ever happen to me.
Maybe she's just lazy. A grilled cheese takes effort. Boning your friends probably didn't.
I've asked 3 girls to marry me. The 1st one said "yes", but changed her mind after a few months (definitely best for both of us). The 2nd said "no" (also, best for both of us). The 3rd one never actually answered, but moved out of state so I took that as "No".
No doubt she's just lactose intolerant Bloodhammer, I'm sure you are a remarkably handsome and talented man
She has a small mouth?
I proposed to a girl once and she said yes but a bit later I ended up having to call the cops on her and it all went down hill from there...
Please please share
After I proposed to my wife one of her colleagues told her to never say yes to the first guy that proposes. How right her colleague was!
You poor bastard, my heart breaks for you. That is the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Why does it have to be this way?
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