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He And She

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Lazylion, Sep 14, 2012.

  1. Lazylion

    Lazylion Goin ahead on wit my bad self! Supporting Member

    Jan 25, 2006
    Frederick MD USA
    This morning, my baby said to me:
    "The way men think is annoying."
    I said:
    "I'm just glad to be accused of thinking!"

  2. Mr L

    Mr L

    Jul 22, 2012
    Vancouver BC
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  4. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Thats a good comeback.

    Personally, I find being lumped into a generalization annoying.
  5. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    My wife always asks me what I'm thinking about. Frequently the answer is nothing. For some reason she doesn't believe that this is even remotely possible, and keeps pressing me to tell her like I'm keeping a big fat secret.

    Women don't seem to realize that a man can sit quietly with a dopey look on his face and actually have his brain in neutral.

    I hypothesize that this must mean that a woman is constantly thinking about something, and absolutely never thinking about nothing.

    Hmmmmmmmmm........ I may just have to start my own thread with a poll........
  6. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    It's possible to think about nothing. Seinfeld made millions on a show about nothing.

  7. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

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  8. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    Ah! But he was STILL thinking about something!

    Yeah, I think that stuff is fairly universal.

    *****es be whack yo!
  9. Unprofessional


    Mar 5, 2012
  10. Indeed! On some occasions, the what-you-know-will-be-uninteresting-to-her thought is troublesome as well:

    Her: "What are you thinking about?"
    Me: "Nothing much, I guess."
    "It must be something."
    "It'd probably bore you."
    "Why don't you want to tell me?"
    "[Insert latest song I'm trying to learn, or something else uninteresting to her.]"

    End Scene.
  11. I am ALWAYS- to some extent- somewhere in the dim recesses of my 'mind', thinking of poon. She knows better than to ask
  12. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Sometimes, in my experience, saying what I was thinking - although harmless - has gotten me in more trouble than trying to explain that my mind was blank.

    Her: "What are you thinking about?"

    Me: "Oh nothing."

    Her: "No, really, what's on your mind? (You've been quiet for like a few minutes)."

    Me: "Nothing important. Just silly stuff."

    Her: "About me????"

    Me: "No no. Nothing about you."

    Her: "Well what is it? Are you thinking of someone else?"

    Me: "No."

    Me: "Okay, remember watching Inception last night? Well, the 'dream machine' that they used to share dreams kept also appearing in their dreams for them to keep going further down into lower dream states, but how could that work since those machines were just figments of the dreams and not physically real like the first and only machine in the waking world?"

    Her: "THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT?! YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE!! :mad:" *stomps off to another room*

    Me thinking to myself: "You idiot. You should have lied and said you were thinking of a dream you had of her."
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  13. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    "What are you thinking?"

    "Take off your pants"

    This should get me through the end of the year, at least.
  14. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    ^ I'm adopting this policy with the next one. At least I will have been thinking of HER when it comes up. :rolleyes:
  15. chuck norriss

    chuck norriss Banned

    Jan 20, 2011
    When I hear a woman say men are pigs men are dogs etc it's done done on to the next one done I'm done & I'm on to the next one. F that noise
  16. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    I shall call you "Sir" from this day forward!
  17. Whatever for? We ALL know your pants are off already. :)
  18. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
  19. pie_man_25


    Jun 28, 2007
    Windsor, ON.
    that's kinda weird, because my girlfriend and I BOTH ask each other that same question, and I think she answers with "nothing, I was just kinda zoning out" more than I do.
  20. Stilettoprefer


    Nov 26, 2010
    My brain goes into neutral pretty often. At work I have to do the exact same thing for hours on end, so once I get in the groove my brain just shuts off until I run out of parts or someone scares the snot out of me by asking me a question. Makes the day go by pretty quickly haha.
  21. RosieB


    Feb 10, 2009
    Omg. All these years I thought he was lying to me. Or just didn't want to tell me. You do this too? You mean he really COULD be thinking nothing? For real? All those times?

    Omg, I just thought of something else. You do this too. I'm not smoking any more cigars for you...

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